I cannot wait until Dallas beats Green Bay in the playoffs

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:54 pm

The Packers have had such an easy schedule this year yet they have given up tons of points to lackluster teams. They are beatable, they just don't have to play any good teams until January rolls around and they will be in for a rude awakening once it does. San Fran has a cupcake schedule the rest of the way, with only a game at home against Pittsburgh as a loss, so they will be 13-3. Dallas should pretty much run the table at 12-4 and will have to play a wild card game even though they are a better team than the 9ers. No biggie. So after the wild card win they will most likely face the 49ers in San Fran and will win that game and then get to go to Green Bay for the NFC title game. Packers could be undefeated at this point with shitloads of pressure on them.

Ware, Spencer, Bradie James....too much talent on defense and they should manhandle Rodgers. Dallas' defense is a touch better than the Packers, and their running game is much better with Murray kicking ass and taking names. Then you got Witten, Robinson, Dez, Miles....too many weapons to fuck with and Romo making plays week in and week out. Last year was the year of Rodgers but this is the year of Romo. Mark my words- the Cowboys will kick Green Bay's ass in the playoffs this year.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:58 pm

shit I forgot to factor in New Orleans. I don't take them seriously though....they will lose a couple more and be 11-5 and the 4th seed.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:48 pm

Jsc810 wrote:New Orleans will buttfuck Dallas in the mouth, bitch.

They won't play each other. New Orleans is a one and done team. They'll probably beat some pussy wild card team like the Giants and then get their asses toasted in the divisional round away from their pussy dome vs. GB or SF. New Orleans sucks and shouldn't even be in the discussion of NFC champions. it's a three horse race with Dallas, GB and SF and I promise Dallas will come out on top.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:18 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:shit I forgot to factor in New Orleans.

You also forgot to factor in Tony Homo being the least clutch QB in the history of the game. The next playoff game he exits without a wide fudgestripe creasing his backside will be his first.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:52 pm

Yea that last second FG over the powerhouse Dolphins has me convinced

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:54 pm

The Packers are really afraid of team that calls timeout, ices their own kicker and then loses to the Cardinals.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:36 pm

Tony Romo had a chance to end the game last night by hitting a WIDE OPEN receiver on 3rd and 5. What does he do? Overthrows him by about 5 yards. That play defines Romo.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:58 pm

Gotta love that the Giants have never lost in Jerruh's new palace.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:11 am

Van wrote:Gotta love that the Giants have never lost in Jerruh's new palace.

The look on his face at the end of the game last night was priceless.

Dallas was down with JPP.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:09 am

Dallas right back on top 14-0 over Tampa Bay. Two big division games coming up ....I think Dallas can go to 10-6 and win the division. Dallas controls its own destiny for the NFC East ....then they get that home game, whip the Falcons and then it's onto Green Bay where they ruin the perfect season.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:51 am

lol 28-0 now.

So much for Romo not kicking ass in December

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:33 pm

Um, it's the Bucs. Trust me when I say this team gave up over a month ago.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:04 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:lol 28-0 now.

So much for Romo not kicking ass in December

I thought you claimed to be a Redskins fan?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:24 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:lol 28-0 now.

So much for Romo not kicking ass in December

Notice how he managed to work in a strip sack fumble for a Tampa Bay TD in the 3rd? It was like he was just reminding everybody that even though the Bucs are a shit team playing out the string, that he is primed and ready to choke when his team needs him the most.

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:18 am

Toddowen wrote:
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: So much for Romo not kicking ass in December

You may have wanted to wait until December was over before your usual jinx and doom tarot card prediction there, Miss Cleo.

That loss doesn't count for Romo since he got injured. X-rays looked good today and he'll be ready to kick the Giants' asses for the NFC East title next Sunday night.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:26 am

Going to be difficult for him to be throwing when he's on his back. JPP will deliver the the knockout blow to that pussy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:09 pm

The Cowboys are going to get fuck-punted.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:49 am

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:
Toddowen wrote:
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: So much for Romo not kicking ass in December
You may have wanted to wait until December was over before your usual jinx and doom tarot card prediction there, Miss Cleo.
That loss doesn't count for Romo since he got injured. X-rays looked good today and he'll be ready to kick the Giants' asses for the NFC East title next Sunday night.

So does this loss count?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:17 am

YAFJ nails it again, uncanny.

After we get done laffing at him, give it up for Victor Cruz.

Who? I had never even heard of him until this year and he might be the best WR in the league.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:22 am

All I know is Dallas will have a difficult time beating Green Bay while watching the playoffs from their couches...again.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:45 am

Couldn't have happened to a better team. Fuck Dallas!!!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:39 am

Playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:44 pm

Jsc810 wrote:14-0 half way thru the second quarter, Dallas isn't even showing up. WTF?

It's the Cowboys, man. Getting shit-slammed in a must win game? Good lord, that result is as predictable as the sun rising. Most heartless, gutless team in professional sports. But I suppose if you pick the same team to win the SB every damn year, it's bound to happen eventually? Maybe?

Solo · Post by **Solo** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:32 pm

It's the Cowboys, man. Getting shit-slammed in a must win game? Good lord, that result is as predictable as the sun rising. Most heartless, gutless team in professional sports.

I’m a boys fan and I have to rack that take.

As long as Jerry Jones (and his offspring) runs the day to day operations of the Dallas Cowboys they’ll never get close to winning a Super Bowl.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:25 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Lions (5-11) people are jacking off over them this year because they are staring at that d-line and dismissing the shit behind it. Oh, and Stafford is always hurt and they have no running backs. Tell me again why they will surprise?

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:00 am

Now watch the Falcons kick the Giants' asses. New York backdoored into the playoffs and got some help from the Cowboys being injured. A healthy Romo in the playoffs would have beaten the Packers.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:30 pm

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Now watch the Falcons kick the Giants' asses. New York backdoored into the playoffs and got some help from the Cowboys being injured. A healthy Romo in the playoffs would have beaten the Packers.

Not sure how you can say the Giants backdoored their way into the playoffs.

Nice effort in trying to use the injury card. Not sure that is going to help your cause since the Giants have lost more players to injury than the Cowboys have.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:17 pm

A healthy Romo wouldn't have even made the playoffs, much less reach the Divisional round to get stomped by the Packers.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:25 pm

Romo was healthy, according to YAFJ, except when he loses, then he's hurt.

T1B

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