28 years in solitary confinement

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed May 18, 2011 12:34 pm

War Wagon wrote:
KC Scott wrote:BTW - when Payback comes, and it will surely be coming -
What does that mean?

I think Scott is actually threatening... to be funny. Which would be a breath of fresh air from the whole Board Bitch shtick we've grown accustomed to.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 18, 2011 12:43 pm

Watch out!

Scott could be fixin' to take some of y'all up to PAYBACK MOUNTAIN.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:07 pm

mvscal wrote: Relax guy, have a schvitz and a schwanz.

rack it!

AP can now say "At least I'm not KC Scott"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 18, 2011 7:12 pm

poptart wrote: PAYBACK MOUNTAIN

RACK the return of 'tart.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:02 pm

KC Scott wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Speaking of weirdness... I found your suggestion that we 'go lift and then take a steam bath' during a mini Troll Stop to be very odd at the time.
No way, srsly?

Just as seriously as you asking Truman and I to tag team your wife after that Royals game a few yerars ago

So, you're saying ucant made that exchange up?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:20 pm

Fuck you.

Either you're lying or he's lying. Which is it?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:53 pm

War Wagon wrote: So, you're saying ucant made that exchange up?

Dude.

uchoad hangs out with sweaty dudes in gyms all day; employs 14-year-old-little-girl middle-school text-speak to post his "takes"; and regularly listens to Justin Bieber. Only a matter of time before pics of he and Screwy holding hands at a MGMT concert surface...

The BIGGER question is why Scott wytched an old Vancouver Cannucks logo into his av these days....

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu May 19, 2011 12:42 am

…as for a rundown of the pathetic Peanut Gallery futilely flailing to æffect a plungering on KC Scott (try the handle-end next time tards, the rubber-end doesn’t fit), let’s review:

1) You have a certified sociopath that, when he isn’t busying himself with rewriting history, cooking for the Real Men in deer camp, and endearing his impotence to Southern California lushes, is on record that he’s IN with killing 14-year-old children and raping politicians. Or something like that.

2) A proven transvestite and bed-pan Betty that will forever be the Board’s Resident Ground Zero and smack pinata…

3) A Loser that makes his living showering with sweaty guys, conceal-carries something called a fag-o-meter, and clearly chats with prepubescent little girls on Facebook about their favorite bands…

4) A Canadian communist (OK, so he’s the funniest sumbitch on the Board)…

5) A pair of brain-dead Raider fans[/redundant], which calls their own sobriety/lucidity into question…

6) And Dinsdale. OK, so the dude regularly plows skanks, gets waxed, and shifts jobs. I AM Dinsdale, without the Space Shuttle docking skills, deck-building knowledge, and general encyclopedic memory. But still….

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:19 am

Oh, Truman, truman, truman you use a lot of powerful smack words for a KC guy. Proven, certified (gasp!), loser, pathetic...

You get a trophy for participation though.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:28 am

Who are you again?

Gotta win a playoff game if you wanna try to compete in the Premier League, sister...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu May 19, 2011 2:38 am

How ya' doin' this evening, Scott?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:42 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I found your suggestion that we 'go lift and then take a steam bath' during a mini Troll Stop to be very odd at the time.

Who actually believes this? I don't and not for a fucking second.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:51 am

KC Scott wrote:
trev wrote:Oh, Truman, truman, truman you use a lot of powerful smack words for a KC guy. Proven, certified (gasp!), loser, pathetic...

She's running " You know those Words, But So Do I " smack

mvscal's beard runs smack?!

Who knew...?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:04 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I found your suggestion that we 'go lift and then take a steam bath' during a mini Troll Stop to be very odd at the time.
Who actually believes this? I don't and not for a fucking second.

Me either.

'Roids not been too kind to ucant's eardrums.

The 'What do you say we go lift and then take a steam bath?' ucant heard was prolly something like, 'What do you say I blow and sniff and then take a cream bath?'

Oh well.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 19, 2011 6:15 am

Ah...ah cain't quit you , Scott.

Oh, Tru...Tru would you...would you like to have some pudding with me, Tru?

Ah'd like that, Scott. I really would like to have some pudding with you.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu May 19, 2011 12:46 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I found your suggestion that we 'go lift and then take a steam bath' during a mini Troll Stop to be very odd at the time.
Who actually believes this? I don't and not for a fucking second.

Thanks for clearing this up. :?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:06 pm

KC Scott wrote:
War Wagon wrote:So, you're saying ucant made that exchange up?
Why do you insist on making our city look stupid?

Hey, it's a team effort.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu May 19, 2011 2:33 pm

War Wagon wrote:So, you're saying ucant made that exchange up?

At the next KC Trollstop... y'all better watch your six. If Scotty 'accidentally' drops some BBQ on the floor... just let it be, man. Let it be.

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Oh shit. KCPaul is sooooo screwed.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:44 pm

Truman wrote:…as for a rundown of the pathetic Peanut Gallery futilely flailing to æffect a plungering on KC Scott (try the handle-end next time tards, the rubber-end doesn’t fit), let’s review:

1) You have a certified sociopath that, when he isn’t busying himself with rewriting history, cooking for the Real Men in deer camp, and endearing his impotence to Southern California lushes, is on record that he’s IN with killing 14-year-old children and raping politicians. Or something like that.

2) A proven transvestite and bed-pan Betty that will forever be the Board’s Resident Ground Zero and smack pinata…

3) A Loser that makes his living showering with sweaty guys, conceal-carries something called a fag-o-meter, and clearly chats with prepubescent little girls on Facebook about their favorite bands…

4) A Canadian communist (OK, so he’s the funniest sumbitch on the Board)…

5) A pair of brain-dead Raider fans[/redundant], which calls their own sobriety/lucidity into question…

6) And Dinsdale. OK, so the dude regularly plows skanks, gets waxed, and shifts jobs. I AM Dinsdale, without the Space Shuttle docking skills, deck-building knowledge, and general encyclopedic memory. But still….

Seriously, the people that smack your boy have to go through an application/approval process? Goddamn Tru, if this doesn't come off like a master/slave dynamic, I don't know what does. Get a clue dipshit. Even Wags is steering clear of defending his KC brethren on this one.........and he is a goddamn idiot.

Hate to tell ya Tru, but when you are dealing with a guy who has uttered things like this in the last few months....

Hey guys.........check out my "wife's" purple Caddy

You gotta see this guy..........HUGE

So what? Grabbing a dick is part of the game.

You don't shower with men in the gym? What is wrong with you?

You fear man-rape? I don't fear getting force-fucked by a dude.

........even m2, TVO, Pikkkle, Fraudo, America, WDUNN28 and Kid Gashville have every right to pile on. Even fucking Jerome wouldn't need authorization to bitchslap this fruitcake around.

Oh yeah..........unless you want an empty wishkey bottle shattered over your skull, don't you EVER question my sobriety.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:39 pm

trev wrote:Oh, Truman, truman, truman you use a lot of powerful smack words for a KC guy. Proven, certified (gasp!), loser, pathetic...

You get a trophy for participation though.

Happy birthday, you fucking lush.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:09 pm

KC Scott wrote:The fact that people even question it means people haven't learned much about message boarding in 10 years

Way to make me agree with the pile-ee, dipshits.

What a wonderful board this would be, if we all told the truth all of the time.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:24 pm

R-Jack wrote:Even Wags is steering clear of defending his KC brethren on this one.........and he is a goddamn idiot.

Wurd!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 19, 2011 6:44 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
War Wagon wrote:So, you're saying ucant made that exchange up?
Why do you insist on making our city look stupid?
Hey, it's a team effort.

Goobs, you cant say I never gave you a well deserved RACK!

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:21 pm

Scott,

You do realize that when your sexuality is questioned, the response you seem to cling to is how men should be showering with other men? Any idea why these last few days have not gone well for you?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:34 pm

Dude, NOBODY fucking showered at school.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu May 19, 2011 8:38 pm

KC Scott wrote:....feared being bungholed in the shower.

You find yourself in a hole...and all you can do is ask for a bigger shovel.

I don't absolutely hate you, so I'll pass on one more good word of advice:

You need to let this go.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:41 pm

So, according to you, I'd be less of a homophobe if I were only to strip naked and lather myself up among other naked men?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu May 19, 2011 8:42 pm

I bet Scotty is furiously fucking his fist as he fondly reflects back on the good ole days... when he 'got rough' with other boys in the shower... after stripping off their underwear off, that is.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:51 pm

KC Scott wrote:The HS thing is just too bizarre - but not your fault there

Less bizarre than the threat of physical violence if you don't get naked with the dudes?

No wonder you are so accepting of manrape.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:09 pm

R-Jack wrote:Seriously, the people that smack your boy have to go through an application/approval process? Goddamn Tru, if this doesn't come off like a master/slave dynamic, I don't know what does. Get a clue dipshit. Even Wags is steering clear of defending his KC brethren on this one.........and he is a goddamn idiot.

Defend Scott?!

From whom?!

Shirley not from this besotted, sordid collection of Rainbow Coalition-ers...?

Hell, baby seals think you’re tweaking.

And what’s with this “authorization” crap? Do I look like la Migra to you? Hell, only mvscal should be concerned.

Naw, it was a pleasant evening and I simply had the notion to limber up the sticks and hit a bucket-or-two out on the ol’ smack range. This is, after all, still a smack board, right? Got no issues with any of you cats... But I AM sorry you took a stray range ball to the cunt.

........even m2, TVO, Pikkkle, Fraudo, America, WDUNN28 and Kid Gashville have every right to pile on. Even fucking Jerome wouldn't need authorization to bitchslap this fruitcake around.

Then by all means, pile away, Jack! This is gonna to be great! I’m sure you’ll have Scotty racing for the tall grass in no time! You know, with him all defenseless ‘n junk. When do you start?

Oh yeah..........unless you want an empty wishkey bottle shattered over your skull, don't you EVER question my sobriety.

