Piss Test

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:06 pm

OK degenerates!! Im sure there are plenty of smokers in here. What do you all recommend for a test? Ive used the Terminator Gold in the past and had success. Just seeing if anything has come along that might be better. Any help and sarcastic comments welcome.......

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:30 pm

R-Jack wrote:The moral of this story......don't do drugs.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:35 pm

Neely8 wrote:OK degenerates!! Im sure there are plenty of smokers in here. What do you all recommend for a test? Ive used the Terminator Gold in the past and had success. Just seeing if anything has come along that might be better. Any help and sarcastic comments welcome.......

Well that explains everything, Squeely.

Onions · Post by **Onions** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:36 pm

plenty of vitamin b, plenty of water, fruit and work up a sweat before the test, tell them you just got back from a workout at the gym

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:16 pm

not being a stoner has worked pretty well for me so far.

mind telling us why you are getting whiz quizzed?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:38 pm

Onions wrote:work up a sweat before the test, tell them you just got back from a workout at the gym

Worst possible thing you could do.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:43 pm

You might try restoring to a previous day.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:46 pm

You might try working for a company that does not treat you like a felon.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:47 pm

Onions wrote:plenty of vitamin b, plenty of water, fruit and work up a sweat before the test, tell them you just got back from a workout at the gym

You ain't the brightest bulb on the tree.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:49 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You might try restoring to a previous day.

:D

Onions · Post by **Onions** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:49 pm

mvscal wrote:
Onions wrote:work up a sweat before the test, tell them you just got back from a workout at the gym
Worst possible thing you could do.

Since THC lives in the fat cells, exercising will help rid the body of fat quicker, helping your body to excrete the traces of Marijuana. Sweat that THC out

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:50 pm

Onions wrote:plenty of vitamin b, plenty of water, fruit and work up a sweat before the test, tell them you just got back from a workout at the gym

Passing a piss test or getting picked at a gay porn casting call.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:51 pm

Onions wrote: Since THC lives in the fat cells, exercising will help rid the body of fat quicker, helping your body to excrete the traces of Marijuana. Sweat that THC out

:facepalm:

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:53 pm

Never smoked weed. What exactly does it do other than make you hungry and paranoid?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:08 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:Never smoked weed.

Me either.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:25 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:Never shares weed.
Me either.

FTFY

...from what I hear.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:38 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:Never smoked weed. What exactly does it do other than make you hungry and paranoid?

Stimulates arousal?

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:43 pm

Bucmonkey wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:Never smoked weed. What exactly does it do other than make you hungry and paranoid?
Stimulates arousal?

Only if you lace it with viagra.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:44 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Onions wrote: Since THC lives in the fat cells, exercising will help rid the body of fat quicker, helping your body to excrete the traces of Marijuana. Sweat that THC out

:facepalm:

Yes, the stupid is strong in this one.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:49 pm

Every expert I have ever heard testify on the subject say you and dins are idiots.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:55 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Every expert I have ever heard testify on the subject say you and dins are idiots.

Evidently your so-called experts are about as stupid and incompetant as you are.

If you work out right before you test as the idiot above you suggested, you will increase the level of metabolites in your system. That's not an opinion. It's a fact.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:00 am

Mmmm that not what the post said, it said.
"Since THC lives in the fat cells, exercising will help rid the body of fat quicker, helping your body to excrete the traces of Marijuana. Sweat that THC out"
This sentence is true. Right before is another matter, you should not sweat too much 2 days before test.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:32 am

Moving Bowels wrote:Mmmm that not what the post said, it said.
"Since THC lives in the fat cells, exercising will help rid the body of fat quicker, helping your body to excrete the traces of Marijuana. Sweat that THC out"
This sentence is true. Right before is another matter, you should not sweat too much 2 days before test.

You and the Onions once again, being joined at the hip (ass). So you guys think you can go blow a blunt and then just sweat out the THC in one or two workouts ?

So if THC is fat soluble, and you exercise off a minor amount of body fat..then you got rid of all the THC ?? No more fat cells for it to hold in ? Your now 0% body fat after that ?

Is that what you ass clowns are trying to say ?

Fuck o dear...this thread needs to end.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:38 am

Moving Sale wrote:Mmmm that not what the post said, it said.
"Since THC lives in the fat cells, exercising will help rid the body of fat quicker, helping your body to excrete the traces of Marijuana. Sweat that THC out"
This sentence is true. Right before is another matter, you should not sweat too much 2 days before test.

They don't test for TCH, they test for THC's metabolite.

Tell me you knew?

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:40 am

No, no, keep it going! Just wondering what is coming next...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:57 am

Moving Sale wrote:Mmmm that not what the post said, it said.
.

Try to keep up...

work up a sweat before the test, tell them you just got back from a workout at the gym

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:53 am

BSmack wrote:They don't test for TCH

Some do some don't but anyone with the right test can.

they test for THC's metabolite.

Yes they do and it is more common than testing for THC if that was your snarky point.

Tell me you knew?

Tell me you did.

Derron wrote:So you guys think you can go blow a blunt and then just sweat out the THC in one or two workouts ?

Move the goal posts much?

So if THC is fat soluble, and you exercise off a minor amount of body fat..then you got rid of all the THC ??

Supra
^^^That means you're so stupid you used the same fallacy twice.

No more fat cells for it to hold in ?

Three times.

Your (sic)now 0% body fat after that ?

Four times.

