This is a what?
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This is a what?
HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) - Police say a bank robbery attempt in Hillsboro failed after a teller told the woman who handed her a threatening note that she couldn't read the handwriting.
According to police, a 30-year-old woman walked into a Wells Fargo bank branch Wednesday and handed a teller a note that said, "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious."
The teller told the woman she couldn't read the writing. While the woman stepped away to rewrite her note on a bank slip, the teller hit a silent alarm and the bank manager intervened, asking the woman how he could help her.
Police and FBI agents soon arrived and arrested the woman; police say she was under the influence of drugs.
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I wonder what drugs she was on?
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Another heartwarming story of the value of government run education.
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That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.
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Clearly, it says "slug". Yeah, that's it...slug.Dinsdale wrote:
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Why? Looking for an excuse for your shitty posts?Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wonder what drugs she was on?
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don't move, i have a gubSmackie Chan wrote:That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.
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jiminphilly wrote:Why? Looking for an excuse for your shitty posts?Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wonder what drugs she was on?
I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!
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Cosmo Kramer wrote:jiminphilly wrote:Why? Looking for an excuse for your shitty posts?Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wonder what drugs she was on?
I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!
I rest my case.
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Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!
Good to see your IKYABWAI shit is not limited to just the NFL forum. Did you visit KC lately? Perhaps you got a phone call from a telemarketer with an 816 prefix? Did you watch a Royals game on TV?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Cosmo Kramer wrote:I wouldn't have to look any further than your posts Cocksucker!
Good to see your IKYABWAI shit is not limited to just the NFL forum. Did you visit KC lately? Perhaps you got a phone call from a telemarketer with an 816 prefix? Did you watch a Royals game on TV?
None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!
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Cosmo Kramer wrote:None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!
So, to answer my question... All you have to do is read our posts in order to mash out a litany of "I know you are but what am I?" replies.
Sounds about right.
Thanks for being so honest.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Cosmo Kramer wrote:None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!
So, to answer my question... All you have to do is read our posts in order to mash out a litany of "I know you are but what am I?" replies.
Sounds about right.
Thanks for being so honest.
Lighten up Francis.......Maybe you can go jerkoff you sound backed up
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Cosmo Kramer wrote:ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Cosmo Kramer wrote:None of the above...all I have to do is read your lame shit........Fucking losers!
So, to answer my question... All you have to do is read our posts in order to mash out a litany of "I know you are but what am I?" replies.
Sounds about right.
Thanks for being so honest.
Lighten up Francis.......Maybe you can go jerkoff you sound backed up
I'd like to make a motion for TROTS to be renamed Cosmo's corner.
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Cosmo Kramer -- the Magic Eight Ball of smack.
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Ouch....you must have been saving that one for awhile. You guys really need to change your depends right about now.....
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Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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:paul: "Have you seen my baseball" Nice one Warren!
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God Speed Cosmo.
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Yep.Cuda wrote:don't move, i have a gubSmackie Chan wrote:That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.
"They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing!”
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WAAAAAY back....and it's GONE! jiminphilly goes yard on Cosmo's dome!jiminphilly wrote:
God Speed Cosmo.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
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Come to think of it, sometimes a board really doesn't need its 'tards.
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Today is just not your day, Cosmo. Shit happens. If I were you, I'd stay the fuck down. Tomorrow will be better.
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Why would I do that? This is fun! Or should I be afraid of the T1B posse......oh oh......decisions, decisions,Katy wrote:Today is just not your day, Cosmo. Shit happens. If I were you, I'd stay the fuck down. Tomorrow will be better.
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If he refrains from posting it will.Katy wrote:Today is just not your day, Cosmo. Shit happens. If I were you, I'd stay the fuck down. Tomorrow will be better.
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Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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The only thing lodged deep inside is a cock in your ass or a twinkie in your mouth....you my friend are not in my dome.....you're a HUGE HUGE HUGE target and I'm taking my shot.........I mean you were fucking banned from this dump.....that says volumes about you.Paul wrote:Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
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Speaking of KC and BBQ, this week-end is the American Royal BBQ, the greatest BBQ contest on the planet, of which I shall attend.R-Jack wrote: With it's roots in Kansas City and it's widespread appeal all over, it appears that IKYABWAI is the BBQ sauce of paste eating retards everywhere.
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I predict fat people.
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Enough said.Cosmo Kramer wrote:Paul wrote:Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome?Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Okay, this gets even better...
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At least she had a good reason for the $300.Teller Couldn't Read Robbery Suspect's Note
Police: Stephanie Martin Re-Wrote Threatening Note On Bank Slip
Updated: 9:18 am EDT October 2, 2009
HILLSBORO, Ore. -- A 30-year-old woman tried to rob a bank Wednesday by handing a teller a threatening note, but police said the teller couldn't read her handwriting, reported television station KPTV in Portland, Ore.
Police said Stephanie Martin walked into a Wells Fargo bank in Hillsboro and handed the teller a note that read, "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious."
The teller told Martin she couldn't read the handwriting, police said. Martin then walked to a counter and re-wrote the note on a bank slip, according to Lt. Mike Rouches, of the Hillsboro Police Department.
The teller then hit the silent alarm and the bank's manager asked how he could help Martin, Rouches said.
Martin then said she wanted to open an account with the bank, according to officers.
Police and FBI agents arrived at the scene and arrested Martin, who police determined was under the influence of drugs, Rouches said.
Only in Oregon
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I know.
Tenacity is a good thing, but in his case he is furthering his embarrassment and inching up on m2 on the points scale for Board Bitch.
Tenacity is a good thing, but in his case he is furthering his embarrassment and inching up on m2 on the points scale for Board Bitch.
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Cosmo had a tough week - he became paul's first Smack conquest in the NFL fourm.
As you may imagine, paul has been partying like it's 1999
As you may imagine, paul has been partying like it's 1999
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Things are looking up in the U&L. Two out of four ain't bad.Dinsdale wrote:
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Smackie Chan wrote:That's straight outta Woody Allen's Take the Money and Run.
one of the funnier scenes in Take the Money and Runteller: I can't read this. What is this? "Abt natural"?
virgil starkwell-No it just reads, "Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural."
teller: Does it say, "Act natural"?
virgil: I, uh, am pointing a gun at you.
teller: That looks like "gub", it doesn't look like "gun". No, it's "gub". That's a B.
vs: No you see, it's an N... G-U-N.
teller: George, would you step over here a moment please. What does this say?
bank vice president: "Please put $50 thousand into this bag and... abt" What's "abt"? -
virgil: "Act"
teller" Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
bank vice president: "Gun". You see. But what's "abt", mean?
virgil: It's "act"...A- C-T, act. Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural.
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