Obama's first executive order

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:05 am

What's it going to be?

Close Gitmo?
Remove all limits on abortion and/or stem cell research?
Legalize gay marriage in all 50 states so Goobs and Screwed can officially tie the knot?
Something else?

It has to something big, yet simple. He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:06 am

Kill whitey...

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:16 am

Derron wrote:Kill whitey...

Its too late for that. The time to have done that would have been in the beginning. No, we let them overrun us.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:18 am

Derron wrote:Kill whitey...

Wags' post wasn't that bad, dude.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:25 am

...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:28 am

i say stem cells

Quick Question:

Since the Messiah has been sworn in, are we supposed to kneel and pray in the direction of DC now?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:38 am

mvscal wrote:Whatever it is, it will be totally meaningless....much like the rest of his Residency.

I realize that you're incredibly bitter over the election, but the fact that he's President of the United States means that his term and what he does with it will definitely not be meaningless.
You might want to come to terms with that fact.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:50 am

ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.

Gotta say, I like how you think.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:04 am

He actually already did by signing in his administration you simple twat!s

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:52 am

ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.

Bwah

RACK the first part.

And the second.

Sin,

ESPN

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:57 am

mvscal wrote:
War Wagon wrote:He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.
Or ever.

You'll have to excuse Wags. He started in on the Bud Light early today in homage of W's exiting morality.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:18 am

What's your excuse?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:26 am

Kinda' the premise of the thread JSC, but thanks for the contribution anyway.

Perhaps RF and yourself can rub your two brain cells together and create a spark.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:38 am

Cut him some slack, Whitey. He probably just shit out more potential and success than you'll ever have in your mealy mouthed life.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:40 am

mvscal wrote:
War Wagon wrote:He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.
Or ever.

Oh, it'll close... or at least end operations under the current status. Only question is how soon. Obama's got too much credibility riding on this issue, along with several others. This would seem to be the low hanging fruit he can easily grasp.

Only problem is what to do with those deemed to dangerous to released. They probably wind up in Ft. Leavenworth.

Good article.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... 0194.story

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:00 am

Van wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.
Gotta say, I like how you think.

Who the fuck are YOU?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:30 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:He probably just shit out more potential...

Exactly how does one go about shitting out "potential", you fucking retard?

You must have thought typing that big word made you look smart.

You bore me, son. Your status around here is barely above that of shit troll... and even the shit trolls have more lucid takes and imaginative smack.

Run along now. Goobs has some nice inaugural 'celebrations' planned for you tonight

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:18 am

Cuda wrote:
Van wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:...disband the BCS and formulate a playoff format for NCAA football, so SC would be National Champs every year.
Gotta say, I like how you think.
Who the fuck are YOU?

Your old best pal and worst Team Nutsack debatin' nightmare.

'Sup, Cuda!

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:42 pm

Close Gitmo. Send the "suspected" terrorists to Hollywood, NYC, and Chicago.

They can work for the Attorney General (unconfirmed) Eric H. Holder Jr. He seems to like terrorists.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:51 pm

War Wagon wrote:What's it going to be?

Close Gitmo?
Remove all limits on abortion and/or stem cell research?
Legalize gay marriage in all 50 states so Goobs and Screwed can officially tie the knot?
Something else?

It has to something big, yet simple. He can easily issue a proclamation closing Gitmo... that wouldn't actually take effect for months.

...um, not a bad call wags..this just in:

In a Day One burst of activity, President Barack Obama stepped into the Oval Office for the first time as chief executive Wednesday, summoned advisers to begin dealing with war and recession and ordered new ethics rules for "a clean break from business as usual."
Obama also froze salaries for top White House staff, placed calls to Mideast leaders and had aides circulate a draft executive order that would close the detention center at Guantanamo Bay within a year.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:38 pm

Why? I thought you said it was a necessary facility.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:44 pm

ChargerMike wrote:ordered new ethics rules for "a clean break from business as usual."

Dude who appointed a lobbyist from Raytheon to eventually take over the Pentagon, and named a board member of a carbon-trading scam outfit and an open socialist as "climate czar" is going to talk about ethics and breaking from business as usual?

