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Just sayin', Biden got schooled.
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Back off the pipe Wags.
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It's a TKO, Bri... and you know it. Just like her convention speech, she knocked that fucker out the park.

Like I told you before, hold off on the party hats.

And it happened in Missouri.
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In your opinion. I think she acquitted herself very well. Not as polished as Biden, but that's part of the ploy.

The cuts to her backside were awesome, best part of the debate IMHO.
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seriously, people are watching the debate over College Football?
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Just one thing to say to Sarah...

"nucular" is defined as "of or related to a nucule", which is a section of a compound (usually hard) fruit.

To pronounce the world "NUCLEAR", all you have to do is say the following two words with no pause in between:
NEW. CLEAR.

NEW. CLEAR.

NEW. CLEAR.

NUCLEAR

****
Okay, Honey?

Now get back in there in kick some Biden (who is so much trying to speak like Bill Clinton) ass.
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Adelpiero wrote:seriously, people are watching the debate over College Football?
College football? I was busy watching the Cubs lose and their pathetic fanbase melt. BWAHAHA.

Whitey troll: Education isn't exactly one of Sarah's strong suits.
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Just one question for Ms. Palin:

Since when are millionaires considered part of the middle class?

Idiot.
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Prediction:

CNN will proclaim Biden to be the winner!

Fox will proclaim Palin to be the winner!

Everyone will proclaim the Cubs to be the LOSERS!!
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Whitey wrote: Now get back in there in kick some Biden (who is so much trying to speak like Bill Clinton) ass.
Cut him some slack he's been busy turning the country over to the bankers, I'm sure a lot of talking is involved. That and he was probably told not to drink any booze before the event so his throat is dry. I'm sure he's addressing that now.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:Since when are millionaires considered part of the middle class?
I'm sure quite a few of them are now after the past couple of weeks.
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Sarah Palin did a pretty good job. She was more comfortable than she was in her lately interviews. Joe Biden looks like more a statesman though. He's more formidable and projects better to foreign leaders maybe. If I was going to have someone watch my kids while they are at soccer practice I would chose nobody better than Sarah Palin. If I want strong leadership for my country I'd take Joe Biden. That's just my opinion. But again Sarah Palin did proud for herself.
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Adelpiero wrote:seriously, people are watching the debate over College Football?
yeah, we were.

Does that surprise you?

Don't bother voting, not that I ever had any expectation you would.

Wait, there's going to be a Casino loss limit on the Missouri ballot, so you best go vote on that.
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Tom In VA wrote:In your opinion. I think she acquitted herself very well. Not as polished as Biden, but that's part of the ploy.

The cuts to her backside were awesome, best part of the debate IMHO.
RACK

Errr, you betcha. :wink:

I was straining hard to see if there were any panty lines, bro.

As I've said before, these debates are all about NOT fucking up. She didn't. Sure, she didn't bother to outline how she was going to curb the "greed on Wall Street" or "ramp up" energy independence, but hey. She did damn better than expecations against a very good, experienced debater.

Wags, she didn't "win" the debate. But I'll give her props for holding her own, even if she didn't get specific on many issues.
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She's painfully dumb.

This is troll job, right?
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Diego in Seattle wrote:Just one question for Ms. Palin:

Since when are millionaires considered part of the middle class?

Idiot.
Depends on your age and how you define millionaire.

If you are adding the value of all cash and property and subtracting all debts, then age and ability to make more money is a big factor.

Many people with $1 Million would be considered to be in the Upper Class

but if you were retired or no longer able to work, the $1 million would put many in the middle class. Since if all you had to live on is $1 Million and you have 10 years expected to live.. you would only be able to spend ~ $100,000 /year until you were broke. If you expect to live for 20 years.. then you would only make ~ $50,000 / year. Yes, you would make some interest but with less than 20 years to live, it is not significant enough to put you in the next bracket.

