Feeb Foundation/League of Losers

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:46 am

The Feeb/Losers of this board need mutual support and aid. On thier own they are a sad fucking collection of filth. Maybe if they band together life under fire might be easier for them to bear. Seriousl.y

bennies include but are not limited to:

**pity racks and thread replies from other FF/LL membership
**participation in a PM circle jerk
**a private special forum for members only where they can:

--cry to each other about their kicked in cunnts
--exchange tips about coping with being forum punching bags
--exchange fucked up fetish pics
--whatever else it is losers and feebs come up with

BONUS:
Charter Members list

Atomic Punk
m2
The Big Pickle
B_Smack
Zyclone
Risa
Jerkovich
Charles DeMar
ADAM
Roger_the_Shrubber
SuncoastSooner
SocalTrojan
OCmike
The Whistle is Screaming
ucandoitdoggiestyle2
ChargerMike
smackaholic
trev
RaidahJames
Jay in Phoenix
Rumpleforeskin
Ana_Ng
Mister Bushice
Goober McTuber
War Wagon
Revlimiter
Kid Nashville
Mgo-Bluelightspecial
poptart
88
Indyfrisco
Bobby42
R-Jack
mvscal
Sudden Sam
Tom in Va
MadRussian
Terry in Crapchester
adelpiero
orcinus
Jimmy Medalions
Mike the Lab Rat
Jsc810

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:47 am

God dammit i never make a list....

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:53 am

Morte wrote:Mike the Lab Rat

I laughed. Especially, given that you left out Diogenes.

Btw, this is stickyed, immediately.

Yes, Paul and Wags, I was the one who stickyed it.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:09 am

I'd rather be included with some of the other names on that list than with a shit troll who's too much of a pussy to post this under his primary nic. Just sayin'.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:57 pm

Is that a feeb list or the results from a DNA sweep of your ass uterus?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:28 pm

When will our membership cards be sent? Do we have reciprocal agreements with other clubs?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:31 pm

Feeb spelled backwards is beef.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:45 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Feeb spelled backwards is beef.

It's time...

http://www.expedia.com/pub/agent.dll?qs ... 0&&&rdct=1

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:47 pm

do we get a health plan?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:53 pm

.m2 wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:Feeb spelled backwards is beef.

It's time...

http://www.expedia.com/pub/agent.dll?qs ... 0&&&rdct=1

Learn how to embed a URL, dumfuck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:11 pm

--whatever else it is losers and feebs come up with

The creative juices are strong in this one.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:37 pm

Mr T wrote:God dammit i never make a list....

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:41 pm

Felix wrote:
Mr T wrote:God dammit i never make a list....

WTF, this must be a mistake. Yiu guy's should be on the list, we need you on the list! I'm gonna submit the proper forms (in triplicate mind you) and have this oversight corrected.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:44 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:

WTF, this must be a mistake. Yiu guy's should be on the list, we need you on the list! I'm gonna submit the proper forms (in triplicate mind you) and have this oversight corrected.

schweet.....thanks TWIS

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:09 pm

Morte wrote: Charter Members list

Interesting list. I'm curious how you came up with it, Morte. Mostly oldtimers but a with few newbs and trolls thrown in.

FYI - orc got run

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:23 pm

We're putting new cover sheets on all of our TPS reports now before they go out.

Didn't you get the memo?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:57 pm

Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:09 pm

Mr T wrote:God dammit i never make a list....

You and Felix are lower than losers. Therefore you have to prove yourselvs fine feebs.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:10 pm

Morte wrote:
You and Felix are lower than losers. Therefore you have to prove yourselvs fine feebs.

this saddens me

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:12 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Mr T wrote:God dammit i never make a list....
I finally made a list but am last on it. Damn, always something.

Your inclusion revolves around a sort of "make a wish foundation" grant. You know, making dreams come true for the terminally ill and all.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:17 pm

Who is in charge of the punch?

Just make sure everyone gets one cup before Mgo's shammy brows soak it all up.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:22 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I'd rather be included with some of the other names on that list...

Well aren't you justa pious flamer?

Terry in Crapchester wrote:...than with a shit troll who's too much of a pussy to post this under his primary nic. Just sayin'.

