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OK, I've eaten a few and tonight had both the best and thee hottest i've ever eaten:

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The Good hot ones were called Super charged -sorta crsipy, not slimy or over sauced. Excellent flavor

On the wall was a "Hall of Flame" that we asked what it was - Told if you ate 5 "Atomic" wings you made it and got a free bumper sticker.

Never one to back down from a Challenge of leave my mark in the fine city of Pittsburgh, I ordered them up

Jesus fucking christ. 45 seconds after wolfing down number two my face started sweating and the pain kicked in. By number four, my face felt like I'd been staring at the sun near the equator for several hours. My cheeks literally burned. The inside of my mouth was of course by now completely numb. Sweat was pouring off me but i finshed the last drummy, then made the mistake of wiping the sweat from my eyes. Of course I'm now blind as habernero or whatever the hell it was had eaten through the first layer of my pupils.The pain is gone now and my vision has reasonably returned but I fear the worst is still to come.

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Well, at least you clear the parasites out of your guts and your colon. Make sure you have hand rails this morning! :lol:
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Have fun sitting on the throne and doing the atomic regretto! Props for finishing those bad boys though!
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Rack the latest Man versus Food episode there, Scotty Adam Richman!
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Sure to produce a Red Paper Special this AM.
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Love that place. There's one only five miles from me. 'Bout once/month, I get the hankering for some Golden Garlic wings, a couple Yuenglings, and then maybe school a couple youngins at the pool table. Almost went there last night but instead opted to try out a new bar that just opened near me.

Which one were you at?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Rack the latest Man versus Food episode there, Scotty Adam Richman!



Actually... Richman did indeed visit this very establishment. Just googled it. Thought it sounded familiar.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Rack the latest Man versus Food episode there, Scotty Adam Richman!



Actually... Richman did indeed visit this very establishment. Just googled it. Thought it sounded familiar.
Yeah, I saw that episode. I like that show. Richman can fucking EAT.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Rack the latest Man versus Food episode there, Scotty Adam Richman!



Actually... Richman did indeed visit this very establishment. Just googled it. Thought it sounded familiar.
Yeah, I saw that episode. I like that show. Richman can fucking EAT.
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Ken wrote:Love that place. There's one only five miles from me. 'Bout once/month, I get the hankering for some Golden Garlic wings, a couple Yuenglings, and then maybe school a couple youngins at the pool table. Almost went there last night but instead opted to try out a new bar that just opened near me.

Which one were you at?
Corapolis / airport - the only thing that would have made it better would have been New Castle on tap instead of bottle. That and their Philly Philly cheesteak was pretty skimpy.

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KC Scott wrote:
Ken wrote:Love that place. There's one only five miles from me. 'Bout once/month, I get the hankering for some Golden Garlic wings, a couple Yuenglings, and then maybe school a couple youngins at the pool table. Almost went there last night but instead opted to try out a new bar that just opened near me.

Which one were you at?
Corapolis / airport - the only thing that would have made it better would have been New Castle on tap instead of bottle. That and their Philly Philly cheesteak was pretty skimpy.

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:shock:
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How did you not get tackled by security? bwahahaha
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I love my Stillers, but fuck when the artist's rendering of the play is rife with homerism, you know you live in a homercentric city.
I'm a big football fan in general...so I think it's perfect that a Franco statue is the first thing that arriving air travelers see as they get off their planes. I guess there are those that feel differently, though...ha ha
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Clearly, he didn't catch the ball. His head would be looking AT the ball. Instead, he's looking up as if he's saying "Maybe nobody saw me pick this up off the ground"
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PSUFAN wrote:
I love my Stillers, but fuck when the artist's rendering of the play is rife with homerism, you know you live in a homercentric city.
I'm a big football fan in general...so I think it's perfect that a Franco statue is the first thing that arriving air travelers see as they get off their planes. I guess there are those that feel differently, though...ha ha
Oh, don't get me wrong. I think it's great that it's there too. Trust me. I'm through that airport one hell of a lot... surprised more people don't stop to look or get a pic taken with it. Only once have I seen anyone looking at it in my 100+ times through there.
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PSUFAN wrote::shock:
:lol:

How did you not get tackled by security? bwahahaha
I must have just missed Ken in the airport by minutes - I was there at 3:00 for a 5:00 to Detroit.

I had lunch today with 5 Steeler fans, 1 Partner Company, one of my engineers and two end user customerss, and they are all bitching about the Steelers. "what the hell was Tomlin thinking?" "Limas Sweed is a Bust" "Blah, blah, Blah" and it was all I could do not to stand on the table there at Max and Ermas and Shout "Shut the Fuck Up - I'm a God Damn Chiefs Fan and I'd Give a left Nut not to be this years Lions" - But I regress....