A healthy 40 year old with $1 million is in the Upper Class. A healthy 60 year old with $1million is middle to upper middle class.
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Um, what are Bosniacs?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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rozy wrote:Um, what are Bosniacs?
Bosnian Muslims ?
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She sounded like a female Jerry Lundegaard. The aw shucks platitudes, the constant steering back to her rehearsed "Ima Hahckey, mom" talking points...good Gawd, it was painful to endure, like Spock mind-melding with the Horta.

You Republicans sure likes 'em stoopid, eh?
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Uncle Fester wrote:She's painfully dumb.

This is troll job, right?

I liked it when she said she didn't believe global warming was man made, but her and Gramps were going to help to find a solution to the global warming problem

(if you don't believe in man-caused global warming how are you going to find a solution for a natural cycle of the earth?)

seriously I had to turn it off after the fifteenth "we're Mavericks"

ponderous indeed
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RadioFan wrote: Wags, she didn't "win" the debate.
She absolutely throttled him.

Cut his fucking nuts off and shoved them down his throat... kinda' what the Dems are used to by now while smiling with Celebrity White teeth.

McCains long teeth aren't as white as Obama's, but he's smiling even bigger right now... saying "you go, girl".
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Felix wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:She's painfully dumb.

This is troll job, right?
I liked it when she said she didn't believe global warming was man made, but her and Gramps were going to help to find a solution to the global warming problem

(if you don't believe in man-caused global warming how are you going to find a solution for a natural cycle of the earth?)

seriously I had to turn it off after the fifteenth "we're Mavericks"

ponderous indeed
And don't forget her endorsement of expanded powers for the Vice President. That dim witted bitch actually agreed with Cheney that the VP is some kind of 4th branch of government.
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War Wagon wrote:
RadioFan wrote: Wags, she didn't "win" the debate.
She absolutely throttled him.

Cut his fucking nuts off and shoved them down his throat... kinda' what the Dems are used to by now while smiling with Celebrity White teeth.

McCains long teeth aren't as white as Obama's, but he's smiling even bigger right now... saying "you go, girl".
McCain's teeth aren't as white as the jersey they give to the guy leading the Tour de France. And the only reason he's smiling is because he resisting the urge to go postal on the idiot who told Palin to say the word "maverick" 100 times in 90 minutes.
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Uncle Fester wrote:the constant steering back to her rehearsed "Ima Hahckey, mom" talking points...good Gawd, it was painful to endure, like Spock mind-melding with the Horta.
don't forget she's a Maverick and an agent of change too
and she puts lipstick on attack dogs or something like that

and she's all about lowering taxes and creating jobs, don't forget that

I'll bet she's even for putting food on her family...and cutting our dependence on foreign oil...and she's an energy expert with extensive foreign relations experience because she can actually see Russia from her house...
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Felix wrote: (if you don't believe in man-caused global warming how are you going to find a solution for a natural cycle of the earth?)
You believe in global warming?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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War Wagon wrote:
RadioFan wrote: Wags, she didn't "win" the debate.
She absolutely throttled him.
:lol: :lol:

She held her own, which is more than I can say for you, at the moment. Bud Light calling.
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Once again Whitey and facts go together like gin and formaldehyde.

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/10/02 ... 7035.shtml

Suck on that one Wags.
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BSmack wrote: McCain's teeth aren't as white as the jersey they give to the guy leading the Tour de France. And the only reason he's smiling is because he resisting the urge to go postal on the idiot who told Palin to say the word "maverick" 100 times in 90 minutes.
Bwa... it is so on.

I demand a recount.
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War Wagon wrote: You believe in global warming?

I believe in educating myself rather than listening to talking points presented by screeching harpies (Al Gore and Rush Limbaugh being the primary harpies) that know little or nothing about the actual science of global change

here's a good place to begin your understanding of what the whole global warming debate is about...but gird yourself Wags, its straight scientific talk and not hyperbole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52KLGqDSAjo
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BSmack wrote:Once again Whitey and facts go together like gin and formaldehyde.

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/10/02 ... 7035.shtml

Suck on that one Wags.
You used the Dan Rather network to gauge instant polling?

For shame.

