Lefty: Rice is FUCKED

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:57 pm

That's right. The Owls are about to get their comeuppance tonight in their own crib. Sure, it's gonna be a shootout...in WMU's favor. Who the hell have you guys beat this season, as in halfway decent opponents? Army? Tulane? SMU? Cougar High? Give me a break. While both offenses are excellent, the difference will be the WMU defense stomping your skulls into the Reliant Stadium turf and spitting on you to emphasize the point. Hiller is going to have 400 yards tonight and the Bronco defense will bend and not break.

Prediction: WMU 41, Rice 30.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:09 pm

Someone's been the hash stash I see...

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:58 am

This didn't work out well.

the truth

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:51 am

SM once again proves he is a complete fucking moron. Thumbs up, pal.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:54 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:SM once again proves he is a complete fucking moron.

Speak for yourself and the 350 lbs you rode in on.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:55 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Speak for yourself and the 350 lbs you rode in on.

OOOHHHHH BUUUUUUURRRRN

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:03 am

I refuse to beat a dead whale by harping on your selection of wildebeest for a mating partner, but you forced me to it, bucco. How do you splunk the RumpleChasm anyway? Periscope? The Jaws of Life? The Houston FD? Inquiring minds (who graduated from a better institution that Cougar High) want to know, cunt.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:45 am

You're trying too hard, SM. Let the fat jokes come to you naturally....like the way you go down on men...naturally.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:00 am

RICE is in Conference USA you miserable dolt.

Big XII is 1-1 btw. What a shocker.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:03 am

Papa Willie wrote:Looks like Rice might be the Big 12's savior. :D

But against W. Michigan?

You could be the dumbest motherfucker in the world when it comes to life, college football, and feeding patterns.

the truth

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:14 am

Papa Willie wrote: Think I was thinking

Too funny.

the truth

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:58 pm

.m2 wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Looks like Rice might be the Big 12's savior. :D

But against W. Michigan?

You could be the dumbest motherfucker in the world when it comes to life, college football, and feeding patterns.

Rack this exchange and rack this troll. Funny shiite.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:14 pm

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NORTHERN FAGBOYS BRING YOUR FAGBALL DOWN SOUTH. YOU GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

MOTHERFUCKING GEORIGA BULLDOGS WILL DO THE SAME TO THOSE SPARTAN SLAPDICKS

SEC 4EVA

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:15 pm

DB, you swollen shitbag, Sparty is going to desertHump your flabby ass in the Cap One Bowel.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:27 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Douchebag wrote:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NORTHERN FAGBOYS BRING YOUR FAGBALL DOWN SOUTH. YOU GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

MOTHERFUCKING GEORIGA BULLDOGS WILL DO THE SAME TO THOSE SPARTAN SLAPDICKS

SEC 4EVA
RIZZO?!?!

No misspellings...it can't be him.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:29 pm

PSUFAN wrote:DB, you swollen shitbag, Sparty is going to desertHump your flabby ass in the Cap One Bowel.

I'm kind of surprised. Last time we heard from DB he was crying in his OE 40 and threatening to off himself after McCain lost the Commonwealth of PA to Obama. I actually thought he did it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:31 pm

He may have tried...but that's a lot of blubber to cut through.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:43 pm

Yeah, too bad I didn't pull out the computer while at my mom's new house in Northern NM we could have done the usual sig bet.

As for the game itself, huge props to the Owls. First bowl win since a Cotton win in the 50's and first 10 win season since '49. Not much you can say about the offense, cause most people expected it. 2 more TD passes between Dillard and Clement, although 1 was "backwards."

Huge freakin props to the Owl defense. WMU came in with the 24th ranked offense in the country and the top passer in the MAC. 19 of 42 and 2 INTs later the game is over and not really close.

Watched the game at a bar in Angel Fire NM and by the end had 90% of the bar pulling for RICE. I'll post a few of the pics of the snow, house, and bowl party in the next few days after this trip to the land of wind chimes is done.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:41 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:I refuse to beat a dead whale by harping on your selection of wildebeest for a mating partner, but you forced me to it, bucco. How do you splunk the RumpleChasm anyway? Periscope? The Jaws of Life? The Houston FD? Inquiring minds (who graduated from a better institution that Cougar High) want to know, cunt.

You wanting information on screwing women is somewhat surprising, considering that you recently bragged that no woman would ever share your bank account. Keep on prancin', Screwball.

T1B

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