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So what? Your shit franchise still won't win a Super Bowl this year.
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mvscal wrote:Image

You don't have to like it. You just have to deal with it.
No I won't, because that fucktard will NEVER win it.
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Rivers is definitely going to be on the short list of candidates.
He's having a helluva year tossin' the ball.

Continuing to win games would help his case for MVP.
That is, afterall, job #1 for a QB.

And speaking of winning, 4 of SD's next 5 games are at home.
Look out, because I can see this team movin' on UP in the West.
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WOW...torching the Texans secondary! I'm impressed!

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He's torched everybody, fucktard.
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Philip Rivers is the best QB in the league right now. He's been carrying the offense pretty much alone for weeks now.
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mvscal wrote:He's torched everybody, fucktard.
Not exactly EVERYBODY.

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Rivers = second coming of Dan Fouts

Decent qb who puts up big numbers. But, will never win a meaningful game, have a losing record as a starter and back into the HOF.

Hope he's a better broadcaster.
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BSmack wrote:So what? Your shit franchise still won't win a Super Bowl this year.

...says a fantasy neckcar champ! :lol:
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watch it, bub.
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War Wagon wrote:watch it, bub.
...sorry bout that wags.
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ChargerMike wrote:
BSmack wrote:So what? Your shit franchise still won't win a Super Bowl this year.
...says a fantasy neckcar champ! :lol:
And a two time Fantasy Neckcar champ at that. I guess I'll have to hang another JFFL title on the wall to even things out. :mrgreen:
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Tim Tebow

the five offensive plays he's run have been MONEY
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Felix wrote:Tim Tebow

the five offensive plays he's run have been MONEY

..and your point is??
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Yea, give me a break, LOL.

Yea, memo to you and Fouts, um it was the fucking Texans!!! What a joke. The scrotum sucking on these guys is unbelievable. A losing record against a shitty schedule and we're ready to crown him MVP? Please. Just because they have to do what they do because they suck so bad doesn't mean you use those stats to just give him an award, LOL but idiots like you and the media will.

Yea and I know you don't get what I am saying ^^^
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Uh, fucktard, don't EVEN think it fool. No chance, no way, no how. No fucking shit you'd be honored or whatever the fuck you said you'd be. He's great, you're not. No entertainment factor, no insight factor, just brown nosing, bullshit. Who's cock did he suck to make it this far?
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PISC wrote:Yea, give me a break, LOL.

Yea, memo to you and Fouts, um it was the fucking Texans!!! What a joke. The scrotum sucking on these guys is unbelievable. A losing record against a shitty schedule and we're ready to crown him MVP? Please. Just because they have to do what they do because they suck so bad doesn't mean you use those stats to just give him an award, LOL but idiots like you and the media will.

Yea and I know you don't get what I am saying ^^^


..yep, just too deep for us Duane :popcorn:
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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:He's torched everybody, fucktard.
Not exactly EVERYBODY.

sin

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327 yards per game. Leading the league in yardage, touchdowns, yards per completion etc.

There isn't a close second.
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mvscal wrote:3-5
FTFY
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He's a damn fine JACKASS :hfal:
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ChargerMike wrote:

..and your point is??
tebow for MVP!!!!
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Felix wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:

..and your point is??
tebow for MVP!!!!

..silly me :oops:
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Cueball wrote:He's a damn fine JACKASS :hfal:
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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:3-5
FTFY
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Paul wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:3-5
FTFY
:bode:
Who is 3-5, idiots? Yeah, you morons really know what you're talking about.
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^^^^^^^^

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mvscal wrote:Who is 3-5, idiots?
My bad, they're 4-5. Let me know when the "MVP" has a winning record. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:Who is 3-5, idiots?
My bad, they're 4-5. Let me know when the "MVP" has a winning record. :lol: :lol: :lol:
...psssst yep, your bad...46-18 record as a starter...let me know when you have a clue.
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ChargerMike wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:Who is 3-5, idiots?
My bad, they're 4-5. Let me know when the "MVP" has a winning record. :lol: :lol: :lol:
...psssst yep, your bad...46-18 record as a starter...let me know when you have a clue.
We're talking about THIS season Evel.

4-5

Some MVP.
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...if we're talking this season, then we're talking the worst special teams disaster in the history of the NFL. It's only because of Rivers that we've won 4 games. He has near as close a grip on the game as Manning. Without him the Chargers are winless.

BTW...chatter on the pre and post game shows is that Rivers is ahead of Marinos pace :xxxl: but we shall see.

yer bait is pretty good Bri, I'll keep swallowing as long as you throw it out there. :D
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M. Vick.

If the Iggles keep winnin' and Vick keeps doin' his thang, P. Rivers will be an afterthought.
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ChargerMike wrote:yer bait is pretty good Bri, I'll keep swallowing as long as you throw it out there. :D
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Tough to spot the real Jackass without a scorecard....
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Shouldn't be too hard to distinguish between them, Tru... Knoxville snorkels in port-o-johnnies while Rivers is simply a cock snorkeler.
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Derek Anderson should take note.
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I see the Rivers for MVP talk has quieted.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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BSmack wrote:I see the Rivers for MVP talk has quieted.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
The cream ALWAYS rises up to the top in the end.

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Paul wrote:
BSmack wrote:I see the Rivers for MVP talk has quieted.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
The cream ALWAYS rises up to the top in the end.
Yea, that's going to stop the KC Gay meme.
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