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MV,

Suck far right wing cock, you psycho bomb-gorilla.

Hey, this is FUN!
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WW, the refs in the Ghana v US game are going to call it right down the middle, right?

We are going have to have a 1 on 5, our guy does a triple back flip, then bicycle kick into Ghana's goal, with two broken arms, for those ref's to call it good.
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There's no whining in World Cup soccer.

What, you need a map?
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R-Jack wrote: Are you actually looking for EyeTalons to put a cease to dbaggish behavior?
You're just projecting now - sport as a fashion accessory. You've been surrounded by plastic Californians supporting the Kings for too long. A real life version of the Swingers movie, all Gretzky jerseys and EA sport games in a desert wasteland.
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R-Jack wrote:Are you actually looking for EyeTalons to put a cease to dbaggish behavior?
Italians? The closest thing to Italy these jackdicks would know is a #4 from Fazoli's.
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I can't wait for preseason futbol to start
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Are you actually looking for EyeTalons to put a cease to dbaggish behavior?
Italians? The closest thing to Italy these jackdicks would know is a #4 from Fazoli's.
:lol:

I miss the Fazoli's in Elkhart.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:
R-Jack wrote: Are you actually looking for EyeTalons to put a cease to dbaggish behavior?
You're just projecting now - sport as a fashion accessory. You've been surrounded by plastic Californians supporting the Kings for too long. A real life version of the Swingers movie, all Gretzky jerseys and EA sport games in a desert wasteland.
Plastic as it may be, at least it's folks in California rooting for a team in their home state.

In a discussion about prematurely balding, Otis sized greaseballs sporting a jersey of a country their family fled from four generations ago, I am the one who is projecting? Pfffffft. Comrade please.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Italians? The closest thing to Italy these jackdicks would know is a #4 from Fazoli's.
I'd rather work up a #6 on 'em.
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I doubt Otis is a prime example of any culture. As I type, he's trying to satisfy a woman who's only ambition in life, is have a messageboard to call her own and rule as she sees fit.

Conversations at the dinner table revolve around the Leafs and moderating skills. I personally, think he's Scottish.
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Rumps wrote:The deeper the US goes
I'm wet.
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War Wagon wrote:
poptart wrote:Any world event which sees Ghana and Uruguay advancing to the main round is obviously of very minor value.

Ghana ran the U.S. in 2006 and Uruguay hosted the first World Cup in 1930.
It just reinforces the obvious.

That foosball has always been a little game at which shit-eating fucktards can excel.

Therefore there is nothing new under the sun.

Very little value.


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From a bar in Lincoln, Nebraska:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfS9kbyf ... re=related

Yeah, what a bunch of tiny soccer pussies.

Go there, and run yer mouth.

US vs anyone in ANY sport should be a passionate thing.

Don't be haters.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:I doubt Otis is a prime example of any culture. As I type, he's trying to satisfy a woman who's only ambition in life, is have a messageboard to call her own and rule as she sees fit.

Conversations at the dinner table revolve around the Leafs and moderating skills. I personally, think he's Scottish.
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Beautiful. I will be more fucked off about the US losing to Ghana than I will about England losing to Germany.

This is the article that convinced me that proper football will not be denied in America;
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008 ... t.comment1

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Heard yesterday that ABC's cameras will looking in on a huge watch party in KC's downtown Power & Light District this afternoon. Expecting over 10,000 to crowd the P&L's surrounding bars and jam the courtyard to watch the match on big screens. Should be a helluva party! Planning on keeping an ear to game while watching the Tards-Royals out at the K....
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Jsc810 wrote:Momento histórico para los Estados Unidos!

Andrés Cantor Calling Landon Donovan's ¡GOOOOOOOOOOL!
Can somebody tell me WTF the algerian defender was doing goig for the ball his keeper seemed to have taken care of nicely?

Rack him, anyway.

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Truman wrote:Heard yesterday that ABC's cameras will looking in on a huge watch party in KC's downtown Power & Light District this afternoon. Expecting over 10,000 to crowd the P&L's surrounding bars and jam the courtyard to watch the match on big screens. Should be a helluva party!
yeah, they showed it at the end of regulation and before extra time. Looked jam packed, my daughter and her friends being among the revelers. Too damned hot for me, they can have it.
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Team USA punked by Ghana. Again. Fuck.

oh well, it was a nice run and at least the boys went down fighting. That near goal Altidore almost had woulda' been a beauty. So close....
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Bring on real futbol please...
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I called it before the game that the US would give up a goal in the first 15 min and LO AND BEHOLD I was right. I despise teams that start flat. If the US didn't start halves flat, they would still be playing.
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well, they certainly created plenty of opportunities, just couldn't cash them in. Unlike Ghana, who made us pay with both of theirs. Have to give credit where it's due, both of those goals were things of beauty.
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Clinton was there again this time with his pal Mick Jagger.

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Holy shytte was Lampard robbed. :shock:
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The Brits got screwed on the non-call and completely folded as expected. Nice job, tards.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:The Brits got screwed on the non-call and completely folded as expected. Nice job, tards.
They didn't fold because of the non-call.
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War Wagon wrote:my daughter and her friends....Too damned hot for me
You're not originally from KC then?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:The Brits got screwed on the non-call and completely folded as expected. Nice job, tards.
Mexico got shafted today, too. BIG TIME. You'd think that this globally staged event would have their shit together enough for this NOT to happen, like.....EVERY other match?

I would've flipped the fugg OUT.
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Yeah, but the blown call on the ball over the goal line was way more egregious than the blown offsides call.

FIFA really needs to get its shit together. Anyone else think one ref on the field is too few?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Yeah, but the blown call on the ball over the goal line was way more egregious than the blown offsides call.

FIFA really needs to get its shit together. Anyone else think one ref on the field is too few?
Depends on how many there are off the field.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Anyone else think one ref on the field is too few?
Anyone else even care?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Win?
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poptart wrote:That foosball has always been a little game at which shit-eating fucktards can excel.
Sounds like .net. Sort of.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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