The Great Canadian Story

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Fellow Canuck T1B'ers, help me tell the epic saga of our fine land...and remember, keep it CANADIAN!

There I was, drivin' down the road, doing a steady 60 Kmh on my way to the PetroCan for a few litres...Rush's Moving Pictures blasting away...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee."
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.

[Goober McTuber]

The legend lives on from the Troll Stops on down
of the big slut they called "Cinderfella."
The bitch, it is told, spreads her vaginal folds
and MPerk bathes in her Clamonella.

[Screw_Michigan]

I was too busy slamming Molson Candian Ices and Labatt 50s at Cheetah's in Windsor to notice I had to work the next morning.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...Gord wanted to stop for poutine fries at Harvey's...I was like, I'm down to my last Twoonie, just enough for TimBits...

[Screw_Michigan]

but then I found a copy of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush and was like "dude, let's fukkin' crank this...

[Dinsdale]

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee."
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.

Proving that you fucks drive a boat aboot as well as you drive a car.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

but then I found a copy of Neil Young's After the Gold Rush and was like "dude, let's fukkin' crank this...

Igloo Spin Zone
and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie's
like a settin' sun.

[Screw_Michigan]

more like....

Hey hey, m2 ren fairy
running through the overhanging trees
make way for the m2 ren fairy
the water's going down, it's a mighty tight...SQUEEEZE

[Dinsdale]

Hey hey, my my
We piled on Screwey and made him cry
It stems from his manlust
For that Goober guy
Hey hey, my my

[BSmack]

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee."
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.

Proving that you fucks drive a boat aboot as well as you drive a car.

I was going to point out the the Edmund Fitzgerald was an American boat. But then I found out the captain was a CANADIAN by birth.

[Dinsdale]

But then I found out the captain was a CANADIAN by birth.

Although it's entirely possible that the guy at the helm when the problem occurred was an American... and a cousin of none other than one Courtney Taylor. Hence, the Dandies doing multiple cover versions of the tune.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[fix]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

WAR~Relic

[BSmack]

Best album by a Canadian band ever.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"Roll-Up-The-Rim" days are almost over...

:cry:

WAR ~ sorry please play again

[BSmack]

"Roll-Up-The-Rim" days are almost over...

:cry:

WAR ~ sorry please play again

My pops will not be happy. He's been getting every other cup of Tim Horton's coffee free for like the past month or so.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Things are looking up in the old ISZ.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

^^^^^^^^^^^

RACK the hell outta this guy!


WAR ~ the tickle trunk

[fix]

Finnegan!!!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"...and a little chair for Katy..."

[fix]

Early one morning just as the sun was rising..

Rusty

[Katy]

I don't know Canadian television. :x

[fix]

I don't know Canadian television. :x

We'll fix that.

War Bimbos

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Early one morning just as the sun was rising..

Rusty

Rusty fucking rocked the marshmallows right outta my Count Chocula...

[Katy]

I don't know Canadian television. :x

We'll fix that.

War Bimbos

Thin ice.

Someone is going to be kissing their hand goodnight for a long, long, loooooooong time.

[fix]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

O

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[Katy]

RACK Lillian Vernon

[Katy]

This silly American had no idea.

Let's cuddle.

[fix]

This silly Amer[/img]ican had no idea.

Let's cuddle.

Elmer never forgets.

War Blinky...