Who's a shit troll who's too much of a pussy... and where is that list? YOU are a charter member of Feeb Foundation because you are like the white trash jerkoffvic and Atmost Punked. You hate trolls becauise anonymity spooks you. Your supposted to be smarter than that. But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you be all rapped up in that "personality beforre principles" mind warp.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:24 pm

Can you PLEASE stop fucking sucking so badly?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:34 pm

Under the Official Rules of Engagement, I invoke my right to run spelling smack.

Morte wrote:Your supposted to be smarter than that.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:35 pm

I agree with Dins. The t is nowhere near the s or e.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:37 pm

Good evening guys, my name is morte. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:50 pm

Morte - please suck all you want - with all of your might. We'll shake something funny out of your horseshit somehow, someway.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:53 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Felix wrote:
Mr T wrote:God dammit i never make a list....
WTF, this must be a mistake. Yiu guy's should be on the list, we need you on the list! I'm gonna submit the proper forms (in triplicate mind you) and have this oversight corrected.

So ya thought ya might like to post like yer slow,
To feel the warm thrill of sperm lotion,
Like Mgo-Blow.
I got some bad news for you subslimes.
Pinky isn't well, he fucks potatos to hell,
And they sent you along as a rumpledouche and.
We're gonna find out where you feebs really stand.

Are there any queers like AP on the board tonite?
Get 'em up off to Feeb Hall ('To Feeb Hall)!
Now there's Terry in the spotlight,
He don't look right to me,
Get him off to Feeb Hall ('To Feeb Hall)!
And TWIS looks Jewish, and Bobby42 is a coon.
Who let all of this riffraff into the room?
There's Sudden Sam smoking a joint,
And Shrubber with spots!
If I had my way
I'd smack the whole lot!

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:06 pm

morte: "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started posting, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you read me, that's on the worst day of my life."

T1B Helpdesk: "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"

morte: "Yeah."

T1B Helpdesk: "Wow, that's messed up."

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:13 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

Oh no. No high falutin' workplace scenerios for you. TPS memos? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY above your peter prinicple.

You'll be wearing flair motherfuckins.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:14 pm

Morte wrote:If I had my way
I'd smack the whole lot!

Unfortunately, the one thing holding you back is your pea-sized brain.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:17 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Is that a feeb list or the results from a DNA sweep of your ass uterus?

Can you think of a better list? JUST BECAUSE you and mikey and dins aren't on the list NOW doesn't mean you wont find yourselfs on it later on mister. Mind your peas and ques, fuckomatic. You're on double secret AP ass probing.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:22 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:When will our membership cards be sent? Do we have reciprocal agreements with other clubs?

Memebership cards will be sent soon. Agreements with other clubs are up to you guys. The first one you should negotiate is a an understanding with the Mag7 Club. You Feebs need to figure out which crew is "Bottoms" and which is "Tops".

Your sterotypical greedy with the usury background qualifies you to be treasureer. Collect $4.39 from all members once an hour. Disburse funds as you see fit.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:27 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Feeb spelled backwards is beef.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Who is in charge of the punch?

Just make sure everyone gets one cup before Mgo's shammy brows soak it all up.

Someone needs lunch. You are appointed food and beverage manager. I'm sure crawfish and corn on the cob will go over well with this bunch.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:27 pm

morten:

"And I said, I don't care if they run me either, because I told, I told PSUFAN that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dins too, because they've moved my desk four times already this month, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the1board on fire..."

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:29 pm

smackaholic wrote:do we get a health plan?

Yeah, but it's limited to euthanizing proceedures.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
--whatever else it is losers and feebs come up with
The creative juices are strong in this one.

Pretty difficult to imagine what losers and feebs come up with since I"m not one and all. Look you've made your time now just embrace it and launch all zig for great Feeble Justice.

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:35 pm

Prey in Feenix,

You;'re calling me THAT guy? That's fucking low even for you. Oh it's ON now. You will be reeling from smack so strong you'll be begging to read all quackerbacker posts backwards and forwards. Tremble in fear or I'll go all Cuda on you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:38 pm

TrollTrain has been lobbying me hard for a trade - Morte for Doug in Idaho - straight up. Help me fellahs - would this be a wise move?

Morte · Post by **Morte** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:40 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Morte wrote: Charter Members list
Interesting list. I'm curious how you came up with it, Morte. Mostly oldtimers but a with few newbs and trolls thrown in.

FYI - orc got run

Simple process: who is lame, feeble, weak, stupid, lowdown, retarded and all around stinky? Thus the list. I have spoken.

Oldtime, newbs, trolls... don't not much matter to me, see. Orc was run by whom and whym?