Review : Sin City

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:41 pm

holy shit those are the most beautiful tits I've ever seen. I could write poetry about those tits.

three storylines mingle, yet seem eerily similar.
1) guy in trenchcoat fucks shit up despite health issues.
2) guy in trenchcoat fucks shit up.
3) guy in trenchcoat fucks shit up despite health issues.

One common thread thropughout the movie:
-I want to see those tits again. I pray to the alter of all things bosomy.

Was I amazingly dazzled, no.
Was I extremely entertained never wanting it to end, yes.

Very good flick.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:15 am

Pics? :wink: :wink:

Donovan · Post by **Donovan** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:27 am

Funkywhiteboy wrote:Pics? :wink: :wink:

Yeah, pay $9 and you can see thousands of them one after the other really fast.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:25 am

Funkywhiteboy wrote:Pics? :wink: :wink:

I just gt on-line for the purpose of finding out more about this chick. I'm pathetic. Carla Gugino is her name. She was Karen Sisco in the recent ABC series spining off of Out of Sight. In the flick her hair was in her face and her nekkid bod did all the talking.

This asian chick is in it, as well, but I don't like asians

Jaime King shows off her rack in the movie.

I feel thoroughly retarded drooling so very much, but it is fact. Word.

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:09 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:This asian chick is in it, as well, but I don't like asians

That's what the public wants, new faces!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:47 pm

Saw it last night. The first 5 minutes of acting/dialogue had me real worried, but it got less cheesy, and the scenes of sheer brutality more than made up for it. Never heard of the comic strip before seeing it (because I have sex with women), but was entertained by the non stop violence. My girlfriend beat me on the over/under on the amount of unshaven 25-30 year olds accompanied by their equally dorky compadres.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:28 pm

Heard a review of it on NPR yesterday. Dude said he loved it, even though he normally can't stand all the comic-book type action movies being produced these days. I may check this one out at the theater.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:23 pm

Carla Gugino - Spy Kids mom who does really bad acting in 3 Spy Kids movies with Antonio B as the dad.

i can't imagine getting even minor wood (in your case)
or slightly juicy (in my case) over the Spy Kids mom.

this movie's on my agenda though.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:00 pm

!zzubevol wrote:minor wood (in your case)

Any wood of mine can never be called "minor".

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:36 pm

William Cutting wrote:Never heard of the comic strip before seeing it (because I have sex with women)

Excellent.

Might check out the movie someday, but maybe not. Might have to boycott it. It's been many years, and people have gotten over it and moved on, but when Dark Horse Comics was a local company in it's infancy, two of my bestest buddies wrote books for Dark Horse(Dude's name edited out, but comic dorks know it). They got fucked on the deal, and some verbal agreements they naively made were worth the paper they were written on.

Must be something's up, if I'm not pimping all things local.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:33 am

Dinsdale wrote:
William Cutting wrote:Never heard of the comic strip before seeing it (because I have sex with women)
I am SOOO lame, I just made up some "I know somebody" bullshit about....comic books.

About COMIC BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I last read a comic book when I was 12. You apparently, are still that mental age.

Dins......You are quickly replacing Babs as the biggest moron ever to post on the boards.

Keep up the 'good' work.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:05 am

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
William Cutting wrote:Never heard of the comic strip before seeing it (because I have sex with women)
I am SOOO lame, I just made up some "I know somebody" bullshit about....comic books.

About COMIC BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I last read a comic book when I was 12. You apparently, are still that mental age.

Dins......You are quickly replacing Babs as the biggest moron ever to post on the boards.

Keep up the 'good' work.

Harsh words for someone named after a Monty Python character...

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:43 am

Harsh words for someone named after a Monty Python character...

Yet........the Monty Python character was in a movie, not a comic book, and everyone, including you, knows who I am.

Dins is a moron.

Yesterday, today, and tommorrow.

If you wish to be his apologist, you are a bigger tard than he is.

People, LOTS of people have seen Monty Python movies, series, etc.

If YOU have read a comic book after your 13th birthday, well..............your'e a loser as well.

Scenario: Dins and Tard in a bar, see a couple of chicks....cuties

Opening lines from Dins or Mikethewhatever: Hi. You're cute. Want to come back to my place and read some graphic comics? A movie will be made one day of them, and WE will be experts.

Boy oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys have it made!!!!!!!!!

With each other.....at least.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:57 pm

And lots of people over 12 have read comic books, myself included. What's your point? It doesn't automatically make you an übernerd incapable of communicating with women.

As if there's no cult-like geekiness whatsoever about Python fans. :roll:

I'm not saying comic book geeks aren't an easy target, and there are people who take it overboard who deserve ridicule. But believe it or not, there are actually comics targeted to people over 12. Sin City is one of them. It's not all Archie & Jughead.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:53 pm

Where did I say I read a comic book?

I believe I stated, quite truthfully(like that matters on the internet), that two of my closest friends got what they thought was a raw deal from Dark Horse. Dark Horse, which oddly enough is from the same town as me and the two friends I mentioned.

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
Harsh words for someone named after a Monty Python character...
Yet........the Monty Python character was in a movie

People, LOTS of people have seen Monty Python movies, series, etc.

LOTS of people have seen the series alright......but apparently not you.

Way to accuse someone else of being stupid, as basic fucking English flies right over your head.

Leave me alone, you stalking piece of shit.

Lizard King · Post by **Lizard King** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:59 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:-I want to see those tits again.

Happy to help:

(!) http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/cg1.jpg (!)

(!) http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/cg.jpg (!)

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:55 pm

God bless you, Mr. King.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:47 am

By the way...on the topic of eye-opening actresses...Closer, and Natalie Portman in particular, cannot be missed.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:05 am

PSUFAN wrote:By the way...on the topic of eye-opening actresses...Closer, and Natalie Portman in particular, cannot be missed.

I'd see that if I didn't think it would lead me to dump the wife and find trevortime and dry-hump her.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:38 pm

From a local rag --

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:16 pm

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
William Cutting wrote:Never heard of the comic strip before seeing it (because I have sex with women)
I am SOOO lame, I just made up some "I know somebody" bullshit about....comic books.

About COMIC BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I last read a comic book when I was 12. You apparently, are still that mental age.

Dins......You are quickly replacing Babs as the biggest moron ever to post on the boards.

Keep up the 'good' work.

Rog......Sin City is an ADULT comic. Hell....no way do I let my kid read my Sin City comics. Frank Miller is fucking NAILZ.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:42 pm

BTW-the pic I put up used to be a petition for Jessica Alba to appear naked in a movie.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:25 pm

Dinsdale wrote:BTW-the pic I put up used to be a petition for Jessica Alba to appear naked in a movie.

Thanks for the clarification. I was trying to make the connection between Sin City and an organist, but I just figured it was some inside joke or something.

T1B

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