Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

[Zyclone]

Our fights will air on sherdog.com live tomorrow staring at 7pm est. Real nice card again.

[White Cock]

Me and my boyz will fuk you up good man.

[Wolfman]

What ?? No hot tip on the Derby ??

[Screw_Michigan]

What ?? No hot tip on the Derby ??

He's in mourning the Preakness is gonna get ripped out of Bmore.

[Moby Dick]

whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.

[Rack Fu]

I saw the advert on Sherdog yesterday.

Is War Machine really the delusional halfwit he seems to be or is it an act? That boy has serious problems.

[smackaholic]

whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.

I dunno, if the other guy is some BJJ submission freak, he's gonna have a tough time figuring out a submission hold since dude is missing all the prime submission hold bits.

What would royce gracie do with him?

[Van]

Since headbutting is illegal, exactly what does "Mat" there do to hurt someone? Insult them? How does he even make his way into the ring, and through the ropes? What does he do during the ref's instructions?

How does he tap out? It'd look like Corky the dolphin asking for a sardine.

[smackaholic]

watching pron would be worse than waterboarding for poor matt.

[Van]

Maybe he's really limber?

[Moby Dick]

whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.

What would royce gracie do with him?

memories from 96!

Gracie (and the clan) was the shit back in the day. I really stopped watching UFC after about 12 or so..couldnt believe a few years back when i heard "UFC 70 something" i really can't get into it like i was in the mid to late 90s.

but yea, Gracie vs Shamrock were some of the best fights to watch.



back to the subject..how the hell is this dude going to win? headbutts?? hopefully his fight will be on youtube or something soon, i gotta check it out.

me?

I'd have to grab em..pick em up over my head like this


then slam his ass to the ground.

then kick him (wtf is he going to block your kicks with?)

and if he somehow got me on the ground?

^^ this shit wouldnt work, not in MMA.


for real, how's he planning on winning?

[TVO]

Lieclone talks such a big game, he probably has a miniture dick and is all pussified.

Why do you hate being yourself?

[Van]

That was one shitty attempt at a TVO troll. At least try to sound like TVO...

[jiminphilly]

for real, how's he planning on winning?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno[/youtube]

[indyfrisco]

whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.

You didn't hear? Zyclone will be making his MMA debut against Stumpy here. He's been working out.



Once he defeats Stumpy, he plans on taking on this monster which has been his idol:

Apu "Scissor Legs" Patel

[MadRussian]

whoever stumpy is fighting, my money is on the other guy.

You didn't hear? Zyclone will be making his MMA debut against Stumpy here. He's been working out.



Once he defeats Stumpy, he plans on taking on this monster which has been his idol:

Apu "Scissor Legs" Patel

Way too tall for Zyclone, man

[Moby Dick]

weak fight.

he shoulda done what i said i'd of done.

http://www.break.com/index/kyle-maynard ... ghter.html

[Van]

Every time that lil' guy would scuttle forward, leading with his head, completely unprotected, why didn't the other guy just go CroCop on him and Ray Guy the smurf into the chain link fence? Why'd he back up, every time? What was the little shit going to do, nub up against his shin? Give his ankle razor burn?