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bradhusker wrote: Van, its a psychological fact, that when you question another man's sexuality, YOU ARE A FAG.

It's a geographical fact that it depends on where you live.

And lest we forget, Brad is a Royals fan.
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Dinsdale wrote:
bradhusker wrote: Van, its a psychological fact, that when you question another man's sexuality, YOU ARE A FAG.
It's a geographical fact that it depends on where you live.
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whats up with the richard gere and debra winger reference? "an officer and a gentleman" 1981
decent movie, im not sure its a bona fide classic though, at least not of the same calibur as total recall or showgirls.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I propose an immediate ban on anyone who post the Dos Equis altered-text pics.

I've now seen about a hundred of them, of which exactly zero of them have been funny.
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Dinsdale wrote:I propose an immediate ban on anyone who post the Dos Equis altered-text pics.

I've now seen about a hundred of them, of which exactly zero of them have been funny.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sudden Sam wrote:
bradhusker wrote: whats up with the richard gere and debra winger reference? "an officer and a gentleman" 1981
decent movie, im not sure its a bona fide classic though, at least not of the same calibur as total recall or showgirls.
Diggin' that hole deeper and deeper...
Good, as soon as we get to the proper depth, we'll toss you in, still breathin', like Joe Pecsi and his punk brother in "casino", 1995.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
bradhusker wrote: whats up with the richard gere and debra winger reference? "an officer and a gentleman" 1981
decent movie, im not sure its a bona fide classic though, at least not of the same calibur as total recall or showgirls.
Diggin' that hole deeper and deeper...
What, was Whitney into gerbils in her colon?
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Sudden Sam wrote:Entertainment Tonight
Whitney Houston's funeral
Showgirls
Q: Which of these three does not belong?
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at the funeral they were all saying that she turned the corner. She was getting in shape, swimming a couple of hours a day, laying off the crack, just having a drink now and then, socially.

SO, it begs the question, what went wrong? what happened? This was clearly a woman who turned the corner, and was on her way to a BIG comeback, mind you, it wouldnt have been like Elvis' famous 68 comeback special, but a comeback in her own right.

By the way, reports indicate that Whitney's daughter, Bobbi Christina was seen doing drugs the night of her mother's funeral.
Anyone suprised by this?
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A lighter and a spoon?

Can't cook it fast enough to get high that way...


Or so I've heard.
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Stay remotely on topic dipshit.
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bradhusker wrote:I want this monkey impeached immediately.
I want you to be launched from a trebuchet into a wood chipper, but we can't always get what we want.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
bradhusker wrote:I want this monkey impeached immediately.
I want you to be launched from a trebuchet into a wood chipper, but we can't always get what we want.
Yeah but smackie, if you try sometimes, ya get what ya need, dumbass.
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You want to talk about Koran burning, start a thread about it. I'm only TROTSing the next two of yours.
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bradhusker wrote:if you try sometimes, ya get what ya need
Alrighty then. Thanks for the sound advice there, Skippy. I'll work on lining up the trebuchet & the chipper. What's a good day & time for you?
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bradhusker wrote:You want to talk about Koran burning, start a thread about it. I'm only TROTSing the next two of yours.
did a troll pilot just out himself?
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Sudden Sam wrote:brad,

I'm not by any means defending or approving of fanatical Muslims' behavior, but how are you able to ignore fanatical Christians' behavior? Killing abortion docs, killing Muslims, etc.

They all do it. Fanatics of any ideology are sick fucks.
I agree with your feelings towards religious nutjobs of all brands, but statements like yours seem to imply that christian intolerance=muzzie intolerance, which simply isn't true. It may have been true in past centuries, but, we are in the 21st, not the 14th.
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smackaholic wrote:
bradhusker wrote:You want to talk about Koran burning, start a thread about it. I'm only TROTSing the next two of yours.
did a troll pilot just out himself?
No. A mod saw that brad posted some bullshit about Koran burning which was irrellevant to the topic, and replaced brad's text with a warning.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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smackaholic wrote:
bradhusker wrote:You want to talk about Koran burning, start a thread about it. I'm only TROTSing the next two of yours.
did a troll pilot just out himself?
Hopefully Goobs is right, 'cause I'd be seriously disillusioned to find out that R-Jack is bradhusker. Oh, the inhumanity.
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Van wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
bradhusker wrote:You want to talk about Koran burning, start a thread about it. I'm only TROTSing the next two of yours.
did a troll pilot just out himself?
Hopefully Goobs is right, 'cause I'd be seriously disillusioned to find out that R-Jack is bradhusker. Oh, the inhumanity.
nothing in this sordid clambake could disillusion me anymore.
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Things I could find out about this place that would disillusion me...

R-Jack (or Mgo) is bradhusker.

mvscal is the wife of an ACLU attorney.

Smackie Chan's favorite band is The Bay City Rollers.

'Spray looks like the dweeb on The Big Bang Theory.

Ana Ng is a flatchested militant lesbian with a thing for anorexic Dutch waifs.

bradhusker has the highest IQ here.

