the state of PA is FUCKED

[PSUFAN]

In case you haven't read me yelling about it before, the PA Liquor Control Board is a fucking NIGHTMARE.

Alcohol cannot be sold in supermarkets - neither beer nor wine nor booze.

Many arguments hover out there like clouds of methane...safety, preventing underage drinkers, blah blah and blah.

It's all bullshit - the real reason is the state operates a fucking MONOPOLY and doesn't want that to change.

As far as I know, every state in the US of A is different. You can walk in to a grocery store and buy a fucking bottle of beer, once you provide a valid ID and the fistful of nickles and dimes.

Occasionally, we are treated to monumental displays of their brilliance...here is the latest:

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So basically, they're looking to set up wine kiosks in supermarkets instead of just doing what everyone else does. These kiosks will sift through some :rts: to see if you're 21, if you're currently inebriated, and if your behavior needs to be stored in a "problem drinker" :rts:.

Who thinks this is a good idea? The lone bidder on the kiosk contract, of course - and the folks who benefit from the monopoly. The final slap is the packaging of this idea as a "consumer convenience". BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! Yep, sounds great. Look, dear - they've got 8 different wine choices in the kiosk! I can let it scan my print, rattle through the parking authority database, check to see if I have been identified as a problem drinker already, or if that's something that should happen now. Oh, the convenience!

[Dinsdale]

We cab buybeer and wine anywhere, at will (unless you're underaged or visibly intoxicated) between 7:30AM and 2:30AM.

Distilled spirits must be purchased at the state gestapo-run bottle stores. At least as of a few years ago, they're open Sundays and holidays (at the discretion of the oppressed store owner). Except in very rural areas, where they can have a separate, cordoned-off liquor section in grocery/small town stores.


The liquor control commission also runs the lottery. And regulates te injun casinos.

Rumor has it, the high ranking officials wear pinky rings, as well.

There's been a couple of citizen ballot initiatives to abolish the state control, and go to a free market system similar to that in california, which has much more sane liquor laws than most (RACK the Liquor Barn in Redding-btw). The initiatives easily recieved the required number of signatures to go to ballot... yet never showed up. Neither did the authors of the bills, who always seem to succumb to some sort of "hiking accident" right about the time their troublemaking is reaching its peak... this is Oregon, after all, and anyone who threatens to expose corruption at the state level always ends up dead in a freakish, yet easily explainable by the coroner "accident."


Get a still. Make your own. Produce ethanol and get a huge tax break by registering your still. Or don't, and just make booze... don't make yourself blind-btw.

[BSmack]

You are not alone PA.

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Turns out that the best states in the country to get your drink on are Nevada, Louisiana and Missouri.

Yes, I said Missouri

We may never hear the end of this from Whitey.

[PSUFAN]

Here is a list of states where I can't walk into a food store and buy a can of fucking Bud Rice:

PA

yep, that's it. Maybe there are others, but not around here. ALL of our neighbors allow this particularly depraved extravagance...and they do so without appreciable spikes in underage drinking or DUI arrests.

Look, motherfuckers. You want to find problem drinkers? Park down the road from a VFW on a Sunday morning. Park down the road from a frat house. Park down the road from a prom party. All of that can be fueled quite legally.

Preventing me from buying a 4 pack of Sammy Smith along with my groceries isn't the goddamned answer, ASSHOLES.

[Dinsdale]

Turns out that the best states in the country to get your drink on are Nevada

Um, no.


Getting your drink on in the state of Nevada implies, by definition, that you are in the state of Nevada.

The name Nevada derives from an ancient Aztec word, meaning "Good gods, get me the fuck out of this shithole and I'll sacrifice all the goats and panty-wearing virgins you wish!"

[PSUFAN]

Is this some lingering atavism from PA's Quaker origin?

Not even remotely. It is a support network for a MONOPOLY.

[RumpleForeskin]

Louisiana

This explains the people who stuck it out with Katrina. They were all at the bars watching sports instead of Nagin's plea.

[indyfrisco]

Thank God I packed a bottle of Jack in my check-in luggage when I went to Philly for business last year.

[BSmack]

Here is a list of states where I can't walk into a food store and buy a can of fucking Bud Rice:

PA

yep, that's it. Maybe there are others, but not around here. ALL of our neighbors allow this particularly depraved extravagance...and they do so without appreciable spikes in underage drinking or DUI arrests.

You're forgetting Delaware and New Jersey. Maryland also has very limited alcohol sales at grocery stores. I know from personal experience that finding a sixer in a Massachusetts grocery store is damn near impossible. And lest we forget Rhode Island, where Cueball will never be able to purchase his favorite beer in a grocery store.

