Tampa Bay's Future SS

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Hey Gramps... you do realize you can view the picture you just took like 2 seconds after hitting the shutter button... right? How dare you walk away with just a blurry picture. WTF?

Moving on to your horrific baseball 'take.' Dude hasn't even hit 10 career HR yet and he's in his 4th minor league season. In addition he has not hit, period, since being promoted to AA ball last year. He's barely slugging .300 during that time. Not OBP. Barely slugs .300

Best position player?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Sean Rodriquez was one of the most highly touted players in all of minor league baseball too. Difference between him and the stiff you posted about, S-Rod flat out mashed right up until he got to the bigs.

And you morons traded for him. That's your fucking SS.

Actually, the stiff you traded away for him sucks too. What a shitty trade. Shit for shit.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You're still a fucking moron if you think some .230 hitter with < 10 career HR in his 4th minor league season is going to provide a major league line-up with some "punch."

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Dude has about the same numbers in AA as their current production at the major league level. If anything, jumping two levels to MLB should translate to even worse numbers than what Rodriquez/Brignac are currently given them.

You are fucking wrong. Just admit his numbers don't back up your claim and move on. He will not provide any punch. He can't hit for average. It will not be an improvement.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The Biscuits? Zeriously?

[Screw_Michigan]

They got a great logo...really.

[War Wagon]

The Biscuits? Zeriously?

Don't knock it

KC has an American Association team that calls itself The T-Bones.

[Screw_Michigan]

Turns out those crazy Michigander owners knew a little more about marketing than me.

Yet again...

North 1,
South 0 - F

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

They got a great logo...really.

I need to get one of those. It's so ridiculous it's awesome.

[Van]

Agreed. I'd love to have one of those caps.

Now, just imagine all the great regional nics/logos they passed on before finally deciding to celebrate the South's deep love of morbid obesity...

The Cars On Blocks
The Front Toofers
The Plumber Butts
The Cocksure Sabans
The Dead Lawns
The Wonderlichs
The Crusty Overalls
The Mustard Stains
The Busted Fiddles
The Swamp Asses
The Rainbow Suspenders
The Lynched
The Medical Grayshirts
The Menus With Pictures
The Abandoned Fridges
The Yammering Drunks
The Dale, Jrs

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The Macon Bacon
The Gulfport Gunts
The Chattanooga Child Molesters
The Louisiana Looters
The Huntsville High Cholesterol
The Valdosta Varicose Veins

[R-Jack]

The Menus With Pictures

[Van]

Sam, you gotta get me one of those caps. I will wear it with pride. Since Mgo brought it up first, you gotta get him one too.

[Van]

So you're saying that by wearing that cap I'd also acquire a little street cred? Cool. Sign me up.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Only if you keep the bill perfectly flat and cock it ever so slightly to the right or left.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Sam, you gotta get me one of those caps. I will wear it with pride. Since Mgo brought it up first, you gotta get him one too.

http://biscuits.what-if.com/hats-c-4.html

This hat is pretty sweet. Like the color:

http://biscuits.what-if.com/primary-hat-p-535.html

If you give me your name and address, I'll even spring for it.

[Van]

ucant, when I clicked on the link for the cap I want (the one Screwball posted, which is called "bamboo alternate hat"), it came back with "item not found."

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Van -- that's pretty fucked up that they wouldn't offer the coolest biscuit hat. I may get a T-Shirt myself.

[Carson]

Isn't the Lansing MICHIGAN team called the Lug Nuts?

What does their logo look like?

Sin, brad.