Ever dream about a troll?

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Ever dream about a troll?

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I have a couple times. It was random.

Last weekend, whilst visiting my parents in TN, one of you appeared in my dream.

It was pretty strange.

One of you was having some sort of issue with your daughter. Said trolls has 2 kids, I believe. A girl and a boy. It was a medical issue. For some reason, I was topless with the girls just "out there." But we were having a serious conversation about your daughter. It was friendly, but serious. I remember thinking, boy, I hope he doesn't tell anyone about my "girls."

You will never in a million years guess who the troll in my dream was. :lol:
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I dream about a certain troll nearly every night.

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Right there with you, you racist, vapid fuckstick.

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Trev was the medical condition asthma? I might have had the same dream but like 88, I need more visuals.
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Is it secret? Is it safe?
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jiminphilly wrote:Trev was the medical condition asthma? I might have had the same dream but like 88, I need more visuals.
Since this was a dream last weekend, I have forgotten the detail of the medical condition. Asthma does not ring a bell though.

I haven't forgotten who the troll was though. That sticks heavily in my mind.
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You will never in a million years guess who the troll in my dream was.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
You will never in a million years guess who the troll in my dream was.
AMERICA
And if Trev dresses up like Christina Aguillara, he'll gleek on her before he kicks her ass... assuming she isn't over 5'2".
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Solid memory-pull, Dins. Damn, now there was a name from the past.
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I was topless with the girls just "out there."
Who gives a fuck?

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Trev, teabag me now.

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Go on...

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Throw another vote on the pile of "we need some visual evidence to offer an opinion."

It's the stuff from which internet hilarity is made.
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Van wrote:Solid memory-pull, Dins. Damn, now there was a name from the past.
Not as good as the name that brought us Wallace Time.


If that fucker is a member here, you fucking OWE it to the rest of us to resurrect that troll.
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PSUFAN wrote:Is it safe?
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trev wrote:I haven't forgotten who the troll was though.
Come to Petco w/ me tonight to watch the Dodgers/Madres, and tell me all about it.
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Coincidence? Prolly not.
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"you've got a slot to fill
and fill that slot you will"
Why else would you think he invited trev to the game?
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Maybe a week from tomorrow, if I get home in time.
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I'm not sure I want to imagine trev topless, but
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Maybe a week from tomorrow, if I get home in time.
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trev wrote:For some reason, I was topless with the girls just "out there."
Please continue...

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War Wagon wrote:I'm not sure I want to imagine trev topless

^ nothing to add there
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trev wrote:One of you was having some sort of issue with your daughter. Said trolls has 2 kids, I believe. A girl and a boy.
In.

Not saying it was me, but who knows?

To answer the question posed, I'm pretty sure I had a dream about Annie once.
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Toddowen wrote:
trev wrote: Ever dream about a troll? I have a couple times. It was random.
What better way to make a declaration of being obsessed with a messge board than the above statement, trev. You're approaching Katy's level of interweb abnormality with this confession of yours.


At least tell me the you've seen a picture of these posters you've dreamed about.
You may be on to something there. Or not. I doubt I'll be hooking up with anyone and marrying them though. I may wreck a home or two, that's it. I've never caused anyone to leave the boards, that I know of.

I have seen a picture of this troll. But I'm not really attracted to him physically.
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Kinda cute the way trev is dreaming about PSUFAN. I wonder if she's doing his laundry in a nice French maid's outfit?
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trev wrote:I may wreck a home or two, that's it.
Are you speaking in past, present, or future tense?
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I wouldn't put too much faith in your dreams.

One time I was being chased up a skyscraper through the stairwell by an unknown figure. When I finally got to the roof of the building, Phil Jackson in a Bulls jersey shot me in the face at point blank range.

I have to say I am probably a better person for not analyzing that dream. I would say the same applies here.
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This could work. If my laundry issue was solved, I'd be devastating. The girls just being out there works for me too.

edit: come out from behind the troll, katy.
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trev wrote:I may wreck a home or two
I came.

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trev wrote: Said trolls has 2 kids, I believe. A girl and a boy.
Fits my profile.

That's as far as I'm going with this...
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She's seen your pic, too, plus you're neighbors; practically kissing cousins, as it were.

Methinks you two would have some awfully awkward pillowtalk.
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This thread makes me want to take a girl out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
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Well, it happened again. :? It was so random. I haven't even been around here much. You were in your home office, (wearing shorts, t shirt and flip flops) I was in a guest room changing clothes for some reason. Your wife came down wearing khaki hiking clothes and backpack. We all met her in hallway and told her goodbye, sent her off on her hiking day trip. I had the insinuation we were going to just hang out at the house. Then the dream ended or I don't remember. Strange.
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Mikey has a home office. But are you sure you weren't dreaming of Peter Boyle?
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trev wrote:Well, it happened again.
trev darling, do you have a blow out preventer in the back of your throat? Forgive me, but I have to ask. I must file an environmental impact survey with the federal government before I plow your tonsils with reckless abandon. Please don't cut corners or try to do it on the cheap. The environmental consequences of an uncontrolled gusher could be catastrophic.
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Uh, You don't question the sweetness of mother nature.

No worries.
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Toddowen wrote:in dreams I walk with you
in dreams I talk with you

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in dreams you're mine
all off the time
Timely.

And rack-worthy.
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