why I like Romney

[War Wagon]

If you want free stuff, vote for the other guy.

The guy sucks at reading a teleprompter or prepared speech but off the cuff, he's awesome.

[Bizzarofelice]

you got to be trolling

[Van]

You call that awesome?

[War Wagon]

You call that awesome?

I did, some part of that you didn't understand?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

What "free stuff" is Obama offering?

Will he ship to a Canadian P.O. box?

[Carson]

What "free stuff" is Obama offering?

Cheese.

Will he ship to a Canadian P.O. box?

In Canada, cheese comes in a frozen P.O. box.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

In Canada, cheese comes in a frozen P.O. box.

I am not here for your amusement, chum.

:x

Let's keep things civil.

[Diego in Seattle]

Yeah...that "off-the-cuff" remark he made in FL about being just like those in the crowd because he was unemployed as well was a real winner.

[Goober McTuber]

You call that awesome?

Whitey struggles with big words. Probably got "awesome" and "awful" confused.

[Goober McTuber]

And if Whitey were honest, his answer to the question "why I like Romney" would be "because he's not Barack Obama."

[mvscal]

You call that awesome?

I did, some part of that you didn't understand?

Yeah, the part where this is some kind of brilliant remark. There are tens of millions of morons out there who will vote for somebody if they are promised free stuff. At this rate, Obongo won't even have to campaign at all.

The right answer is that there is no such thing as "free stuff" and that somebody has to pay for it.

[Mikey]

The right answer is that there is no such thing as "free stuff" and that somebody has to pay for it.

Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.

[Van]

You call that awesome?

I did, some part of that you didn't understand?

Yeah, the part where this is some kind of brilliant remark. There are tens of millions of morons out there who will vote for somebody if they are promised free stuff. At this rate, Obongo won't even have to campaign at all.

The right answer is that there is no such thing as "free stuff" and that somebody has to pay for it.

Thank you.

Wags, not only did he answer by saying the exact wrong thing, he even said it poorly. First he gave this uncomfortable, constipated look, as if to say, "Are you freaking kidding me? Do I really have to deal with this kind of crap? Lady, you are a certifiable moron....." Then he sort of stumbles to come up with something, which resulted in him pulling a classic TiC: "free stuff...that you don't have to pay for."

Really, Mitt? Care to enumerate those free things you do have to pay for?

And yes, like mvscal said, he may as well have just doused himself in gasoline and had Jeneane Garofalo set him ablaze, that answer was so perfectly alienating. Telling people that Obama gives out free stuff and you won't? Letting people think Obama actually does give out free stuff, as if such things exist?

This, from our economic genius? Could that stupid slut have tossed him a fatter softball to whiff on?

[mvscal]

Bottom line to political campaigning is that you never EVER tell people to vote for the other guy. They will.

[missjo]

You call that awesome?

I did, some part of that you didn't understand?

Yeah, the part where this is some kind of brilliant remark. There are tens of millions of morons out there who will vote for somebody if they are promised free stuff. At this rate, Obongo won't even have to campaign at all.

The right answer is that there is no such thing as "free stuff" and that somebody has to pay for it.

That's the whole point of this abortion of a GOP candidate race, the republicans Don't really want to win because they know that there is no way they can fix the mess that is the American economy any time soon & would rather sit back & heckle the black guy.
If the Republicans were serious about beating Obama
they'd be fielding someone like Jeb Bush as a candidate as the voting Republicans have a huge fondness for the Bush Family
& having governed Florida which is a Huge Red State He'd be almost a shoe in to beat Obama
Obama doesn't really want to be there either, why do you think there are so many "missteps" being made this close to an election like the constant expensive holidays etc that the first family is taking, he'd actually be relieved to lose the election.

[Van]

Well, that was...interesting. Categorically, irrevocably wrong, but interesting.

[M2]

Whitey's from Kansas City... and he gets his news from "Fox and friends"

You do the math.

[Screw_Michigan]

Hey Tardspray, I know you're proud of your paint by numbers, but please stop posting that stupid fucking pic.