When i got to the airport and hit the top of the escalator - the Rage from lunch started coming up - or maybe it was the Atomic Wings from last night. All I knew was vengence would be mine.

You should have seen the look on the Old ladies face I asked to take the picture - "Pardon me, ma'am I'd like a picture with Franco here, yes.. just hold the blackberry up here and then click this button when I'm all posed and ready......"

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Fuck Franco. He wouldn't have been shit without Rocky doing all the work. And He's such a puss Jim Brown threatened to come out of retirement if he broke his rushing record.

And thanks for choking to the Bungles, asswipes. I was one play away from going 8/8 on my parley. It's not like I didn't already have reason enough to hate you fukks...
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Cosmo Kramer wrote:Have fun sitting on the throne and doing the atomic regretto! Props for finishing those bad boys though!
Not sure if five would really do that much damage. KC, you went through hell there, but once you get the sinuses cleared and the heat FINALLY dissapates, it's a refreshing feeling. Not sure how long it took for everything to die down, but did you stick around and regroup and then order some regular hot wings? Seems like those five would be enough to really get you ready to shoot the gauntlet and start putting some more down.
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Diogenes wrote:going 8/8 on my parley
Eight team parlay? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Progressive parley, that is.

7/8 still got me 10:1. If not for the choke job the Steelers pulled it would have been 75:1
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Diogenes wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:going 8/8 on my parley
Eight team parlay?
Progressive parley, that is.

7/8 still got me 10:1. If not for the choke job the Steelers pulled it would have been 75:1

You make bets at 256:1 that pay 75:1?


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Dinsdale wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Progressive parley, that is.

7/8 still got me 10:1. If not for the choke job the Steelers pulled it would have been 75:1

You make bets at 256:1 that pay 75:1?


And this was your defense to allegations of dumbfuckery?
For you, it would be 256:1.

For those of us who know what we're doing, not really.
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Diogenes wrote:For those of us who know what we're doing, not really.

Betting a parlay, even just a two teamer, means you don't know WTF you're doing. And that's not open for debate. It's a fact.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Diogenes wrote:For those of us who know what we're doing, not really.

Betting a parlay, even just a two teamer, means you don't know WTF you're doing.
The fact that I lost a game and got paid 10:1 means you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And that's not open for debate. It's a fact.
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Diogenes wrote:The fact that I lost a game and got paid 10:1 means you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
In your long and undistinguished betting career, you're down money. Anything else is a lie. Parlays are for losers. You're a loser. And that's not open for debate.
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I can't wait til someone posts something that's open for debate.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Diogenes wrote:The fact that I lost a game and got paid 10:1 means you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Obviously.

In your long and undistinguished posting career, you're still an idiot. Anything else is a lie. Speaking of subjects about which you know nothing is for idiots. You're a idiot. And that's not open for debate.
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Smackie Chan wrote:I can't wait til someone posts something that's open for debate.
That's debatable.
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Neely8 wrote:The Ghost Chili wings recently were classic. Dude took one bite and quit.......
I've been to that place before and the sandwiches are freaking awesome. Never tried the wings and I might not after what they did to Richman.

Last night's episode was pretty good.
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Diogenes wrote:In your long and undistinguished posting career, you're still an idiot. Anything else is a lie. Speaking of subjects about which you know nothing is for idiots. You're a idiot. And that's not open for debate.
Can you do anything besides parrot most of my reply? Ctl + Cuda much?

Dude... if you can't even spell the bet you're so in love with, I highly doubt you're any good at cashing in on them.

Diogenes wrote:Progressive parley, that is.
Diogenes wrote:going 8/8 on my parley..
:lol:

You're quite the "accomplished" bettor, I am sure.
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Neely8 wrote:The Ghost Chili wings recently were classic. Dude took one bite and quit.......
I've been to that place before and the sandwiches are freaking awesome. Never tried the wings and I might not after what they did to Richman.

Last night's episode was pretty good.

I think it was something like Munchies 420 Cafe or something like that. Some sick shit in that place. The Mac and Cheese Sandwich was interesting though....
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Martyred wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:I can't wait til someone posts something that's open for debate.
That's debatable.

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Diogenes wrote:
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Diogenes wrote:The fact that I lost a game and got paid 10:1 means you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Obviously.

In your long and undistinguished posting career, you're still an idiot. Anything else is a lie. Speaking of subjects about which you know nothing is for idiots. You're a idiot. And that's not open for debate.
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KC Scott wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:I can't wait til someone posts something that's open for debate.
That's debatable.

It's a Mass Debate and Dio is the Pivot
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Ken wrote:then maybe school a couple youngins at the pool table

JEEESSS, you just can't help yourself, can you? :doh:
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