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Goober McTuber
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Makes sense I suppose. In real life I’m entertaining, quite handsome and hung like a horse. Just like here.
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Sounds like the author is defining "troll" merely as someone who talks shit to somebody else online. By that definition, we're all trolls.
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Most Internet trolls are probably trolls in real life, too
94.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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We often get mistaken for other people.

For example, I frequently get mistaken for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.
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Patrick Bateman wrote:We often get mistaken for other people.

For example, I frequently get mistaken for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.
It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and does the exact same thing you do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and you also attend the same barber, although you have a slightly better haircut.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Makes sense I suppose. In real life I’m entertaining, quite handsome and hung like a horse.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Patrick Bateman wrote:We often get mistaken for other people.

For example, I frequently get mistaken for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.
It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and does the exact same thing you do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and you also attend the same barber, although you have a slightly better haircut.
Sucking off your own troll?
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Diego in Seattle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Makes sense I suppose. In real life I’m entertaining, quite handsome and hung like a horse.
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Don’t get your hopes up, Diego. We all know you prefer them much, much smaller.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: If you're a troll here....

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mvscal wrote:
Most Internet trolls are probably trolls in real life, too
94.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I see what you're doing here.

( :lol: )
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