[PSUFAN]

I lived in a Boston suburb a while back - I know ALL TOO FUCKING WELL how easy it is to get a 6 of GOOD SHIT - CHEAP - in a grocery store.

[War Wagon]

Turns out that the best states in the country to get your drink on are Nevada, Louisiana and Missouri.

Yes, I said Missouri

We may never hear the end of this from Whitey.

Missouri also has some of the lowest gasoline and tobacco taxes in the country, which explains all the Kansas fuckheads decked out in Gayhawk gear lining up at every convenience store just over the state line.

[Tom In VA]

Virginia you can buy beer, wine, and a few of those "Mikes Hard Lemonade" type drinks at 7-11, Grocery Stories, Gas Stations with convenience stores in them from 6:00 AM (maybe 7) until - 12:00 AM.


VA ABC Stores only sell the hard stuff from 9-9 M-S and as of a few years ago they opened on Sunday.


Of course you can get liquored up at any bar until 2:30 AM and drive home.

[PSUFAN]

When I lived in Richmond, I remember having my hand on the beer fridge handle at 11:59:59, ready to pull - and the auto-locks clicked in. Sure, I just walked across the street to the bar, but the idea made me :brad:

[A-Bomb]

:brad:

you best bottle that shit up, because you're going to need it when the Crew rolls through point state park, bitch.

[Wolfman]

Here the allow you to take an unfinished bottle of wine from a restaurant to home. They bag it for you and you're on your way ! I also like being able to buy a bottle of wine as well as beer at the grocery store-- sup NY ??

[PSUFAN]

I was down there yesterday, FOOL. There's a new circular grass area at the city end of the park. That's where your CORPSE will end up, unless someone else takes you out first.

[PSUFAN]

Here the allow you to take an unfinished bottle of wine from a restaurant to home. They bag it for you and you're on your way !

Strangely enough, that is also legal in the City of Pittsburgh. That's one thing we have on the local suburban faux-necks.


I'm pretty damn sure the Beast is going to be made illegal everywhere, if there is a GOD.

[smackaholic]

Don't get me started on dumb beer laws. Ct, or more accurately the Ct packy owner's mafia runs this state when it comes to matters concerning getting yourself lit up.

You can buy beer in supermarkets before 9 PM and any day other than sunday. You CANNOT buy beer at an establishment that has gas pumps. Yup, you read that right. This takes damn near every convenience store in the state out of the bidness.

I'm sure it's all about the sacred "public safety". Why, you can't buy at a cumberland farms with gas pumps. You might start pumping, run inside and buy a 30 pack of bub rice and shotgun it while waiting for the pump to click off. This would be dangerous you see and we can't have that.

But, atleast we don't have ABC stores here.

The bestest state, that I know of for liquor purchases is New Hampshire. They have the lowest taxes, in NE anyway, no, that ain't nebraska, dumbfukks. They are so proud of their alcohol friendly status that they have a NH turnpike (I-95) rest area which is a bigass package store.

I have never done a trip to maine without stopping at that fukking place.

As for rules prohibiting already fukked up dudes from buying more, I don't get it. What's the harm? Dude is already shitfaced.

[Mikey]

Around here they pass all that stuff out for free from every other streetcorner, 24 hours a day.

[Dinsdale]

I have never done a trip to maine without stopping at that fukking place.

See: Liquor Barn, Redding, california

[RumpleForeskin]

East Texas gets a little strange. Parts of it have dry counties and if you want to drink in establishments that serve open liquors and beer, then you usually have to pay for a membership of that establishment.

No real problems in Houston other than you can't puchase liquor (unopened container) on Sundays where it is sold only in liquor stores.

[Left Seater]

Thank God I packed a bottle of Jack in my check-in luggage when I went to Philly for business last year.

Granted you and I have never had the pleasure of raising a few glasses together, but I would have thought you could handle more than three oz of Jack. What with all the TSA restrictions how many drinks did you nurse that Jack thru?

[_Porter_]

What the fuck? There are Bible Belt states with looser restrictions than that.
Anybody who thinks that proposal is a good idea should be shot in the face and fed to hogs.

Agreed. Blue laws of any kind that ban the sale of liquor on Sundays or limit what you can buy and where do nothing but generate tax $$ in neighboring counties or states (if you're close to the border).

[_Porter_]

Granted you and I have never had the pleasure of raising a few glasses together, but I would have thought you could handle more than three oz of Jack. What with all the TSA restrictions how many drinks did you nurse that Jack thru?

