So we elected a comedian?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:16 pm

During his press conference today, barry was asked if he had consulted any former presidents. He replied that he had talked to all the living presidents, but that he hadn't done any nancy reagan sey.. seian.....fukkkk, you know, when you talk to dead fukkers.

Real class there barry.

You are about to be president. This means you have to be phony and classy and shit. Bad jokes aimed at former 1st ladies that have one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel, don't quite fit that description. Should have gotten in a fat chick joke on babs while you were at it.

Gonna be a fun 4 years.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:22 pm

Maybe if Nancy Reagan didn't have her astrologer on speed dial, Obama wouldn't have said it.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:23 pm

I thought ACORN had 'found' some missing ballots for that big fat idiot in Minnesota.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:36 pm

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:57 pm

Just goes to show what a classless POTUS we'll have for the next 4 years.
Besides---it was Hillary Clinton that talked to dead people !

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:08 am

Did you count how many times that dumb as chimp stuttered? Uhhh...Uhhhh. Uhhhh,Uhhhh.

The fucker is more retarded then chimp. Oh, 'chimp' is racist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8UWdDAK_rQ
And look at the groupies he's assembled behind him.

Watch your wallets, suckas.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:10 am

A lot better than going backwards.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:22 am

Bobby42 wrote:

A lot better than going backwards.

Nice photoshop moment.

Please don't make me look up snoops.

Tard

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:31 am

R-Jack wrote:MY FINGER IS HOVERING ABOVE THE "M". YOU FEEL LUCKY? DO YA PUNK?

Invokes images resembling South Park's "Make Love, Not Warcraft" episode.

Nice.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:39 am

I can't recall any other POTUS -Elect having an "Office of President Elect" sign on his podium.
I guess that's all part of this change BS.
Caption the thoughts of everyone there:
L to R:
Biden: "shit--that should be me there and not this snot-nosed kid"
Sarah Palin Wannabe: "So that's it--i'm the token female with all these old white men"
Barry O (S): "I still can't believe I pulled it off on these morons !"
Loser of Dick Cheney look-alike contest: "Will he ever STFU ??"
WH Chief of Staff Elect: "Man --I can't wait to put Rush Limbaugh out of business !"

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:45 am

I think we can cut him some slack on the podium and all that. He said "WOW Thanks", because I believe he was surprised that someone went through the trouble of putting together a professional set.

Further, I appreciate it as a citizen, in that it shows me he has a clear understanding of the magnitude of the job, the situation we're in, and a desire to prove that he's professional and able to lead.

That's my gut reaction to the set. I wish he'd elaborate a bit more on the "tough decisions", but I don't think they know what they're going to do yet. They're probably still in the the divergent stage of "exploring the mess".

I'd start with Barney Frank.

Oh but RACK the Biden caption. That was funny because it's true.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:45 am

He's got a sign and a website,

http://change.gov/

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:48 am

The chicken grease is really going to show on the red phone.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:41 am

dude out 'uhhhhh"s ted kennedy. better stay with the prompter, barry.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:20 am

And the Marxists all laughed at the current and real POTUS and his public speaking skills. Barry O (or is it S) when he tries to hold a simple conversation makes George W Bush sound like Ronald Reagan !
um-er-uh-um--errr--umm--ahh---err !!!
Somewhere there has to be an Obama lookalike who could make a fortune talking like that--- if--the entertainment world was "fair and balanced". Do not look for it any time at all.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:51 am

Assuming 'tard B.O. is inaugurated, his presidency will be, for a variety of reasons, THE biggest circus in the history of the office.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:16 am

poptart wrote:Assuming 'tard B.O. is inaugurated, his presidency will be, for a variety of reasons, THE biggest circus in the history of the office.

