Welcome to the new posters!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:55 pm

It appears we've had some new folks register over the past few days. From the registration and statistical analysis it also appears that these folks are genuine newbies. So I'd just like to take this moment to say...

...to all the new posters!

Feel free to "jump into the fray" (LOL!) but also kindly stop in here and tell us a little bit about yourself. We are KIND, UNDERSTANDING and TOLERANT people.

trev, be a dear and fetch some delicious chocolate chip cookies for our new friends. Right out of the oven!

I hope you guys (and gals) will enjoy your time here. I certainly know we'll enjoy having you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:04 am

Look around, Jsc. It's already begun.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:08 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
trev, be a dear and fetch some delicious chocolate chip cookies for our new friends. Right out of the oven!

Wait...that's trev?

~gulp~

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:12 am

I hope mvscal sews them all up human centipede style and throws them a gallon of Cuda's AIDS infested throat yogurt....................I mean welcome.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:12 am

Martyred wrote:Wait...that's trev?

The age indicates no. The squatting position suggests...maybe.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:14 am

And the fact that she's even cooking at all?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:19 am

That's not very nice. trev prepares a wonderful Kugel.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:21 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:trev prepares a wonderful Kugel.

Vagina exercises?

:|

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:22 am

Well, newish. I've been around the planet for a while. Too informed to vote Republican and too fabulous to be brought down by people who think WalMart is THE destination for food and fashion. Thanks for the welcome, but if you really wanted to host a welcome party the Grey Goose and OJ would be set up right at the entrance.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:30 am

Fabulous indeed.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:33 am

cackles.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:38 am

BetterThanYou wrote:Well, newish. I've been around the planet for a while. Too informed to vote Republican and too fabulous to be brought down by people who think WalMart is THE destination for food and fashion.

Pros: I kinda agree with what he said.

Cons: He kinda sounded like a faggot saying it.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:39 am

Welcome to the Jungle.

Chocolate chip oatmeal.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:43 am

BetterThanYou wrote:Too informed to vote Republican and too fabulous to be brought down by people who think WalMart is THE destination for food and fashion.

'Round these parts, those two factions are pretty much one and the same.

But then you'll be making the acqaintance of one War P. Wagon soon enough on your own. When you feel yourself suddenly becoming engulfed by a fetid mist of WD-40, stale corndogs, beer-stained Foghat cassettes and unshakable, unrelenting, unthinking brain-queefery, you'll know it is T1B's long-cherished Patron Saint of Obdurate Thickness who approaches.

Just wave an old Dale Earnhardt pennant in his general direction and you should make it through the ordeal relatively unscathed.

Consider yourself duly warned. Oh, and watch out for that mvscal guy. You don't have a hot, lonely daughter do you, or even a meh one?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:47 am

Or compliment him on his buying of Canadian built American products.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:49 am

trev wrote:Welcome to the Jungle.

Chocolate chip oatmeal.

If you knew how to bake those, I'd be proud of you. ~smooches~

Legit newbies here and not more tired shit trolls that had to sign up to post attacks against those that have beaten the living shit outta their regular "run off the board" nics??? Cool with me. I'll watch and wait...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:50 am

BetterThanYou is legit. Why he's better than us, though, he should explain.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:51 am

AP, I've been baking cookies since before you were wearing panties. I know what I'm doing.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:52 am

Nothing wrong with greyhounds. I had two the other night at the steakhouse.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:54 am

trev wrote:AP, I've been baking cookies since before you were wearing panties. I know what I'm doing.

I'm sure you have... with those green leaves mixed in. ~smooches~

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:03 am

R-Jack wrote: Cons: He kinda sounded like a faggot saying it.

Hey Jack. its been my experience that guys who do the gay jokes first want nothing more than some long thick uncut man meat buried deep inside of them. If you want a date just ask. Two possible answers, yes, or no. But acting all shy about it will just get you ignored.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:07 am

OMG LOL!!

