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Calling out TheJON

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Dude...you've been messing with people around here. Don't you know there are folks around here who are going to STEP to you and sort your shit the fuck out?
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Time for a JON Off?
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who the fuck is TheJON? i don't give a FUCK

i'll take him on. I'LL TAKE ALL YALL ON. GET FUCKED, ASSWIPES
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He'll show up.....like Paul show's up to eat a fucking salad.
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Douchebag wrote:who the fuck is TheJON? i don't give a FUCK

i'll take him on. I'LL TAKE ALL YALL ON.

You'll be walking funny for a month
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You want me to post on this board? Come on now, have I EVER posted here??? (well besides this post, of course)
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I'd say....oh, about 1152 times.
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id bet even cuda could kick thejons ass.
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Wow...BBQ must be really drunk today.

Dude, JON is a fucking MENACE. The guy was practically raised by Mike Ditka.
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As tough as he is, though...I can't see him holding up against The Crew.
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PSUFAN wrote:The guy was practically raised by Mike Ditka.


And he was taken in the first round of the NFL draft... like 84 times in one season.
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No need for Ditka. I've got Mr. Rogers on my side. And those of you that think pedaphiles couldn't kick anyone's ass.....he's not a pedaphile, just ask PSUFAN.
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Fukk Mr. Rogers, Jon. You and Team Hasselhoff could DEMOLISH The Crew. It would be OVER before it started.
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Naww man, Team Hasselhoff days are over. Our #3 Intramural Flag Football League ranking midway through the season was as high as we ever got I believe and so The Crew (whoever they are, I actually don't want to know so please don't tell me, mmmkkkaay?) could probably handle them.

By the way, thanks a lot for getting me to post on this here board. I had vowed to refrain from ever posting here. When I leave would you guys prefer I flush or just leave the deuce I took swimming around??
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We've smelt the long standing deuces you've laid in the CFB Fourm. It's right next door, mang.
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peeing in the pool is ok. pooping your pants anywhere is a pussy move.
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JON, the Crew is a bunch of perineum hair-flossing SEC fans. If you're feeling tough, STEP to them...they're a little swollen because The Dawgs are probably gonna be ranked high this preseason. We need some folks who don't pull their punches to deflate them a little bit.
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bbqjones wrote:pooping your pants anywhere is a pussy move.

Literally?
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Remember the pussy he was married to; poop was the closest thing to moist that thing got in all his days of matrimony.
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bbqjones wrote:pooping your pants anywhere is a pussy move.
puss move? No wonder you hate Mrs. BBQ. For most people, it's an anal move.
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dont confuse me dinsdale. ive only pooped my pants at home and its easy to clean up. i was referring to pooping in the pool and anywhere else not in your on abode. perhaps literally is correct. but again dont confuse me and im pretty sure even kogen could kick thejons ass too.
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dont even try it fuckers, im not taking any more pills today. no matter how much you bait me.
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bbqjones wrote:i was referring to pooping in the pool and anywhere else not in your on abode.
It's not so bad.

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its disgusting. thats what it is.

theJoON must be a mvscal
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Wow, I haven't joined in on a poopy pants conversation in at least 18 years (when I was 9).
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hey TheJON

i'm the leader of the fucking CREW and my sole purpose here is to beat the FUCK out of mealy mouth fuckwads like YOU

let me know and I'll introduce you to the rest of my crew. i'll fucking pound your ass

i m3eet people from the internet and FIGHT THEM in real life. you wnat it next?
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was petrus accepted into the crew? he wrote to say he earned distinctions in two subjects for the highest marks at polytech. his lowest was in english because he lets his fists do most of the talking for his pink polo.
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i'm the leader of the fucking CREW
i'll fucking pound your ass
you wnat it next?

Well, that explains the pink polo! No thanks, Douchebag, I'm married and straight. But good luck finding the cock you so desire.
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Jon, you got any bus stations close by?
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Internet tough guy. I'm shaking in my boots.
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that's an involuntary reaction from the speedbag treatment mandingo is giving your prostate. Don't worry, it'll pass.
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