Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

[War Wagon]

Here I was Saturday night all ready to start a thread Racking her for her first LPGA win... and then she blows a 3 shot lead with 7 holes left to play and winds up losing by 3. I watched that shit on the golf channel... not because I'm a big fan a ladies golf, but because she's so fucking hot I'd carry her clubs around for free hoping for a 3-some with her and Paula Creamer.



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[Screw_Michigan]

Wie

she's so fucking hot

I guess when you're stuck living in the taint of the US, a horsefaced slut like Wie would quality as "fucking hot."

Fucking douche.

[MuchoBulls]

Paula Creamer.

IN

[War Wagon]

I guess when you're stuck living in the taint of the US, a horsefaced slut like Wie would quality as "fucking hot."

It's no surprise that your piss poor taste in music is exceeded by your clueless taste in women.

After you were delivered and were being held upside down by the ankles, did the doctor drop you on your head before or after he spanked your ass? I'm guessing that before you even took your first breathe, you were already damaged goods.There's no doubt you've suffered some serious head trauma at some point of your miserable existance.

[Screw_Michigan]

You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot." Creamer? Absolutely. Wie? Please. But, I can see your point, Whitey. When you're sleeping next to a 250-pound hoss every night, I'm sure Wie looks fan-fucking-tastic.

Have some more B-, you fucking cunt.

[BSmack]

You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot." Creamer? Absolutely. Wie? Please. But, I can see your point, Whitey. When you're sleeping next to a 250-pound hoss every night, I'm sure Wie looks fan-fucking-tastic.

Have some more B-, you fucking cunt.

Yea, like you could do better than Wie.

[Dinsdale]

You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot."

When and if every "male on the face of the earth" decide to appoint a spokesman, I'm pretty sure you're not going to get the nod.

[indyfrisco]

[Screw_Michigan]

You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot." Creamer? Absolutely. Wie? Please. But, I can see your point, Whitey. When you're sleeping next to a 250-pound hoss every night, I'm sure Wie looks fan-fucking-tastic.

Have some more B-, you fucking cunt.

Yea, like you could do better than Wie.

Financially? No. Aesthetically? Every fucking day.

Go fuck yourself.

[BSmack]

Yea, like you could do better than Wie.

Financially? No. Aesthetically? Every fucking day.

Go fuck yourself.

Rules bitch.

[Screw_Michigan]

No thanks. I'm secure like that.

Anyway, don't you have better things to do like stealing money from old farts?

[BSmack]

No thanks. I'm secure like that.

So you're talking out your ass. Big fucking surprise. Didn't anybody tell you that here on the interwebs we're all super rich and fuck supermodels in our fat Niagara Falls hotel rooms whenever we damn well feel like it?

[Screw_Michigan]

Niagara Falls? Is that was passes for an exotic locale for you WNY tards?

[BSmack]

Niagara Falls? Is that was passes for an exotic locale for you WNY tards?

Listen you stupid fuck, I teed up a perfectly good Blondie-Perk reset for you. Do I have to do your work AND mine?

[Dinsdale]

Screwey -- has anyone ever told you that you reallllllly suck at this smack thing?

[indyfrisco]

Didn't anybody tell you that here on the interwebs we're all super rich and fuck supermodels in our fat Niagara Falls hotel rooms whenever we damn well feel like it?

You mean we're not all that way? Well, yeah, my wife isn't a supermodel. She just looks like one.

[The Seer]

Don't mean to intrude in this dying thread, but to not even give NG a mention in this type discussion, is...well....inappropriate...Sure, a little trailorparkish for some, but don't hate her because she flaunts it....

[Goober McTuber]

Screwey -- has anyone ever told you that you reallllllly suck at this smack thing?

[Derron]

I guess when you're stuck living in the taint of the US, a horsefaced slut like Wie would quality as "fucking hot."

After you were delivered and were being held upside down by the ankles, did the doctor drop you on your head before or after he fucked you up your ass? I'm guessing that before you even took your first breathe, you were already damaged goods.

FTFY

That would explain his fixation on male genitals and anal sex...and trying to spin everything to a fag take.

And if calling MW a "horsefaced slut" don't get you a fag label..nothing else will.

[MuchoBulls]

Nice to see that she failed to qualify for the Ladies U.S. Open

[BSmack]

Saw Wie play at the Rochester LPGA event yesterday. She shot a 3 under 69 that should have been a 67 but for a balky putter. If she ever learns to putt as well as she drives, everyone on the LPGA will be playing for 2nd place.