Probably a close second to Andy Jackson's. But only Mace and Wolfman remember that far back.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:44 am

Wolfman wrote:And the Marxists all laughed at the current and real POTUS and his public speaking skills. Barry O (or is it S) when he tries to hold a simple conversation makes George W Bush sound like Ronald Reagan !
um-er-uh-um--errr--umm--ahh---err !!!
Somewhere there has to be an Obama lookalike who could make a fortune talking like that--- if--the entertainment world was "fair and balanced". Do not look for it any time at all.

Shut the fuck up you pole smoking faggot. You've never tried to collect your own thoughts? At least he's not butchering basic words of the English fucking language.

I think your diapers need changing, you RACIST FUCK.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:52 am

Rack Wolfman's continuous post-election meltdown. Good stuff.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:30 am

Jerkovich wrote:Did you count how many times that dumb as chimp stuttered? Uhhh...Uhhhh. Uhhhh,Uhhhh.

The fucker is more retarded then chimp. Oh, 'chimp' is racist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8UWdDAK_rQ
And look at the groupies he's assembled behind him.

Watch your wallets, suckas.

One edit wasn't enough to beat the stupid out of this gem, I can see.

RACK Obama for cracking on The Nance.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:36 am

PSUFAN wrote:RACK Obama for cracking on The Nance.

Why? he got the wrong first lady, it was Hillary who talked to the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:45 am

That's one of the things that makes it so funny. Nancy spoke with astrologers not psychics who speak with the "dead". But he was explicitly referring to Nancy.

He's since apologized for that and several other things.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/07/ ... index.html

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:55 am

Tom In VA wrote:That's one of the things that makes it so funny. Nancy spoke with astrologers not psychics who speak with the "dead". But he was explicitly referring to Nancy.

Even at that, it was having her husband shot in the cheat that inspired her to check his horoscope. I'm not married, but if my spouse was shot I don't know what kind of weird shit I might do.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:15 am

I can honestly say that I let Bush take and hold the office for a while before I started railing on him......

AT LEAST let him be sworn in before you start calling him the worst President ever.....

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:57 am

That's a fair point, Felix, however Obama has very clearly demonstrated that he, like W, has NO regard for the U.S. Constitution.

As a taxpaying U.S. citizen, I see NO logical reason to be optomistic.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:27 pm

Where's the fukking seal?

Dude has an office of the president select....uhhhh I mean elect. Can't he come up with an official seal for his little sign?

Maybe the wytches here can whip something up.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:59 pm

Felix wrote:I can honestly say that I let Bush take and hold the office for a while before I started railing on him......

AT LEAST let him be sworn in before you start calling him the worst President ever.....

Agreed. Cut Barack some slack...no, wait. Nevermind, I forgot where I was.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:15 pm

Are you all going to fight about this for the next 4 years?

SRO

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:13 pm

Wow, what a bunch of whiny bitches you've become. Keep dabbing each others tears with your lace doilies.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:25 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Wow, what a bunch of whiny bitches you've become. Keep dabbing each others tears with your lace doilies.

Oh come on, Fester, enjoy the meltdown. Great weather in Madtown this week. 73° on Wednesday, snowing on Friday.

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:26 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Wow, what a bunch of whiny bitches you've become.

Nice try. Their is a difference between mocking congenital idiots and their braindead supporters and 'whining'. Aside from a real possibility of encouraging terrorism and driving the country into a depression, I think the next four years could be fun.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:39 pm

Hey there, Goobs. Cloudy and cold up here in the cities. I don't think I can get through another Badger game without a double-shot of morphine and a Hamm's chaser so I'm going to hit the stores and do some early Christmas shopping.

I didn't realize that I need to stock up on tissues for all the tough guys on this board. My sometimes-liberal heart bleeds for them all.

Well I'm off to start my 600 hours of Obama mandated public service.

Cheers!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:59 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:
Well I'm off to start my 600 hours of Obama mandated public service.

Cheers!

thanks for being a great American

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:14 am

Wolfman wrote:

Other than the fact that he hasn't been ELECTED yet, and there IS no 'office' of the president elect, yeah, this @sshole has a helluva podium.

T1B

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