[R-Jack]

This crap where he puts on a pair of jeans (may as well still have the tags on 'em) and says, "Howdy, y'all, I just ate some grits" to southerners should be stopped immediately.

Just think what will happen if he takes that act to Detroit.

[Mikey]

This crap where he puts on a pair of jeans (may as well still have the tags on 'em).

Haven't checked but they prolly have a crease in the legs. Is he still wearing his tasseled loafers?

[trev]

I agree about the jeans. Obama can't wear jeans either. I am glad Romney will be taking on Obama. The comment Romney made to the crowd slut wanting free stuff was Romney being himself.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Because he's on my team, and he's gonna be the nominee.

FTFY.

[Dinsdale]

That's the whole point of this abortion of a GOP candidate race, the republicans Don't really want to win because they know that there is no way they can fix the mess that is the American economy any time soon & would rather sit back & heckle the black guy.

Are you saying Obama is black, or are you implying something? I'll assume the latter, since the former is too basic, even for you.

Uhm... you know that until recently, the RNC was chaired by a... black guy, right?

If the Republicans were serious about beating Obama
they'd be fielding someone like Jeb Bush as a candidate as the voting Republicans have a huge fondness for the Bush Family

Your knowledge of American politics is jaw-dropping... jaw-droppingly ignorant.

To win the White House, it takes a combination of the regular voting base, and those voters on the fringe. And if you think anyone on the fringe, so much as one fringe voter in this country would vote for anyone named Bush at this point, you're even dumber than you sound here.

having governed Florida which is a Huge Red State

Your talking about the same Florida that piled its massive electoral votes on Obama, right?


Because when I need opinions on American politics, the first thing I think of is hitting up Aussies of marginal intelligence, who are experts on American politics because they've been to the USA a couple of times for a couple of weeks.

[Van]

Well, that was...interesting. Categorically, irrevocably wrong, but interesting.

You only reply to Jo because she has big tits.

Can you think of a better reason to respond to someone?

Now if I said all of that, everyone would have just scrolled over it.

There's always hormone therapy.

[R-Jack]

The pic is pretty self explanitory.

He's just saying it's nearing MadRetard's spamming of AP's needlessly wytched pic levels of over-exposure.

[Terry in Crapchester]

. . . off the cuff, he's awesome.

Of course, you probably thought this guy was awesome off the cuff as well . . .

[Derron]

Because when I need opinions on American politics, the first thing I think of is hitting up Aussies of marginal intelligence, who are experts on American politics because they've been to the USA a couple of times for a couple of weeks.

Expecting the resident Cannuksuckers to weight in with their extensive knowledge and opinion here soon..

[Dr_Phibes]

Well it's not like you can avoid living next door to a 60,000 lb. retard.

Keep the noise down plz.

[TIGRDOG]

I'm not a big fan, but I can solve Romney's image problem. His campaign manager needs to stop the "fitting in" BS.

This crap where he puts on a pair of jeans (may as well still have the tags on 'em) and says, "Howdy, y'all, I just ate some grits" to southerners should be stopped immediately.

Mitt neeeds to put on his most expensive suit and simply say, "I'm a problem solver. I can fix this country's economic problems."

Be yourself. Even if you're an arrogant prick. Cut the BS.

"Can I get me a hunting license here?".

http://jacksonville.typepad.com/patum_p ... me_a_.html

freakin newenglanders

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You probably change party affiliation as often as PSU changes his underwear.

:jokefail:

[smackaholic]

Did Mitt really say "who let the dogs out" with the obligatory woofs on the end?

Even Lurch Kerry is facepalming this move.

[Diego in Seattle]

Any day now we should see a pic of Romney riding in a tank wearing a dopey helmet.

[mvscal]

The douchebag Republicans here in Louisiana voted almost 50% for Santorum, giving him the state.

And that's it, no more, I'm done. Among many other things, that piece of shit says that a woman pregnant from a rape should consider it a gift from God. Fuck him and fuck everyone who voted for him. I'm changing my party affiliation, I'm out.

Quit crying, you fucking pussy. Romney is going to win the nomination. Santorum has to win something like 86% of the remaining delegates.