Congratulations ppanther

fix · Post by **fix** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:02 am

On the bbaby ppuma..

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:05 am

does this mean he can eat chocolate and post pictures of his nips again?

go boy

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:20 am

bbqjones wrote:does this mean he can eat chocolate and post pictures of his nips again?

go boy

i was drinking whan i wrote this, so disirregardless of that. hope your kid is healthy.

good stuff dude.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:42 am

bbqjones wrote:disirregardless of that.

Somewhere in the U&L, Dins Clavensdale is writhing in pain, crooked fingers grasping for his grammarsmack spreadsheet and his computer keyboard at the same time.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:55 am

Congrats and good luck.

Hopefully the Dem gene skips a generation, but the cooking gene is dominant.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:31 am

The Big Pickle wrote:Congratulations on being the first cunt to fukk herself and get pregeant from it.

i gotta RACK that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:34 pm

Congrats and best wishes to the ppanther clan.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:38 pm

"props" ---
Enigmatic offspring rule !!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:27 pm

Congrats!

Placenta Carpaccio all around!

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:07 pm

I'll let the pickle tardation stand for two reasons, one, PP can handle herself if she has any issues. And 2, this is a smack board.

All that said, My best wishes to PPanther, Hubby, and PCub. This will probably serve to drive her further away from us as she continues to get a life. Sad really, but I wish her all the best.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:23 pm

Congrats, PP! Just remember to celebrate with champagne and not an expensive cup of indonesian poo coffee. :D

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:46 pm

Way to go Ppanther. Congratulations and all the best from the desert.

Jay

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:52 pm

Rack the new mommy.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:03 am

Jsc810 wrote:Congrats and all the best to mommy and baby. A pic from TT, supposedly of pp and baby.

ppanther married a negro???

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:35 am

Cuda wrote:ppanther married a negro???

could have been a horse.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:39 am

Jsc810 wrote:Congrats and all the best to mommy and baby. A pic from TT, supposedly of pp and baby.

[acid]this picture is fucked up in so many ways[/flashback]. perhaps missjo or reina can give us a better glimpse into the monkey dwarfish mitch albom looking thing.

jsc, get off the aim with jtr and get r done.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:05 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Congrats and all the best to mommy and baby. A pic from TT, supposedly of pp and baby.

Dood: a couple of things here.

No newborn baby looks like that. That kid in the pic is at least 3 months old.

Also - I have to believe that ppanther would never release a pic of her baby to the trolls. Yep, not happening.

Next - what's with the black crayon marks on the pic? Is that all that was available at Denny's?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:54 pm

Congrats, ppanther. Just be sure that YOU'RE the one who takes the cub in for its pediatric appointments...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:48 pm

Props aplenty.......

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:41 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:Congrats, ppanther. Just be sure that YOU'RE the one who takes the cub in for its pediatric appointments...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:25 pm

Wow, you mean someone else on this board actually had sex in 2007 too?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:34 pm

Nishlord wrote:Wow, you mean someone else on this board actually had sex in 2007 too?

Didn't you used to be pretty good at this message board stuff?

huh? · Post by **huh?** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:37 am

Congratulations!

You probably weren't that fond of sleeping anyway.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:43 am

^^^^^^
gets it (about being a new parent)
I am of the opinion that ppanther will be a great one !

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:14 am

Huzzah and congrats PP.

Zyclone · Post by **Zyclone** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:50 am

Congrats PP and family, hope all is well in Snoop Dog land.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:06 pm

Congrats Pp. Hope you, the hubby and especially the newest addition to the family are doing wonderfully.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:29 pm

Congratulations Christy, get him between the pipes ASAP.

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:49 am

Congrats PP. Protect and nurture the child well. Lord knows we need better guidance for our children. Looks like I am next as my wife is due in a few months and I can't wait.

What the heck is the deal with baby furniture? Crib, changer and dresser is about $1300, not including painting, changing the carpet and doing all those willy nilly things females love to do to the baby room. I have to chug a 1half ton piano down a flight of stairs as well to convert the 3rd bedroom to a guest room.

T1B

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