Perk/Marty

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:28 pm

FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:29 pm

Van wrote: Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.

I'm not a spreadsheeter so I don't know. I do know that some folks might not confirm or deny certain things and let people run with it for whatever reason. Typically the pattern appears, Person A will disagree with Person B about Limberger Cheese.

Then Person B goes back and finds some information - true or false - and uses it against Person A, totally out of context, having nothing to do with Limberger Cheese. So secretly - alone or amongst "friends" a laugh ensues about what an idiot Person B is and how Person B has just been totaly pwnt in regards to Limberger Cheese.

Person A: Limberger is good cheese.
Person B: No it isn't.
Person A: You don't know what you're talking about.
Person B: You're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.
Person A: (Bwahahahahahahaha)

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:29 pm

Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

He could be. He might be. Sayin'.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:37 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Van wrote: Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.
I'm not a spreadsheeter so I don't know. I do know that some folks might not confirm or deny certain things and let people run with it for whatever reason. Typically the pattern appears, Person A will disagree with Person B about Limberger Cheese.

Then Person B goes back and finds some information - true or false - and uses it against Person A, totally out of context, having nothing to do with Limberger Cheese. So secretly - alone or amongst "friends" a laugh ensues about what an idiot Person B is and how Person B has just been totaly pwnt in regards to Limberger Cheese.

Person A: Limberger is good cheese.
Person B: No it isn't.
Person A: You don't know what you're talking about.
Person B: You're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.
Person A: (Bwahahahahahahaha)

It's Limburger.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:46 pm

See now here's the critical moment.

I can go find something about Mikey that will embarass him and come in and say ....
"Spelling smack from a guy who looks like/performs this/" whatever to deflect the fact I was in error.

I could go off and compose some wild ass take. It takes great skill to pull this off. Great skill. Skill I don't have and very few do. I've seen ONE, ONE poster here utilize this technique effectively. The focus on that poster being wrong ... no longer exists ... now the focus on the humour said poster is providing. Lot of oil on the chest is necessary to pull this off and of course .... skill and technique.

I could tell Mikey to go fuck himself, but we don't do that in polite society. It's crass.

Or ...

I could just keep it real and say "Mikey, you are correct, I am in error".

Either way that cheese stinks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:49 pm

Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

Yeah, I know, I know...

You just fell down the stairs, because you were in a hurry, and you're clumsy.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.
Yeah, I know, I know...

You just fell down the stairs, because you were in a hurry, and you're clumsy.

Oh I get it, when you make up things about people and run with it, that's good smack?

No wonder I suck.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:56 pm

Katy wrote:Oh I get it, when you make up things about people and run with it, that's good smack?

No wonder I suck.

Don't sell yourself short like that. You're deficient in a multitude of smack competencies. Perhaps you'd like to discuss some goal setting for 2010?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:58 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Katy wrote:Oh I get it, when you make up things about people and run with it, that's good smack?

No wonder I suck.

Don't sell yourself short like that. You're deficient in a multitude of smack competencies. Perhaps you'd like to discuss some goal setting for 2010?

Perhaps I'll just start posting blog-like posts? I know how you guys just love that.

I'm all about being a team player.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:59 pm

Tom In VA wrote:See now here's the critical moment.

I can go find something about Mikey that will embarass him and come in and say ....
"Spelling smack from a guy who looks like/performs this/" whatever to deflect the fact I was in error.

I could go off and compose some wild ass take. It takes great skill to pull this off. Great skill. Skill I don't have and very few do. I've seen ONE, ONE poster here utilize this technique effectively. The focus on that poster being wrong ... no longer exists ... now the focus on the humour said poster is providing. Lot of oil on the chest is necessary to pull this off and of course .... skill and technique.

I could tell Mikey to go fuck himself, but we don't do that in polite society. It's crass.

Or ...

I could just keep it real and say "Mikey, you are correct, I am in error".

Either way that cheese stinks.

You could have just said you're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.

We would have been rolling then.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:13 pm

Tonight

bring it on

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:18 pm

Marty, and who will you be pretending to be tonight?

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:19 pm

So Marty, tell us about yourself..

You're a hip hop and punk fan?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:21 pm

Mikey wrote:You could have just said you're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.

We would have been rolling then.

I never posted those pics on the web, someone hacked my MySpace account.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:22 pm

Otis wrote: You're a hip hop and punk fan?

Hip hop is punk

and

Punk is hip hop

The origins are similar. Real beats from the street, outside the corporate machine, by the kids, for the kids.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:22 pm

Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about...but the admin should have all known Marty and Perk weren't one in the same.

Marty was accused of being Perk by AP. Instead of countering it, he ran with it. Call it the mother of all troll jobs. You've got to RACK Marty for that.

Just because Marty ran with the Cinder/Perk shit and let people think he was someone he wasn't, doesn't make him an asshole, it makes him brilliant.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:29 pm

Katy wrote:Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about...but the admin should have all known Marty and Perk weren't one in the same.