You raise a good point: In no circumstance should the words “sobriety” and “RaiderFan” ever occur in the same sentence.

Regardless, I call bullshit. Bigger heft than a D-cell, and more likely an empty fifth of Thunderbird or a Colt 45 forty-bomb looted from a burning liquor store. You gonna have Zenyatta chuck it for you?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu May 19, 2011 9:32 pm

KC Scott wrote:I know I like talking about roughing up boys who refused to get naked with me in the shower and you are gay too.

Have you really sunk to this level?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 19, 2011 10:22 pm

KC Scott wrote:When i was in HS, you didn't have a choice.
After gym, everybody hit the showers or else you'd get your ass tossed out of class and get the shit beaten out of you

Musta' been a Blue Springs kinda' thingie.

I never once took a shower in HS. Hell, I don't think they even had showers, but even if they did, you wouldn't have seen me in there.

Basic training in the Air Force was a different story. But you wore a towell and hung it up on the hook by the shower head. You looked straight ahead, got your business done in 2-3 minutes, and got your ass outta' there. Anyone caught meat gazing woulda' had a problem.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri May 20, 2011 1:55 am

KC Scott wrote:Pot meet Kettle.

What the fuck does this even mean? The pot called the kettle black. In your dumb fucking scenario, does the 'introduction' really imply hypocrisy?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

There's a difference between laying some righteous smack down (me) and repeated trips down memory lane about getting physical in the boy's shower (you.) Furthermore, this is the 2nd time you've gone into great detail about your shower experiences... with other dudes.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:42 am

War Wagon wrote: Basic training in the Air Force was a different story. But you wore a towell and hung it up on the hook by the shower head. You looked straight ahead, got your business done in 2-3 minutes, and got your ass outta' there. Anyone caught meat gazing woulda' had a problem.

Pretty much how it was in HS after football.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Fri May 20, 2011 4:03 am

Tom In VA wrote:
War Wagon wrote: Basic training in the Air Force was a different story. But you wore a towell and hung it up on the hook by the shower head. You looked straight ahead, got your business done in 2-3 minutes, and got your ass outta' there. Anyone caught meat gazing woulda' had a problem.
Pretty much how it was in HS after football.

Rack it. There's no fucking way anybody on this board played 4 years of H.S. football, basketball, track....etc without taking a shower REGULARLY/after every practice or game. You would be an outcast ....a freak...and wouldn't last one season. The coaches would have booted your ass off the team for being a smelly, ingrate hillbilly degenerate fuck lacking proper hygiene. This goes for regular physical education courses, too. Fail.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:05 am

Just heard the - poptart is in somebody's dome - dog whistle.

Yep.

Scott wrote:Sorry if your esteem took a hit here "righteous smack dude" - maybe You can hook up with The Bible Thumping "Tard Slapper" and create an epic tag team of self high fives, mutual "Rack You Brah" replies and other "mirror mirror" faggotry

Look, Scrote (tee-he-he), you've been around the boards now for more than a decade.
The strange fact that you're now handling your business like a newbie is the reason you're on the business end of the board plunger.

You definitely should have quit while you were behind - and that was way back when you somehow found it necessary to gush repeatedly about how beefy and burly ucant was.
As if mentioning it once wasn't enough.
It read as if you were afraid nobody read your original gushing and you DEFINITELY wanted it know that you saw him and were impressed by him.
Creepy.

And we know that you've met a lot of dudes from the boards - and seek to meet more.
Creepy squared?

And you wanted to meet... me. :|

But then you followed up your ucant gushing (as R-Jack briefy chronicled) with three or six other I'M QUEER AND I'M HERE type remarks.

After folks began taunting you, you seriously needed to either drop it or come correct and admit you did sound a little fruity.

For the record, I don't think you're a homo.
I just think you've somehow decided to test the waters the past couple of months and see what it feels like to be one.

Stay straight.

It's a better fit.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:16 am

This could be a troll job between ucant and scott. But I can totally see Scott wanting a workout slash hot tub buddy, poor sap.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:41 am

trev wrote:This could be a troll job between ucant and scott. But I can totally see Scott wanting a workout slash hot tub buddy, poor sap.

Between UCant and Scott they have the 80 dollar shirt market cornered. They have a lot in common. They like expensive shirts, long walks on the beach and UCant's body. It is no wonder there is an underlying current of sexual tension between those two.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sat May 21, 2011 4:36 am

Rack poptah. He's got you pegged in your approach, Scotty.

Personally, I'm not a fan of the quintessential pile on, but this one was unavoidable. I suppose it's good for a big fish to go down in a flailing fit of misery once in a while.

I guess it keeps the stars aligned or some shit like that.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue May 24, 2011 12:32 pm

KC Scott wrote:Ucunt can worship his inflated importance.

Whoa. Easy there, pal. I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white, suburbanite slob. The whole reason you got yourself into this mess is because you put me on a pedestal. Which at the time, everyone sorta thought was gay. From there... the sharks began circling the water, looking for any little thing that may be interpreted as being gay.

And here we are. Still.

AP thanks you, btw.