Whats in your bag

[Dinsdale]

"Up-and-downs" is a U&L euphemism for meth-addled bar skanks, right?

No, those are "triple-bogus."

[Dinsdale]

21 of them Pro-V1's!

It amazes me how many hacks out there drop $50 on a dozen of those things. Its a great ball, no doubt, but nobody with a handicap higher than a 10 should be playing with that fucking ball.

So, check this out...

I came across a guy who... I'm just guessing, but I get the impression cleaned out the ponds at a very high end course (like where Am Championships and Womens' Opens are played... Felix probably now knows were I'm talking about)... but dude decided he had too many golf balls, and wanted me to relieve him of some...


3 freaking 5 gallon buckets full.

The first several I pulled out of the buckets all said ProV1x on them.


It was like christmas morning for grown up golfers. The rest are pretty much all high-dollar balls... and I now own literally hundreds of top-of-the-line balls, wich cost me a few bucks in gas to go get.


Scored a pile of Nike hybrid clubs for $20 ($20 for all of them, brand new), and now hundreds of primo balls...


My golfing buddies like me again.

[Felix]

a very high end course (like where Am Championships and Womens' Opens are played... Felix probably now knows were I'm talking about)

that wouldn't be the course where Pete Jake hangs out is it

or is it that other high end course to the northwest

rack pond divers and the subsequent deals to be made

[Dinsdale]

Probably that one on the northwestern edge of the area, on the egde of the boonies...

But far be it for me to out a friendly ball-thief.

[Felix]

ball-thief.

pretty harsh Dins....I prefer to think of them as "entrepreneurs"

[Goober McTuber]

ball-thief.

pretty harsh Dins....I prefer to think of them as "entrepreneurs"

I tend to think of them as surgeons.

Sincerely,

e

[indyfrisco]

Pretty soon, this will replace my Nickent hybrid. Getting the 17* 585.H.



On order now.

[smackaholic]

When I'm playing for fun (nee, anything other than a tournament) I typically play the Lady Precept

:SHOCKER:

If you ever played with my crew... trust me, you wouldn't want to pull out a lady ball.

I don't care of you throw up a 62 with it -- it still wouldn't be worth it.

We have a name for people who play womens' balls... we call them "women."

You pull those Lady Precepts out of your pink bag, Felix? Hit them with your Nancy Lopez Signature driver? Drink a Mike's Hard Lemonade to celebrate a good round?


Ken wants to know.



BTW -- if'n I'm not mistaken, they sell that exact same ball in a men's model. Same price. I think you've engaged in a severe overshare here, Felix.


When any of us find pink, or any sort of lady balls on the course, we tuck them in the bottom of the bag and save them. Then if someone should ever suffer a foot slip on the tee, or somehow duff one and fail to clear the red tees (often have to wait a long time, sure), everyone reaches into their bag and starts pelting the offender with lady balls.


Did I mention I'm a real hoot to golf with?

Does being pelleted by chick balls get him out of having to walk to the ladies tee with his cahk out?

[PSUFAN]

Rack the hell out of Zy - dude knows how to start a thread, mofos