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The greek was favored coming in, but a donkey punch by the underdog armenian gave them the edge.

Father Pakrat? :) :)

I'm sure Jesus is smiling down on all of them.

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Monks brawl at Christian holy site in Jerusalem

JERUSALEM – Israeli police rushed into one of Christianity's holiest churches Sunday and arrested two clergyman after an argument between monks erupted into a brawl next to the site of Jesus' tomb.

The clash between Armenian and Greek Orthodox monks broke out in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, revered as the site of Jesus' crucifixion, burial and resurrection.

The brawling began during a procession of Armenian clergymen commemorating the 4th-century discovery of the cross believed to have been used to crucify Jesus.

The Greeks objected to the march without one of their monks present, fearing that otherwise, the procession would subvert their own claim to the Edicule — the ancient structure built on what is believed to be the tomb of Jesus — and give the Armenians a claim to the site.

The Armenians refused, and when they tried to march the Greek Orthodox monks blocked their way, sparking the brawl.

Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said police were forced to intervene after fighting was reported. They arrested two monks, one from each side, he said.

A bearded Armenian monk in a red-and-pink robe and a black-clad Greek Orthodox monk with a bloody gash on his forehead were both taken away in handcuffs after scuffling with dozens of riot police.

Six Christian sects divide control of the ancient church. They regularly fight over turf and influence, and Israeli police are occasionally forced to intervene.

"We were keeping resistance so that the procession could not pass through ... and establish a right that they don't have," said a young Greek Orthodox monk with a cut next to his left eye.

The monk, who gave his name as Serafim, said he sustained the wound when an Armenian punched him from behind and broke his glasses.

Father Pakrat of the Armenian Patriarchate said the Greek demand was "against the status quo arrangement and against the internal arrangement of the Holy Sepulcher." He said the Greeks attacked first.

Archbishop Aristarchos, the chief secretary of the Greek Orthodox patriarchate, denied his monks initiated the violence.

After the brawl, the church was crowded with Israeli riot police holding assault rifles, standing beside Golgotha, where Jesus is believed to have been crucified, and the long smooth stone marking the place where tradition holds his body was laid out.

The feud is only one of a bewildering array of rivalries among churchmen in the Holy Sepulcher.

The Israeli government has long wanted to build a fire exit in the church, which regularly fills with thousands of pilgrims and has only one main door, but the sects cannot agree where the exit will be built.

A ladder placed on a ledge over the entrance sometime in the 19th century has remained there ever since because of a dispute over who has the authority to take it down.

More recently, a spat between Ethiopian and Coptic Christians is delaying badly needed renovations to a rooftop monastery that engineers say could collapse.
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Epic.

At least nobody got an icepick in the back of the head.
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Rasputin wrote:Epic.

At least nobody got an icepick in the back of the head.

Keep your family history to yourself, Schlomo.
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Nothing but a lot of pushing around.
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Rickson by armbar.
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Martyred wrote:
Rasputin wrote:Epic.

At least nobody got an icepick in the back of the head.

Keep your family history to yourself, Schlomo.
Wrong family, comerade.
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Bobby42 wrote: Nothing but a lot of pushing around.
Check out the guy in the red santa suit at :16 seconds. He busted a dude in the face from behind, opening up a cut above his eye and smashing his goggles.

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Uncle Fester wrote:Rickson by armbar.
What match were you watching?

It was Roditis, by "crucifix".


BWAHAHAHAHA @ "so far, no one's claimed to have God on their side".
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It will be Bush's fault until Jan. 20...
What happens when you get the multi-billion dollar corporations - Big Tech, Big Pharma, foreign money, etc., able to form collaboration with politicians susceptible to corruption via payouts and power with the media which controls the messaging to the population of the country?
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Not as fresh as the land of equality, justice and atheism...

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Them were the good old days, right Marty?
It will be Bush's fault until Jan. 20...
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Can someone ban you again?
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Ana Ng wrote:Can someone ban you again?
Yes.
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Ana Ng wrote:BWAHAHAHAHA @ "so far, no one's claimed to have God on their side".
They are monks not :insert american sport: players
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Ana Ng wrote:BWAHAHAHAHA @ "so far, no one's claimed to have God on their side".
That's only because they were in a place where God was all around them.

Just not in them, apparently.
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How 'bout a new series?

Monk wars.

Every week we have different monks throw.

You know it would be a battle for second place though as the shaolin monks would fukking pwn any other sect.

Why not just make it about a dozen shaolins versus maybe 5000 other various monks.

I'd still put my money on the shaolins.
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