Order...ORDER IN THE COURT!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Fascinating that cuda doesn't deny the whole ballsack bobbing thingie.

Case - fucking - closed.

At least he's not AP.

[Mister Bushice]

Fascinating that cuda doesn't deny the whole ballsack bobbing thingie.

Case - fucking - closed.

Damn near impossible for him to do so. He gargles chestnuts every time Biggie drops a post here.

[Bizzarofelice]

Isn't Fag7 where the really "serious" posters go now?

How's that obsession thing going, fatboy? I'd think you'd move on by now.

[Mikey]

Isn't Fag7 where the really "serious" posters go now?

How's that obsession thing going, fatboy? I'd think you'd move on by now.

Inertia makes that a difficult process to initiate.

[Tom In VA]

You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!

[War Wagon]

The powers that be have discussed earnestly a third rule which will take effect...immediately

Which can only lead a rational mind to conclude that "The powers that be" are a bunch of moronic ingrates who need to take a long look in their own jizz stained mirror.

Jeebus, you even stickied this pathetic thread. I'm not much interested in seeing you bitches grade mine or anyone else's papers.

[RumpleForeskin]

I don't have much power but I can hit to all fields and make an occasional play as a first baseman.

Basically, I'm the Dave Magadan of T1b. No team wants me, but they need a left-handed hitting utility infielder.

[War Wagon]

Actually, Rumps... you're more the Ross Gload type.

Unless you can switch hit.

[RumpleForeskin]

you'd expect this type thread over at Mag7 - just not really here....

Mag7 is not predicated on singling out people. That board is all about one liners not really directed at any one member.

I think it's time you leaned on a globe, Clouseau.

[Ang]

Banning stupid people reeks of not being able to defeat them in real ways. Oh, I can just hear the antelopes on the savannah...damn, you see that one limping along, that one with a hoof disease is slowing us down on the edge of the pack...where are the lions? Oh, no lions around, where the hell are they? Ok, we have to do something, so let's do a ban...that's the ticket!

When survival of the fittest works, there are no needs for bans and manufactured rules. Yeah right, and if everyone had jobs there wouldn't be a need for welfare. Banning on the board seems like welfare because if everyone took care of this board (and I admit that I don't), banning would not be needed.

Go ahead and give it a try. Why not? The board is already limping along with a hoof disease. I'm just kind of skeptical because I saw a board limit the members and eventually everyone turned on each other when there were no longer any stupid people around to beat on :).

[poptart]

Out of 25 new threads a day at Mag7, 24 read like the message log for an 'almost out of the closet' AOL Chat Room.

Zrsly, some way subliminal one-line gayness going on there, like zrsly, zrsly.

But ... to each his/her own.


This board would do better if the Cul de Smack was poli-free.
All poli threads in the Spin Zone.
Seriously, a lot of people just want to blow off steam at work and they don't want this tedious shit day-after-day.

And it's all the same bullshitting between the same bullshitters that has been going on now at a handful of boards over nearly a decade of time.
It's all played-out and predictable.

As if, after being called an ignorant left-wing dumbfuck by mvscal for the 15,348th time, BSmack will finally one day have an epiphany, come correct, sell his possessions (and wife) and give it all over to Karl Rove so he can continue to pursue everything that's good, right and wonderful for America.

[indyfrisco]

Mag7 is not predicated on singling out people. That board is all about one liners not really directed at any one member.

No, just that member's mom. From what I've seen at Mag7, it's a shithole. They can have it. Surprised to hear Bace calls that home.

[RumpleForeskin]

From what I've seen at Mag7, it's a shithole. They can have it.

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Every board has it's angle. Buttsy takes it personal with regard to Mag7 because he is a fucking whiner like no other. If you hate a certain board, then forget about it and move on. His peepee hurts because Mag7 made fun of him.

[indyfrisco]

If you hate a certain board, then forget about it and move on.

Check my posts there. I think I did one, maybe two. I know when not to waste my time and what someone says behind my back I could care less about. Some people can't let it go.

[PSUFAN]

Mag7, it's a shithole

You want to check my posts?

[War Wagon]

30 something replies before the inevitable. RACK your restraint.

Why, thank you. Of all my many virtues, "restraint" is the one I'm proudest of.

[Cuda]

Out of 25 new threads a day at Mag7, 24 read like the message log for an 'almost out of the closet' AOL Chat Room.

Zrsly, some way subliminal one-line gayness going on there, like zrsly, zrsly.

But ... to each his/her own.

I had no idea PrimeX was such a spammer

[PSUFAN]

PrimeX goes where the funnay* is.

*not sure what that means - maybe Kid GashSpill can help with the metrosexual lingo?

[Mister Bushice]

30 something replies before the inevitable. RACK your restraint.

Why, thank you. Of all my many virtues, "restraint" is the one I'm proudest of.

Except, of course, when it comes to pets. :D

The powers that be have discussed earnestly a third rule which will take effect...immediately

Gots to agree with Ang here. You start banning people for being stupid, you won't have much of a posting crowd left in a very short while. It's not like this place is the Jessica Alba of boards where everyone wants to be dropping a load.