When will you realize that the media don't elect?
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She might get a patronizing pat on the head from the mainstream press but that's about it.

Obama might not have the experience in Foreign Policy that Biden and McCain has but he does have more of a presence and command of the issues than Palin.

What does that mean ?

Obama can manage, a heartbeat away from him is Biden - who can manage.

McCain can manage, a heartbeat away from him is Palin whose folksy appeal and Red Riding Hood Taking on the Big Bad Wolf act probably won't work too well in the global arena.

I despise that Obama or McCain will win. But I'm calling for Obama to win. No bullshit. I won't vote for either.

I'm going to look into Chuck Baldwin about now and learn more about him.

The other parties should be invited to the debates and the media should really allow us as much access to them as they do the Democrats and Republicans.

It really is time - again - to try.
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Felix wrote: I believe in educating myself
I believe in the evidence of my senses... like it was really fucking cold and wet into April last spring during planting season.

I'll leave it to the hand wringing cadre to be concerned about melting glaciers in Greeneland and the horrific consequences of unleashed icebergs.
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mvscal wrote:Vice Presidents don't "project to foreign leaders." They do crossword puzzles while Senators jerk each other off and sell out their alleged constituents. Sometimes they like to kick back in undisclosed locations and shoot people in the face. Some Vice Presidents enjoy soliciting illegal campaign contributions from Chinese communists while others amuse themselves by misspelling potato or selling anti-tank missiles to Iran in exchange for hostages while laundering the proceeds to fund right wing militias in Central America.

But other than that, there isn't much to do.
Outstanding.

Carry on ...
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War Wagon wrote: I'll leave it to the hand wringing cadre to be concerned about melting glaciers in Greeneland and the horrific consequences of unleashed icebergs.
you didn't watch the video did you?

I told you there's no hyperbole just straight scientific discussion...

now if you've got something that disputes the facts presented in that video, then by all let's here them
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War Wagon wrote:I believe in the evidence of my senses... like it was really fucking cold and wet into April last spring during planting season.
The argument there is that global warming, melting the ice in the arctic and causing cooler water to disburse into the oceans, is in fact causing a cooling trend.


So the cooling you're feeling, is in effect, a product of global warming.
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Another interesting tidbit. Palin has either raised Civil War General George McClellan from the dead or she has no ides who the Commander of our troops in Afghanistan is.
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mvscal wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:He's more formidable and projects better to foreign leaders maybe.
Vice Presidents don't "project to foreign leaders." They do crossword puzzles while Senators jerk each other off and sell out their alleged constituents. Sometimes they like to kick back in undisclosed locations and shoot people in the face. Some Vice Presidents enjoy soliciting illegal campaign contributions from Chinese communists while others amuse themselves by misspelling potato or selling anti-tank missiles to Iran in exchange for hostages while laundering the proceeds to fund right wing militias in Central America.

But other than that, there isn't much to do.
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i was on yahoo.com, and they had a picture of Biden, and it mentioned that he started crying during the Debate? Was his vagina sore?


wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh my wife died and i had to raise my Sons, wahhhhhhhhhhhh. oh fuck you, Parents dying, and father having to raise kids, happens daily in this country, and those people arent crying on national tv about it, acting like an attention whore, look at me, i lost my wife. wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have a vagina and no cock, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.



i am an undecided voter, but it's like a cripple fight, and now our soon to be Vice prez is crying about his personal shit during a debate? wow, we are going to be so fucked if Obama wins.
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He didn't cry, dumbfuck.

Try actually watching next time.
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Anybody whose vote is swayed either way by this debate has no business voting.

That being said, I don't think I've ever seen a more vacuous cunt on public display in my life. She may as well have been reading from cue cards for the amount of depth in her answers. When the question didn't match one of her canned answers, she just picked any of her memorized riffs that came first to mind. Wags must have been fixated on those luscious lips the whole time, imagining them locked around his pencil-like organ. He obviously didn't actually hear any of the answers. Those winks were pretty cute, though, I'll have to admit.
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