Is that what you ass clowns are trying to say ?

No those are the words you are putting into my mouth. That would be 5 fallacious arguments in five tries.

Fuck o dear...this thread needs to end.

mvscal wrote:
work up a sweat before the test, tell them you just got back from a workout at the gym

I get that his explanation was tied to a false hood but he did stumble on a nugget of truth which instead of you saying...

"Not right before the test you cock licking cum bucket" or the like you said...
"Yes, the stupid is strong in this one."
implying that it was false that working out in general was not going to help.
You gave no indication that you knew the difference.
I clarified it. BFD.
Now go take another blk cock up your ass you self loathing Racist fuck.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:08 am

He didn't mention what was being smoked. Many companies and insurance companies are doing urine tests for nicotine as well.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:30 am

Onions wrote:Since THC lives in the fat cells, exercising will help rid the body of fat quicker, helping your body to excrete the traces of Marijuana. Sweat that THC out

For the retards (sup Onions)... since you haven't figured it out yet...

Exercise all you want -- it's good for you and shit.

It does absolutely nothing to reduce the number of fat cells in your body. It reduces the size of the ones you have.

So the slight loss af fat you might manage in the time you'd have to pass the wizz quiz is making your fat cells... smaller. The increase in metabolism isn't going to counter...

See if you can follow, Dumbions...

Same amount of THC - less total fat in the same number of cells=

higher concentration of THC in your cells.

Light coming on yet?

And working out hard before you go will likely dehydrate you, making your piss less diluted.

The stupid is strong Dumbion, for sure.

Onions · Post by **Onions** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:05 am

i posted what worked for me years ago when i passed a DT served up by one of the largest corporations in the world. so go fuck yourselves

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:49 am

Martyred wrote:You might try working for a company that does not treat you like a felon.

Indeed, fuck a job....start a business.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:51 am

Onions wrote:i posted what worked for me years ago when i passed a DT served up by one of the largest corporations in the world.

So you got hired by Wal-Fart....big deal.

You wouldn't get hired in the aerospace industry....especially one that does defense work.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:39 am

Neely8 wrote:OK degenerates!! Im sure there are plenty of smokers in here. What do you all recommend for a test? Ive used the Terminator Gold in the past and had success. Just seeing if anything has come along that might be better. Any help and sarcastic comments welcome.......

Besides complete losers, who the fuck smokes weed after college? No offense.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:50 pm

Personally I feel that weed is less harmful or addictive then alcohol which our fine country deems to be legal. I have seen alcohol destroy people, families, and lives. Never seen anybody OD from smoking too much. Imagine a bar where everybody smokes......would muscle heads feel the need to start fights when stoned? Hell No!! Weed is so freaking harmless it is crazy. No reason it should still be illegal....

And yes while smoking gives you the munchies I have never been very paranoid on it. Smoking a bowl at night is my glass of wine. It helps to wind down from work and relax at night. Harmless......

Lastly yes it is for a new job. Kinda came out of nowhere or otherwise I would just quit for a month.....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:41 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Every expert I have ever heard testify on the subject say you and dins are idiots.

There are experts on the subject of mvscal's and Dinsdale's idiocy? Who knew?

Onions · Post by **Onions** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:57 pm

Neely8 wrote:Personally I feel that weed is less harmful or addictive then alcohol which our fine country deems to be legal. I have seen alcohol destroy people, families, and lives. Never seen anybody OD from smoking too much. Imagine a bar where everybody smokes......would muscle heads feel the need to start fights when stoned? Hell No!! Weed is so freaking harmless it is crazy. No reason it should still be illegal....

And yes while smoking gives you the munchies I have never been very paranoid on it. Smoking a bowl at night is my glass of wine. It helps to wind down from work and relax at night. Harmless......

Lastly yes it is for a new job. Kinda came out of nowhere or otherwise I would just quit for a month.....

same. i've been sober for 8 years now.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:07 pm

Every person I've ever known who smokes pot on a regular basis is pretty much a loser. Mommy's basement or shitty apartment. Shit job. Etc. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I am still friends with a few of them.

Good luck with the test, Neely.

This is what I've heard that works. Do an assload cardio 5 days, 4 days, and 3 days before the test. 2 days before, don't do any more. This will help release the THC from your body.

Drink an assload of water in the days leading up to the test, but take some multivitamins and some B vitamins so your urine doesn't come back too clear. Do the same thing with creatine. Low levels of this shows you tried diluting your piss. Eat a big steak the day before the test. Piss a few times before giving your test sample that day. Your first piss of the day is most likely your "dirtiest."

Or... stop smoking pot.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:59 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Every person I've ever known who smokes pot on a regular basis is pretty much a loser. Mommy's basement or shitty apartment.

Let's see -- I know an owner of a finance company, an owner of an HVAC company, an owner of a decent-volume retailer, multiple owners of wineries...

shit, I could do this all day. A friend who was a grower used to make a low-key exchange of his wares to the CEO of a Fortune 500 company... list goes on.

Nice try on the thread, Neely. You found a bunch of answers from people way below your own knowledge level. Go to the head shop and talk to the dude at the counter, and see what he thinks/what's been selling best.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:00 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: There are experts on the subject of mvscal's and Dinsdale's idiocy?

memberlist.php

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:06 pm

Roach wrote:I used to smoke a Lot of weed.

I can tell... is this why you think diddling little girls is funny? You're a complete fucking loser. End of.