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Happy Fathers Day, fucknuckles

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So how did you spend it? Get any cool presents? My daughter got me a pretty nice shirt, that was sweet.

Myself, cooked some bacon and eggs for the girls this morning before they even got up. Then I changed the front disc brake pads on her piece of shit 2004 Cavalier before she drives it off into the sunset to Eastern New Mexico State university in Portales for a grad school gig that I'm praying works out well.

Then I tried BBQing some ribs that didn't turn out well. I'm a disgrace to KC BBQ, I admit it. You can't cook decent ribs on a gas grill.

<---- only a dumbfuck would try.

As penance, I mowed the yard when it was 90 degrees and so humid the mosquitos were sweating.

I hope you had a good Fathers Day as well.
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I held my little boy in my arms and asked him if he loved his daddy. He nodded his head yes. That's all the present I needed.
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War Wagon wrote:I'm a disgrace
Pretty much
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The wife cooked bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns for brunch and I got a nice Hawkeye polo shirt from my daughter and a Cub t-shirt from the son. I spent most of the day working on my baseball field but should have been changing the oil in my new mower. Guess that will wait until tomorrow. Right now I'm watching Gran Torino.
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Always nice to interact with you, mv... in between episodes of you talking to yourself.

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BSmack wrote:I held my little boy in my arms and asked him if he loved his daddy. He nodded his head yes. That's all the present I needed.
See, you're becoming like Van. He probably called you a tit.
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Had a great one and I hope the rest of the dads in here did, too. :D
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War Wagon wrote:You can't cook decent ribs on a gas grill.
You just need some help. Such as...............

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Went swimming with the grandpups, the boys tried to beat me up, then my daughter and son-in-law treated me to dinner at a Thai restaurant. Not a bad Dad's Day.
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Picnic and swimming at Moraine State Park. The sun attacked me, I fought back and won.

BTW, state park "beaches" feature some of the most godawful rumplewife-like displays of human flesh imaginable. My eyes still sting from the bleach wash that became necessary.
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War Wagon wrote:Eastern New Mexico State

Coming to an SEC OOC schedule near you! :mrgreen:
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Spent the day in the backyard pool swimming with the kids after morning chores around the house. Hit golf balls with the little guy in the yard for awhile. 4 years old and he's popping a driver 50 yards consistently. Guess the golf lessons and golf program he's in are really helping out. Extended family get together in the afternoon where the kids did more swimming. Watched US Open most of the day. It was a good day.
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PSUFAN wrote:BTW, state park "beaches" feature some of the most godawful rumplewife-like displays of human flesh imaginable. My eyes still sting from the bleach wash that became necessary.
No, it's called WESTERN PA. You're all fat-infested tards by birth.
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War Wagon wrote:grad school gig that I'm praying works out well.
Intergender studies?
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I spent the day swallowing the father's day dreams and memories of future generations.

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If I hit a golf ball 50 yards, it would land in a yard a block to the south.
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If I hit a golf ball 50 yards, it would land in a field of cabbage an cauliflower and kill some of my cousins.

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I spent the day obsessing about another message board poster who is my daddy.

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War Wagon wrote:
Then I tried BBQing some ribs that didn't turn out well. I'm a disgrace to KC BBQ, I admit it. You can't cook decent ribs on a gas grill.

<---- only a dumbfuck would try.
Try an innovative technique called "indirect heat".

Technically challenging but even a dumbfuck should be able to get it after a few tries.
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Spent a good part of the day swimming with the kids. Unfortunately, I forgot to apply sunscreen first and I'm feeling it today.
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Delsmom took care of the ribs and steak. All the grandkids in attendance, swimming in the pool all afternoon. A great father's day.

I do ribs on the gas grill. The process a friend gave me years ago: Cut the fat off the underside. Put on the grill to sear both sides. Steam in the oven, saucing lightly and occasionally until they are just starting to come apart. Finish up on the grill, basting w/ your sauce. Perhaps it is not very midwestern but they taste great in the mid-atlantic.
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PSUFAN wrote:If I hit a golf ball 50 yards, it would land in a field of cabbage an cauliflower and kill some of my cousins.

--Fresno troll
That would be a pretty good drive.

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