Damn, you motherfuckers just got clowned.

"We need hope, not FEAR... BTW, if you don't give us your money to cool the earth back down, you're all going to die! But we're going to do away with fear!"

Are you fucking serious?

Nice job engineering a train wreck, tards. Could you pleasepleaseplase not be a complete fucking retard the next time you vote... please?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:49 pm

I like his recommendation for a tax cheat at treasury. That's a change I don't think I wanna believe in.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:36 am

He's certainly taken FOIA to task.

OMG, the absolute horrah!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:37 am

Does his new era of "openness" and "transparency" include letting us citizen have a look at his birth certificate?

College records?

Anything?

ty in advance

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:46 am

Since B.O.'s oath of office was butchered ... minor detail, he and Judge Roberts performed a mulligan.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28780417/?gt1=42003

- The president said he did not have his Bible with him, but that the oath was binding anyway. -

Yeppers, another minor detail.

Pretty sure there's not a damn thing to no Bible being present.

Carry on .........

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:01 am

poptart wrote:Pretty sure there's not a damn thing to no Bible being present.

Good point, and that makes him the anti-Christ, right?

Roberts, of course.

Seriously, how hard is it to fuck up 35 words? Roberts is CJ of the SC, for god's sake.

I'm surprised Roberts didn't issue a news release stating how the president didn't use a Bible, when he was forced to say it S-L-O-W-L-Y, this time.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:06 am

The funniest part of that article is B. Hussein Obama declaring, "The oath is still binding, despite no Bible being present."

Yes, I mean if HE says so.

Yes HE can.

Guess they couldn't round up a Bible from ... somewhere ... in the whole damn White House.

No problem, King.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:07 am

Btw, the FOIA memo didn't have to be written nor sent at all.

I guess I should have posted, "Cue the, 'Well, he just did it for PR purposes' in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... "

Pathetic.

But by all means, spin away.

After all, we certainly want government fuckups to be secret, based on "security."

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:09 am

poptart wrote:Guess they couldn't round up a Bible from ... somewhere ... in the whole damn White House.

Psssst, don't tell anybody, but he actually swore on the Koran.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:16 am

poptart wrote: Pretty sure there's not a damn thing to no Bible being present.

You'd be correct then.

Obama became president at noon yesterday, regardless of when he took the oath or if there were a Bible... or a birth certificate, present.

He's the HMFNIC, and I don't have a problem with that because more Americans in the key electoral states voted for him.

EOS.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:22 am

War Wagon wrote:Obama became president at noon yesterday, regardless of when he took the oath or if there were a Bible... or a birth certificate, present.

Actually, the Constitution requires that he take the oath.

The Constitution doesn't say anything about the Bible though, nor the CJ of the SC fucking up the oath.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:33 am

RadioFan wrote:Btw, the FOIA memo didn't have to be written nor sent at all.

I guess I should have posted, "Cue the, 'Well, he just did it for PR purposes' in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... "

Pathetic.

But by all means, spin away.

After all, we certainly want government fuckups to be secret, based on "security."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah, you're an expert on the FOIA. Good one.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:35 am

Tom In VA wrote:Yeah, you're an expert on the FOIA. Good one.

Have you ever even made a FOIA request?

A simple Y/N will do, Tom.

Btw, this will NOT end well, for you, bro. 'sayin.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:36 am

RadioFan wrote: Actually, the Constitution requires that he take the oath.

Actually, it doesn't when.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:37 am

~~~ reaches for popcorn... ~~~

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:41 am

Tart you've jumped the fence Bro - jus' sayin.......

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:42 am

STFU, Marty.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:48 am

well, I listened to it - in between kumbayas NPR said pres. sooty swore on the bible used by A. Lincoln, apparently he's got this thing for him :?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:08 am

RadioFan wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Yeah, you're an expert on the FOIA. Good one.
Have you ever even made a FOIA request?

No. I am familiar only with processing them for the agency I worked for in the 90's.

But do tell. How did your Area 51 request do ?