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With your family making $500,000 a year... why on earth would you eat there ???

My bad...

...I just remembered you live Cleveland.
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Figh



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Quiznos sucks. Step up from Subway but that's not exactly bragging material.
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Rack Fu wrote:Quiznos sucks. Step up from Subway but that's not exactly bragging material.

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All of the Quizno's stores in PGH have closed except for one downtown that is in a location where no lunch store could possibly ever fail. They do their best to drive folks away nonetheless - their service is deplorable. Toasting a sub is generally a good idea, though...and when they first began appearing, they were a welcome step up from Subway. I like Subway though, they have improved a bit recently. Their ingredients are reasonably fresh, and the price is good. They usually load up the sandwiches pretty impressively. Nothing is worse than coming away from a lunch sandwich still hungry.
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Subway is the MGMT of subs. That shit is absolute garbage. The best subs in Rochester, believe it or not, can be found at a Wegmans Deli.
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88 wrote: I had the Italian Torpedo.
8 posts and nobody's hit this softball out of the park yet?

throw some dirt on this shithole.
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mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
88 wrote: I had the Italian Torpedo.
8 posts and nobody's hit this softball out of the park yet?

throw some dirt on this shithole.
Go fuck yourself, you vapid Homophobic fuckhole.
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BSmack wrote:Subway is the MGMT of subs.
Dude, you're just not cosmopolitan enough to know a good Subway sandwich. All you old fucks care about are your old fashioned 30 year old Sub Shops that you went to as kids. You're so close-minded to sandwiches that may be a little different. Meatballs, tomato sauce and provolone and a white loaf of bread. Just continue to go to your Wegmans and have a black forrest ham on toasted rye with horseradish mayo, smoked cheddar and all those nasty organic veggies. Jared and I will be hanging at The Way you pile of fuckpiss.
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I actually like the way, because you get decent bread (honey oat) and an entire salad piled atop the 3 slivers of turkey breast. The chipotle sauce is decent as well.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
BSmack wrote:Subway is the MGMT of subs.
Dude, you're just not cosmopolitan enough to know a good Subway sandwich. All you old fucks care about are your old fashioned 30 year old Sub Shops that you went to as kids. You're so close-minded to sandwiches that may be a little different. Meatballs, tomato sauce and provolone and a white loaf of bread. Just continue to go to your Wegmans and have a black forrest ham on toasted rye with horseradish mayo, smoked cheddar and all those nasty organic veggies. Jared and I will be hanging at The Way you pile of fuckpiss.
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IndyFrisco wrote:close-minded
It's narrow-minded, you vapid, backwater fuckstick.
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I'm pretty damn sure the vast majority of you pukes grab a feedbag of lettuce and drop a jar of mayonaise in it.
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BSmack wrote:The best subs in Rochester, believe it or not, can be found at a Wegmans Deli.
I'd go with DiBella's myself. In fairness, Wegmans learned from them.
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Back to the original comment.....JJ's beats them all hands down. Lack of toasting doesn't diminish the results at all. Their subs are and have been $4 for the standard sub and they beat any other chain.
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I must admit, the commercial made me chuckle a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ
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put it in me, scott.

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didn't catch scott's opening line the first time "that burnt"

Looks like somebody's marketing department is trying to see how many fundies they can make erupt by pushing the homoerotic envelope.

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GOSD wrote:I'm pretty damn sure the vast majority of you pukes grab a feedbag of lettuce and drop a jar of mayonaise in it.
Only if said mayo came from black cock, right Birdy?
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