Movie Review - The Village

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:51 pm

It sucks...

The End.

Viper in Vancouver · Post by **Viper in Vancouver** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:52 pm

Can't be worse the "without a paddle"

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:56 pm

it did suck.

however joaquin phoenix and his cleft lip make anything watchable.

even curling.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:04 am

It wasn;t as bad as "Anchorman". But it was dull.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:04 am

It did suck.

I told the wife about halfway through, it was probably set in Now time.

Shalmalama did great with 6th sense and signs was OK, but the Village and Invinceible (Think that was the title were dogs)

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:07 am

Shalmalama

i laughed.

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:10 am

The Assassin wrote:It wasn;t as bad as "Anchorman". But it was dull.

Anchorman was bad, as was Old School as is many of those SNL castoff flicks...they're shit.

See You Next Wednesday · Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:12 am

I liked Anchorman. Didn't see The Village, but Chronicles of Riddick was the worst POS I saw last year.

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:14 am

Yep...I basically refuse to go to theatres nowadays...

I'll go for a flick like LOTR, Matrix, Saving Private Ryan...but none of the alleged comedy films, chick dramas, etc.

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:58 am

Oh, and Dodgeball sucks, too.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:01 am

DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...

The End.

You're telling us like we didn't already know.

By the way...!zzubevol, I'm loving the avatard.

I want a pet Stitch, damn it!

move this thread · Post by **move this thread** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:52 am

Move it!

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:53 am

move this thread wrote:Move it!

Gee, yet another bitch registering yet another shit troll...

move this thread · Post by **move this thread** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:02 am

Please follow the posting rules, sir.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:03 am

whiny bitch troll.

the band is back together and the rules have been established. embrace them or embrace some other board's rules.

tomas8 · Post by **tomas8** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:32 am

You wanna watch a bad movie?

rent king arthur! holy shit! it was so bad at times i thought i was watching a B movie! total waste of time!

fenway · Post by **fenway** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:37 am

H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E :!:

Lizard King · Post by **Lizard King** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:42 am

DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...

The End.

Yeah, thanks for giving your opinion of year old movies.

I'm waiting anxiously for your review of On the Waterfront.

Dickass.

See You Next Wednesday · Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:46 am

Lizard King wrote: I'm waiting anxiously for your review of On the Waterfront.

Good movie.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:50 am

Just finished watching Napoleon Dynamite.

It was o.k. Had its moments.

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:54 pm

DVD Reviews:

King Arthur - was decent. Never got a B-flick feeling from it, but it could have been done sooo much better. Grade: C-

Anchorman: I go to this little hole in the wall DVD rental place...get new releases for $1.50/night. This one was $1.49 too much. Grade: F (feel free to make up a grade low enough)

Elf: This is the Will Ferrell (sp?) movie to rent. Good for the whole family. Watched it with my two boys and my Mom and every one of us enjoyed it. Grade: A-

Troy: L........o........n.........g.........f.......u.......c........k.......i......n.......g......m........o........v.......i........e. That said, did a decent job. Even at 3 hours, I think it fell short of character development. Maybe should have made this a two parter and put in a little more time. Grade: C+

I was a bit disappointed that I jonesed and forgot to pick up The Village this past weekend, but now I'm not sure it was a bad thing.

Python · Post by **Python** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:30 pm

KC Scott wrote:
I told the wife about halfway through, it was probably set in Now time.

Well, scratch this movie off the list, thankyouverymuch.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:09 am

Python post, everyone has to slam a beer.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:16 pm

Rich Fader wrote:
DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...

The End.
You're telling us like we didn't already know.

By the way...!zzubevol, I'm loving the avatard.

I want a pet Stitch, damn it!

you want some links ?

Roofer · Post by **Roofer** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 pm

Ok, watched The Village over the weekend, and I actually liked it. It made you think. It was kind of annoying after awhile with all the "those we do not speak of" and "the towns" BS, but ultimately it was kinda cool how they wove their way to explaining what the hell this Village was all about. Couple of good minor jump scenes, but nothing totally creepy. Once you get the flow of a Shamalama movie, you can kinda anticipate where he's gonna throw in a "jumper".

Anyways, decent. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be....definitely makes you use your noodle.

Shortstop · Post by **Shortstop** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:46 pm

"Something the Lord Made"

Best show you'll see in a long time. Hits close to home for me so maybe you won't like it as much as I did, but it's still a damn fine flick.

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