Jim? Marley? Got the stones for some action?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:36 pm

C'mon boys. I know the prognosis is bleak, but you fellas simply must step up. Philly v Dallas comes but twice a year. You can't pass that up simply because you're going to get steamrolled.

Have some pride.

Run some baseless smack. It'll feel good. I promise.

Sig/Avs for anyone with stones.

Cowboys 35
Eagles 13

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:25 pm

I'll be honest.. had the Eagles won this past week, I might have gone in but this team just has nothing in the tank and it's not a lack of stones to realize the Eagles have no shot this week.

What really really sucks is that I'm finding I actually like this Cowboys team unlike the dominant team of the 90s.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:28 pm

You can't blame me for baiting.

Marley? You sackless twat? Don't read that line above this one. Have you got any stones, Puss?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:30 pm

jiminphilly wrote:I'll be honest.. had the Eagles won this past week, I might have gone in but this team just has nothing in the tank and it's not a lack of stones to realize the Eagles have no shot this week.

What really really sucks is that I'm finding I actually like this Cowboys team unlike the dominant team of the 90s.

Embrace your inner bandwaggoner.

Sincerely,

KFC Paul

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:24 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:I'll be honest.. had the Eagles won this past week, I might have gone in but this team just has nothing in the tank and it's not a lack of stones to realize the Eagles have no shot this week.

What really really sucks is that I'm finding I actually like this Cowboys team unlike the dominant team of the 90s.
Embrace your inner bandwaggoner.

Sincerely,

KFC Paul

LMFAO....tell me Goobs (and be HONEST), when you're porking your old lady do you scream MY name when you drop a load in her? I am SO fucking far inside your warehouse-sized cranium there's no escaping....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:33 am

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:I'll be honest.. had the Eagles won this past week, I might have gone in but this team just has nothing in the tank and it's not a lack of stones to realize the Eagles have no shot this week.

What really really sucks is that I'm finding I actually like this Cowboys team unlike the dominant team of the 90s.
Embrace your inner bandwaggoner.

Sincerely,

KFC Paul
LMFAO....tell me Goobs (and be HONEST), when you're porking your old lady do you scream MY name when you drop a load in her? I am SO fucking far inside your warehouse-sized cranium there's no escaping....

In your dome.
IKYABWAI.
BODE.
Ankle-biter.

Yeah, you've really got the complete KC Tard Smack Arsenal. I'll be HONEST. You're still a FAT fucking RETARD.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:28 pm

jiminphilly wrote:What really really sucks is that I'm finding I actually like this Cowboys team unlike the dominant team of the 90s.

You think that's because of Romo? Fun qb to watch there, and other than the fact that he's a Cowboy it's kinda hard to hate on him... as opposed to Eli and Donovan, the prima donna crybabies with issues who are hateable no matter where they play. (Well, it was fun watching Donovan getting sacked 12 fukking times by the Giants. About the only time I'll RACK Urineyoura.)

'Boys 24
eagles 20

velocet

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:39 pm

velocet wrote:Urineyoura

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:40 am

Fuck off HH.. The Eagles are going to romp this Sunday. McNabb will throw for 500+ yards with 7 TD's, Westbrook will set a record 623 yards from scrimmage (459 on the ground) and the Eagles D will get 19 interceptions- breaking TO's leg, Witten's arms and Romo's cock all in one fail swoop. My prediction-

Eagles 213
Cowboys 2

Yeah- seriously. I know my team sucks this year. Reid & McNabb have to go. The game has caught up to both of them and neither are capable of changing to keep up.

But hell with it- Motivated by the drubbing they took last time at home- they go into Dallas and bring one back- before going 0fer the rest of the season. I'll sig it!

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:25 pm

Atta boy Marley. [bait]I knew you weren't a sopping vagina like your buddy Jim[/bait]

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:49 pm

Headhunter wrote:Atta boy Marley. [bait]I knew you weren't a sopping vagina like your buddy Jim[/bait]

Wrong pond, bro. I'm gonna pull a KC contigent card and not go for a sig or av bet but at least I'll acknowledge that my team has no shot.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:24 pm

mvscal wrote:
jiminphilly wrote: I'm gonna pull a KC contigent card
The Tard Card? In that case, you need to immediately inform him that you are IN HIS DOME and that gives you automatic BODE. Oh and, if you can, try to mix in a IKYABWAI to get the full KC flava.

:paul: :paul: :paul:

What's even funnier is that it WORKS- your post proves it, shit-for-brains.

:bode:

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:53 pm

Surprise! Another Roy Williams horse collar tackle! He is easily the most overrated safety in football.

And Hamlin will see a nice deduction in his paycheck after this week with his helmet to helmet hit..

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:05 am

The Cowboys OC fucked that game up so badly, you'd have thought he was on the take.

How the fuck does Marion Barber get 8 touches in a game they trailed 10-6 in the 4th?
Romo completes 33% and TO short arms every pass thrown his was and they don't get the ball to their best back?

On a separate note - jimphilly just set a new record for pussitiude for a crotchwashing a fucking sig bet.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:23 am

KC Scott wrote:?
On a separate note - jimphilly just set a new record for pussitiude for a crotchwashing a fucking sig bet.

... actually that distinction belongs to most of the KC contingent who have rejected at least 1-2 sig/av bets this year. I know it's been a rough year for that group so your attempt at deflection is noted but it failed- miserably.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:33 am

jiminphilly wrote:
KC Scott wrote:?
On a separate note - jimphilly just set a new record for pussitiude for a crotchwashing a fucking sig bet.
... actually that distinction belongs to most of the KC contingent who have rejected at least 1-2 sig/av bets this year. I know it's been a rough year for that group so your attempt at deflection is noted but it failed- miserably.

We did?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:42 am

jiminphilly wrote:
KC Scott wrote:?
On a separate note - jimphilly just set a new record for pussitiude for a crotchwashing a fucking sig bet.
... actually that distinction belongs to most of the KC contingent who have rejected at least 1-2 sig/av bets this year. I know it's been a rough year for that group so your attempt at deflection is noted but it failed- miserably.

Feel free to find any sig/av bet I didn't take.

I'm calling you out for being a sniveling cunt not to take the bet from HH.

And that pretty much wraps it up.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:41 pm

Man, that was brutal. I would have preferred an total ass whipping to that slow ass bataan death march of a game. I thought Phillips should have brought in Brad Johnson. Romo was way off before he hurt his hand. After he dropped the ball without being touched he should have been taken out. And I was thinking the same thing about Barber and Jones. There was 12 minutes left in the game, we were down by 4 points and they we're in a pass only mode with a QB who is way off of his game?

Didn't make sense to me.

Anyways...

Lay it on me, Marley!

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:14 pm

One more thing... Rack Westbrook. that was a heads up play to kneel at the 1. To pass up a sure TD for a guaranteed win is a move I can't ever remember seeing done before. Heads up play fo shizzy.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:29 pm

That play by Westbrook was tits.
Love me a brainiac playah.

And anything that sends some fantasy pubestache dork for the shower rod is way koolio.

POTY

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:51 pm

Props to the Eagles for showing up ready to play...

Their defense is still solid and the Cowboys didn't take that McNabb could still run.

Offensively the Cowboys forgot to keep running the ball and got pass happy.

Hopefully the Cowboys will use this as a wake up call and get their act together before the playoffs.