He probably just had the pilot hold it for him, since no one would think a bottle of JD was out of place in a 737 cockpit. :wink:

[ADAM]

Damn PSU that's some fucked up shit.....

I thought blue laws went out with the dinos....


I can respect no alcohol before 7:00am or after 1:00am
Not much good happens between those hours anyway, unless you're at home makin' babies or have to work.....

Salt in the wound moment.


Funny how we get cut off at 1:00am(bars kick it out till 2:00am btw) here but can drive 15 mins. to the county line & stock up like its the last booze on the planet....

[Left Seater]

He probably just had the pilot hold it for him, since no one would think a bottle of JD was out of place in a 737 cockpit.

Uhhh, who are you and why are you following me. I resemble that remark.

[indyfrisco]

Thank God I packed a bottle of Jack in my check-in luggage when I went to Philly for business last year.

Granted you and I have never had the pleasure of raising a few glasses together, but I would have thought you could handle more than three oz of Jack. What with all the TSA restrictions how many drinks did you nurse that Jack thru?

You're slipping, dude. First the SEC game in November slip and now this? Notice I said "check'in" vs. "carry on." I always travel with a carry on size bag that I check in on the flight out (to carry a bottle) and carry it on on the way back. Call me a cheap ass that way, but it is more about convenience. That way, I don't have to pay $70 for a small bottle at the hotel liquor store nor do Ihave to worry about local liquor laws as I usually travel on a Sunday.

In other words, I bring my liquor on business trips so I can have a few drinks in my room before and after dinner. I don't hang out at bars on business trips as I usually go solo so i'd rather kick back in my room with a few drinks and a PPV movie (yes, sometimes THAT kind).

[Left Seater]

DAMN! Read more post less.

[indyfrisco]

Yeah, and the rule is 3.4 oz. too. Found that out the hard way. Had a brand new bottle of cologne that cost me $80 when I went to Orlando a couple months ago. Same thing as usual. Checked in the carry on size bag with a bottle of Jack in it. Carried on on the way back. Unfortunately, I had the 4.5 oz. bottle of cologne that I was told could not go on the plane. I could either check in the bag or give up the cologne. As I was already in line for 1.5 hours at security and my flight was leaving in 45 minutes, I said fuck it. I've since bought a 2.5 oz. bottle of my cologne. Fucking TSA...

[BSmack]

Yeah, and the rule is 3.4 oz. too. Found that out the hard way. Had a brand new bottle of cologne that cost me $80 when I went to Orlando a couple months ago. Same thing as usual. Checked in the carry on size bag with a bottle of Jack in it. Carried on on the way back. Unfortunately, I had the 4.5 oz. bottle of cologne that I was told could not go on the plane. I could either check in the bag or give up the cologne. As I was already in line for 1.5 hours at security and my flight was leaving in 45 minutes, I said fuck it. I've since bought a 2.5 oz. bottle of my cologne. Fucking TSA...

Why not pour out half of the bottle? Then it's under 3.4oz.

[indyfrisco]

It was a spray bottle.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You should've dabbed yourself with some of that fancy cologne and then worked your game on the baggage chick.

[BSmack]

It was a spray bottle.

So? Just start spaying until you're below the legal limit. You had 45 minutes to work with.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I can't believe you're pushing this issue.

[BSmack]

I can't believe you're pushing this issue.

I want to see IF stick it to the man. Errr get over. Errr eject!

[PSUFAN]

Spaying? FUCK THAT SHIT!


--JSC

[ADAM]

It was a spray bottle.

So? Just start spaying until you're below the legal limit. You had 45 minutes to work with.

Dude, he's not talking about clipping animal nuts..........

Focus ............ Alcohol content

Although, Indy could probably lick err clip a serious amount nuts in 45 mins considering his vast knowledge &
hands on experience......

[PSUFAN]

You guys are making my head spin. IndyFrisco uses a spray bottle to smuggle Jack Daniels? Mgo is suggesting cologne applications? Adam is talking about clipping nuts?

WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING ISSUE? I STILL CAN'T BUY A DAMN BEER IN A GROCERY STORE!!!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

That's Defcon 1 stuff right there. FLEE that shithole!!

[ADAM]

You guys are making my head spin. IndyFrisco uses a spray bottle to smuggle Jack Daniels? Mgo is suggesting cologne applications? Adam is talking about clipping nuts?

WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING ISSUE? I STILL CAN'T BUY A DAMN BEER IN A GROCERY STORE!!!

Quit your bitching and enter the wonderful world of politics
where you are loved by everyone........

Or save yourself from some undue stress & friggin' move to Saudi Arabia....



See.....All things work out when put into proper perspective.....