Ranking posters? How? Based on the decisions of some unknown handful of people that run this place? People who already have set opinions on everyone posting here?

I doubt that being unbiased will be the #1 rule there. Good luck convincing anyone of that, though.

If there was a fair way for people to gain / lose points for good/ bad posts, extra credit for superb blasts ('sup DC smackmaster?), and big losses for repetitive tedium ('sup ltstrn2?), That might be interesting - if it got competitive. Could lead to rankings for a smack off next year or something.

but I don't know of any combination of people here who could actually set aside ALL prejudices and be completely fair in judging, or be seen as fair. No doubt it would generate a high level of whining ('sup kid cryville?), or of peeps heading for the hills.

come up with an auto ranking system that leaves the human judging element out of it as much as possible, drop the banning concept and just let the shame of being a bottom feeder be the judge and jury, and it might be interesting to see if it works......positive or negative points for a reset, a pic wytch, etc. tough to work all that out, though.

That being said, I agree with Pop. Waay too many poli and war threads here. Current event news is one thing, but ctrl cudas "moonbattery" sludge is as dull as any of ltstrn2's "I hate Bush and Israel" rants. dump em in the spin zone and link to em. Let those who want to follow along, or give em negativ epoints for posting that shit here.

just my unrequested .15 :xxxl:

[Goober McTuber]

Ease up on poor little Cooter. If it weren’t for his moonbat cut-and-pastes, snuggling-up-to-Biggie’s-nutsack posts. his BlondieBabe resets, and his other collection of tired resets, his post total would still stand at 1. The “Hi, I’m new here” thingy.

[PSUFAN]

**BREAKING**

Word from The Room is that mods will be required to carry skull calipers in hip holsters (designed by Shoalzie). Not only will you have to stop COMPLETELY SUCKING, but at any point, posters will be subject to random but precise skull-measurement procedures. You thought eugenics was dead...you were fucking WRONG, bozos.

As for Wagos and The CREW, look asshole, you really think I want to let those shit-snifflers post here? Only problem is, they haven't broken any RULES yet. They don't suck nearly as bad as your Logan Fans and WAR WAGOS posters...and they haven't posted PMs or kiddie porn or dropped personal info yet.

[Mister Bushice]

**BREAKING**

Word from The Room is that mods will be required to carry skull calipers in hip holsters (designed by Shoalzie). Not only will you have to stop COMPLETELY SUCKING, but at any point, posters will be subject to random but precise skull-measurement procedures.

Might wanna include one o' these:



Just in case TVO drops by.

[Loganfan]

**BREAKING**

Word from The Room is that mods will be required to carry skull calipers in hip holsters (designed by Shoalzie). Not only will you have to stop COMPLETELY SUCKING, but at any point, posters will be subject to random but precise skull-measurement procedures. You thought eugenics was dead...you were fucking WRONG, bozos.

As for Wagos and The CREW, look asshole, you really think I want to let those shit-snifflers post here? Only problem is, they haven't broken any RULES yet. They don't suck nearly as bad as your Logan Fans and WAR WAGOS posters...and they haven't posted PMs or kiddie porn or dropped personal info yet.

It's Loganfan......not Logan Fan
Or Loginfan....Logonfan.......LOGANFAN.........whatever. one word though

[Dinsdale]

"Douchebag" is one word, right?

[Loganfan]

"Douchebag" is one word, right?

Is that a pancake on your head?

[Loganfan]

"Douchebag" is one word, right?

Is that a pancake on your head?

Brief nipples. Latex at 5:00 pm EST.

How've you not been bann-ed yet? You suck worse than me.

[Goober McTuber]

Brief nipples. Latex at 5:00 pm EST.

How've you not been bann-ed yet? You suck worse than me.

Hmmm. Tough call.

[Money Shot]

His peepee hurts

Fagit.

[Mikey]

How've you not been bann-ed yet? You suck worse than me.

Nah, he sucks really good.

[Loganfan]

How've you not been bann-ed yet? You suck worse than me.

Nah, he sucks really good.

Thanks.

You're batting about .165. mister.....better pick it up. Try the clear and cream.......it'll give your deep flys another 30 feet or so.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The Deciders are still convening over the last few spots. We may not have this up and running until tomorrow.

[RumpleForeskin]

His peepee hurts

Fagit.

PM Get Fucked

[Loganfan]

The Deciders are still convening over the last few spots. We may not have this up and running until tomorrow.

You clowns are about as slow as the Padres collective lineup.....of which most would be smoked by Spray in a 40 yard dash

[Get fucked]

His peepee hurts

Fagit.

PM Get Fucked

Get fucked

[Loganfan]

I'm freakishly mellow over here nowadays.

You totally caved.
Lemming

[Loganfan]

I'm freakishly mellow over here nowadays.

You totally caved.
Lemming

The Bsby guy is the only one who's fun to fuck with now. I think most everybody else now knows when I'm trolling and when I'm not.

damn....and it only took half a decade or so

[Loganfan]

damn....and it only took half a decade or so

Oh - there's still a few who are gnawing themselves to death over it. :D

KNOCK IT OFF!!!!! DON'T TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TPB Leaf