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:08 am

IKYABWAI?

Yeah, you should meet War Wagon.

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:08 am

Van wrote:
Just wave an old Dale Earnhardt pennant in his general direction and you should make it through the ordeal relatively unscathed.

Dale Ernhardt? I never worry about people who watch TV for cats. Besides, every guy I ever knew named Dale was a total bottom. As far as daughters go, I have none. Considering some of the comments I've read speak to a family tree that has no branches whatever, i got the feeling his own daughter/sister/mother/aunts as well as a few squirrels havfe more to fear from him than I do.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:13 am

You don't need to worry about Wags. He'll worry about you enough for the both of you.

wizzardrose · Post by **wizzardrose** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:30 am

Wow! To be friggn' new again and I didn't even need to dunked under water this time! Hot damn!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:35 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BetterThanYou is legit.

Who gives a fuck? He sucks dog balls.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:42 am

some guy walks into the room, declares they are BetterThanYou and then starts dropping Walmart smack and I'm supposed to believe this isn't Vans' troll?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:44 am

By the way Van, I cook almost every night. Tonight:

With white rice.

It turned out tender and flavorful.

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:49 am

War Wagon wrote:some guy walks into the room, declares they are BetterThanYou and then starts dropping Walmart smack and I'm supposed to believe this isn't Vans' troll?

Aren't Van's tacky shoes they sell at the Dollar Store? I loathe WalMart- its where the slack jawed yokels go to get their information from the only real news in this nation; "The WalMart Post" see also News of the World.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:53 am

BetterThanYou wrote: Aren't Van's tacky shoes they sell at the Dollar Store? I loathe WalMart- its where the slack jawed yokels go to get their information from the only real news in this nation; "The WalMart Post" see also News of the World.

Alright, dude. That's the fifth time in eight posts you've referenced Wal-Mart. Time for some new material or time to get fucked.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:03 am

BetterThanYou wrote: Aren't Van's tacky shoes they sell at the Dollar Store? I loathe WalMart- its where the slack jawed yokels go to get their information from the only real news in this nation; "The WalMart Post" see also News of the World.

I have no idea where Van buys his shoes, I doubt he even has a use for shoes. He's a sandals/thongs kinda' guy. I doubt he even owns a pair of socks.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise if he wears socks with his sandals.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:07 am

War Wagon wrote:some guy walks into the room, declares they are BetterThanYou and then starts dropping Walmart smack and I'm supposed to believe this isn't Vans' troll?

You would, yes, if you weren't a moron. I don't troll. Ever. Not once. Not then, not now, not in the future.

Also, here's a little newsflash for you...

Dropping Walmart smack is hardly uncommon. See, most people recognize Walmart for what it is, which is why there are countless websites devoted solely to the subject of smacking Walmart shoppers.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:09 am

War Wagon wrote:I have no idea where Van buys his shoes, I doubt he even has a use for shoes. He's a sandals/thongs kinda' guy. I doubt he even owns a pair of socks.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise if he wears socks with his sandals.

don't be hating on my Birkenstocks and handcrafted thermal booties, yo.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:10 am

trev wrote:By the way Van, I cook almost every night.

And here I thought the only time you entered the kitchen was to pick up the phone and make dinner reservations.

I stand corrected, and offer my sincerest apologies. trev, you are truly a never-ending, multi-faceted object of love.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:12 am

mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BetterThanYou is legit.
Who gives a fuck? He sucks dog balls.

Did you get any punch and cookies?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:14 am

This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:16 am

Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

wrong
yes i have proof
which is in the pudding
and no you can't have any

ps: i spiked the punch

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:20 am

Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

Just...unbelievable.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:25 am

Van wrote:most people recognize Walmart for what it is

and what would that be?

I recognize it as the place I shop to get the most for my money, despite fighting crowds of people who go there for the same thing.

But Van is too special to shop there with his disabilty check?