I now have it from higher authority

[Mikey]

That 72 virgins in heaven thing has been cancelled.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/03 ... google_cnn

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Cancelled

[Mace]

I guess their society is not that much different than ours. Pretty hard to find one virgin, let alone 72. They had to run out of them sooner or later....even the fat ugly ones. Dins must have paid a visit to the middle east.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

....even the fat ugly ones.

:rumple:


I was all ready to hit the detonator and then I thought...hey, maybe I should eat better...get a little exercise...finish that novel I've been workin' on forever...
In short, I've discovered...there's so much to live for.

Sincerely, Habib.

[Mace]

Okay, Marty, that pic makes me think that there might not be enough micro brews in Oregon to get Dins to hit on that. Could be wrong...but I'm trying very hard not to visualize such a disgusting thing. On the bright side, lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to the suicide bombings.

[Mikey]

In Heaven, everybody's a virgin.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

On the bright side, lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to the suicide bombings.

Lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to plate tectonics.

[Mace]

On the bright side, lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to the suicide bombings.

Lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to plate tectonics.

Well, there's that too.

[Mace]

In Heaven, everybody's a virgin.

Just another reason for going to hell. I wanna go where the women put out.