Oh. My. God.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:18 am

We don't have much to cheer about here in H-town, but tonight was one of the most exciting moments in Houston sport history.

That was fucking unbelieveable. 45-43 with :21 on the clock. Onside kick recovered. Keenum throws two quick strikes for a total of 37 yards and our true freshman kicker splits the uprights from 51 yards as time expried. I'm fucking giddy with Cougar jizz all in my butthole.

Fuck everyone of you for doubting my dream season as a Cougar alum. I am fucking drunk and horny you ferry faggot fucks. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Fuck off and die!!!!

GO COOGS!!!!!!!

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:20 am

Which high school are you playing next week ?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:23 am

A scabdick win over Tulsa - which didn't cover the measly -2.5 spread!

- is one of the most exciting moments in Houston sports history??

Fuck. Houston needs another hurricane.

CintiBearcat92 · Post by **CintiBearcat92** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:25 am

What exactly is the definition of "scabdick" win? Is it just winning a really close game? Winning a game that you shouldn't have won? Barely beating a team that you should shithammer? All of the above?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:29 am

CintiBearcat92 wrote:What exactly is the definition of "scabdick" win? Is it just winning a really close game? Winning a game that you shouldn't have won? Barely beating a team that you should shithammer? All of the above?

C.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:33 am

Van, this is Houston we're talking about. A commuter school who loses all of its top recruits to the Big 12 and Big Ten. Give me a fucking break on the scabdick win shit talk. Houston is not a powerhouse. I never said they were. They willed themselves to victory tonight after being fucked over by the refs and shooting themselves in the foot inside Tulsa's five yardline on two ocassions.

Fuck off and die you arrogant prick. Houston isn't USC, okay.

They won when they were left for dead. I jack off in your general direction, shitbag.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:37 am

Go and celebrate the most exciting moment in the history of Houston sports.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:19 am

I will, Mother Fucker. I will.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:26 am

Mt. Rumplewife is due for an exceptionally hard pounding.

Houston didn't cover?

I guess that means she gets on top.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:37 am

Why aren't they showing any of the Coogs games on TV here locally? Not even channel 51???

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:40 am

CBSCS. Channel 613 on DirecTV.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:55 am

I've got U-Verse with the sports package. I get like 20 games each week but can never find UH.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:18 am

PrimeX wrote:Why aren't they showing any of the Coogs games on TV here locally? Not even channel 51???

That made me laugh !!!!

I do miss Houston....

..... sometimes.

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:28 pm

Prime, your problem is having Uverse. AT&T will fuck you. Been fucking me for 13 years.

T1B

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