That ACLU attorney mvscal is married to? His office is in Bar Harbor, Maine, and the shingle over the door reads "Sudden Sam, Esq."

smackaholic is a professor emeritus of English Literature at Oxford.

Truman is a vegan.

Dins is the mayor of a medium-sized Amish town.

Wags drives a pastel yellow VW Beetle Convertible.

Dr. Phibes is a professional rodeo circuit aficionado.

Terry in Crapchester shares Ana Ng's taste in 'heroin chic' dirty blonde slunts from The Hague.

Mikey only has a GED.

BSmack chaired the Rick Perry Super PAC.

Moorese is celibate.

m2 was a highly recruited star running back.
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Nice vision of Bizarro T1B.

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Van wrote:Smackie Chan's favorite band is The Bay City Rollers.
Wags can attest that this is indeed the case.

Sorry for the disillusionment.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
bradhusker wrote:if you try sometimes, ya get what ya need
Alrighty then. Thanks for the sound advice there, Skippy. I'll work on lining up the trebuchet & the chipper. What's a good day & time for you?
smackie? sounds like you watch the movie "FARGO" too much, I am willing to bet that during the scene when steve buscemi gets put into the wood chipper piece by piece, YOU are jerking your cock to climax.
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I'm just not even going to worry about editing anymore.
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bradhusker wrote:sounds like you watch the movie "FARGO" too much
I admit I like that flick, but there was no trebuchet involved. I added that as my own special touch
I am willing to bet that during the scene when steve buscemi gets put into the wood chipper piece by piece, YOU are jerking your cock to climax.
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'Spray wrote:I giggled more than once.
Well, your voice on that one blues song does kinda sound like that dude's.
Go ahead, post it here.

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I'm guessing that a thorough scan of the search function here would reveal that this thread contains the very first usage of the word 'trebuchet' on T1B.

Take a bow, Mr. Chan.
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Van wrote:I'm guessing that a thorough scan of the search function here would reveal that this thread contains the very first usage of the word 'trebuchet' on T1B.

Take a bow, Mr. Chan.

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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

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Sudden Sam wrote:I'm not by any means defending or approving of fanatical Muslims' behavior, but how are you able to ignore fanatical Christians' behavior? Killing abortion docs, killing Muslims, etc.
There is absolutely no comparison between the two in terms of numbers of attacks, scale of the attacks and numbers of fanatics nor are the extraordinarily rare acts of Christian violence acceptable to the rest of Christians.

Sorry, dude. Only an idiot makes that comparison.
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Where is that pic of Islamic Outrage Boy when we need it? mvscal, you used to be really handy with that pic. You also had a better nic for him. See if you can scare that thing up again.
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Van wrote:Where is that pic of Islamic Outrage Boy when we need it? mvscal, you used to be really handy with that pic. You also had a better nic for him. See if you can scare that thing up again.
He is known as Islamic Rage Boy. Basically, he's a professional protestor. He is Nick Felchco's ideological twin but he seems to get out a little more.

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Beautiful.

See, Sam, when some deranged 'Christian' does something maniacal, you typically won't see fucktons of Christians taking to the streets in wild celebration.

Islamic nutjobs? It's pretty much Toomer's Corner without the toilet paper (those primitive Muslims, dontchaknow... :mrgreen: ) every time one of them manages to blow herself up while killing others.

mvscal's nic for the guy inspired me to do a google search under the heading "Islamic Rage Boy." As it turns out, apparently that's his official worldwide handle! Nice!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... alism.html

Okay, so he's an illiterate yet peaceful failed militant Islamic Rage Boy...the bradhusker of Islam, if you will. Seems about par for the course.
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War Wagon wrote:yeah, and supposedly she had been clean since her second attempt at rehab in 2010.

Relapse, what you term a 'choice', is a bitch.

Knowing your profession, it really surprises me that you'd have so little sympathy for those afflicted with drug addiction.
"Clean" for how many minutes in 2010??? A person has to stop using before they can relapse, Wags. She died with cocaine, xanax, and flexeril in her system, and reported snorted cocaine minutes before getting into the tub. Boy, she really knew how to "relapse", I'll give her that. :roll: Stupid. Fucking. Cunt.
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Van wrote:Terry in Crapchester shares Ana Ng's taste in 'heroin chic' dirty blonde slunts from The Hague.
Can't speak to the rest of your list, but no worries on that point.

Nice list, btw. I'll merely add the following:

JSC810 has never spent a day of his life in the hospital.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Van wrote:Terry in Crapchester shares Ana Ng's taste in 'heroin chic' dirty blonde slunts from The Hague.
Can't speak to the rest of your list, but no worries on that point.

Nice list, btw. I'll merely add the following:

JSC810 has never spent a day of his life in the hospital.
Same with me, Ive never been in the hospital either, Due to the fact that I own the Jack LaLane power juice machine, and I use it.

Doctors dont want to tell you about this, cause if they did, they'd be out of business with no sick patients to treat.

Jack LaLane himself would still be alive today pumping iron and smacking around his old lady, had he not had the terrible luck of contracting pnemonnia at the age of 96.
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