Marty was accused of being Perk by AP. Instead of countering it, he ran with it. Call it the mother of all troll jobs. You've got to RACK Marty for that.

Just because Marty ran with the Cinder/Perk shit and let people think he was someone he wasn't, doesn't make him an asshole, it makes him brilliant.

For close to 5 years too....

Marty_Lou_Who...

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:30 pm

Martyred wrote:outside the corporate machine

Between 87 - 94 ?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:30 pm

Otis, there was a time I thought Marty was you. Marty got the fuck over here. Some of this board's heaviest hitters were launching SCUDS his way and he just rolled with it.

Apparently some of your own Admin crew thought he was you, too.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:31 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Martyred wrote:outside the corporate machine
Between 87 - 94 ?

listen

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:32 pm

Katy wrote:Otis, there was a time I thought Marty was you. Marty got the fuck over here. Some of this board's heaviest hitters were launching SCUDS his way and he just rolled with it.

Apparently some of your own Admin crew thought he was you, too.

Nothing wrong with a good troll job.

Nothing at all. :D

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:33 pm

Katy wrote:Perhaps I'll just start posting blog-like posts? I know how you guys just love that.

I'm all about being a team player.

I am pleased to inform you that such exuberance should net you a high score in the “team player” behavioral indicator. However, desiring to improve your performance and actually executing this plan are two different things. See. I think you're confusing the words quality and quantity. Though they are similar in their spelling, their meanings are quite different. You should strive to add "value" to your posts, not add to the "letter count" of your underwhelming posts.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:35 pm

Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about

Just roll with it, toots.

P.S. the internet is fucked up, man

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about
Just roll with it, toots.

P.S. the internet is fucked up, man

Totally. I'll roll with it...I always do. :D

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:05 am

Ana Ng wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, and a preemptive FUCK OFF to you War Wagon, for no real reason whatsoever.
Absolutely.

I'm quite certain there are many good reasons for me to Fuck Off.

:smooches:

I'm also pretty sure that Marty = Perk, not that there's anything wrong with that. I, too, was victim to the snatch serpent. She PM'd me "bonus" pics.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:27 am

War Wagon wrote: I'm also pretty sure that Marty = Perk.

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Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:28 am

I'll definitely jump in on the "telling War Wagon to fuck off" bandwagon.

He was being a creepy stalker in chat last night.

fix · Post by **fix** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:33 am

Quit it..

no he wasn't and WW's good people in my mind.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:38 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:I'll definitely jump in on the "telling War Wagon to fuck off" bandwagon.

He was being a creepy stalker in chat last night.

Sorry about that.

It was my B-day and after 15 Bud Lights... I paid for that shit today, in spades.

Like, I wasn't wearing a lampshade, was I?

Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:41 am

War Wagon wrote:
Lillian Vernon wrote:I'll definitely jump in on the "telling War Wagon to fuck off" bandwagon.

He was being a creepy stalker in chat last night.
Sorry about that.

It was my B-day and after 15 Bud Lights... I paid for that shit today, in spades.

Like, I wasn't wearing a lampshade, was I?

Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.

I love ya, Wags. You're top notch, my friend.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:42 am

Papa Willie wrote:It's really gonna fuck them up when they find out that I'm Marty.

Oooops.

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:48 am

War Wagon wrote:Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.

Actually, you were being more of a stalker than a creep. :D

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:35 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.
Actually, you were being more of a stalker than a creep. :D

Not mutually exclusive though, right?

Lillian Vernon · Post by **Lillian Vernon** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:59 am

They could be, I guess. He wasn't really being creepy, he was just hell bent on getting everyone to stop talking about sports and focus solely on questioning me. I didn't know he was drunk, but that explains why he couldn't focus on his own conversation and ignore the others and proceeded to go into a rage about college football being over and eventually just logged out. He did manage to interrupt my conversation with Tom in Va long enough to find out how old I am and inform me that "I do not act my age" though before he melted down and left.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:05 am

I must have missed all that last night, Lil.

Samurai Gangbang · Post by **Samurai Gangbang** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:07 am

Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Dins would say his own mom was a pedophile mudshark if he thought it would get him more board cred.

then he'd fingerbang his own vajayjay while looking at a pic of her.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:28 am

Samurai Gangbang wrote:
Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Dins would say his own mom was a pedophile mudshark if he thought it would get him more board cred.

then he'd fingerbang his own vajayjay while looking at a pic of her.

Fukken RACK SG.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:56 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:07 am

Lillian Vernon wrote:I didn't know he was drunk, but that explains why he couldn't focus on his own conversation and ignore the others and proceeded to go into a rage about college football being over and eventually just logged out. He did manage to interrupt my conversation with Tom in Va long enough to find out how old I am and inform me that "I do not act my age" though before he melted down and left.

Whoops, no I didn't go into a rage and I'm pretty sure I didn't melt. Leaving was a good idea though and rest assured that if I'm chatting with you late at night, I'm insanely drunk. How else to put up with bitches like you? :wink: