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RevLimiter wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Their shitty coach is winning more games than your shitty coach- that's pretty FUCKING clear.
Actually as much as I dislike Herm I'd STILL rather have him as my head coach than Norvelous. Herm's teams making the playoffs in 4 of his 6 years as head coach out front should've told you.

Wrong person to make this arguement too.. I'm an Iggles fan, remember? Anything short of the Super Bowl is a failure as far as I'm concerned and making the playoffs and shitting the bed soon after only fucks over your team for one more season. But you're a myopic, homer Chief fan so I wouldn't expect you to understand
Paul do you wear hearing aids? I know you capitalize words for dramatic effect but your efforts really just make me wonder if you're double chin has covered up your ear canals.


I capitalize words for dramatic effect because some of you dipshits fail to understand things sometimes. You're a perfect example- thanks for playing.


Paul you are the least misunderstood poster in these forums. Everyone GETS what you're all about- the word pinata comes to mind and so far I don't think I've see one person swing and miss.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:I capitalize words for dramatic effect
Thanks for CONFIRMING that that you’re a fucking DRAMA QUEEN, Paula.
And what exactly does that have to do with Phillip Rivers sucking?

Stay on topic, Goobs. You too, Jimbo.
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I believe we’ve covered Phillip Rivers. We are now discussing how much FAT Paul sucks.
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mvscal wrote:Who's crying? We're winning and you aren't.
Let's get one thing PERFECTLY straight- you ain't winning a FUCKING THING with Norvelous as your head coach.
We're going to win the AFC West for starters, tubby. Waddle along, you fat, stupid tard.
VERRAH big accomplishment there, mouth-breather. Didn't the Blots win the AFC West last year....and how far in the playoffs did they get?

That's what I thought. Kill yourself.
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Do your parents know you kids are on the internets?

I'm still waiting for...

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RevLimiter wrote:
mvscal wrote:
RevLimiter wrote: Let's get one thing PERFECTLY straight- you ain't winning a FUCKING THING with Norvelous as your head coach.
We're going to win the AFC West for starters, tubby. Waddle along, you fat, stupid tard.
VERRAH big accomplishment there, mouth-breather. Didn't the Blots win the AFC West last year....and how far in the playoffs did they get?

That's what I thought. Kill yourself.
Wait just a minute.. didn't you must make the argument that you prefer Herm over Norv b/c Herm has made it to the playoffs 4 out of the last 6 seasons? And now you're belittling the Chargers for the very same accomplishment.

Sorry Pauly, this isn't a buffet.. pick a dinner and stop changing your fucking mind ya douche.
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See You Next Wednesday wrote:I'm still waiting for...

"I know you are, but what am I."
Patience. I'm sure it's coming.
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jiminphilly wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
mvscal wrote: We're going to win the AFC West for starters, tubby. Waddle along, you fat, stupid tard.
VERRAH big accomplishment there, mouth-breather. Didn't the Blots win the AFC West last year....and how far in the playoffs did they get?

That's what I thought. Kill yourself.
Wait just a minute.. didn't you must make the argument that you prefer Herm over Norv b/c Herm has made it to the playoffs 4 out of the last 6 seasons? And now you're belittling the Chargers for the very same accomplishment.

Sorry Pauly, this isn't a buffet.. pick a dinner and stop changing your fucking mind ya douche.
OK Jimbo, FOCUS.....how many times has Norvelous gotten a team he has coached into the playoffs before this season?

I'll hang up and listen to your response.
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Kansas City hasn't won a playoff game since year one of the Clintoon administration.

You know, back when Jurassic Park was fresh.
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Believe the Heupel wrote:Chief Fan is trying to get over on playoff success?

Yeah, that glorious history of AFC championships that the Chiefs have...

How many post-merger Super Bowls the Chefs been to again?
This discussion has NOTHING to do with the Chiefs....it's about Norv Turner's inability to get almost ALL of his teams to the post-season.
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Well, he's going to get this year's team in.

What this thread is actually about is you taking it deep up the @zz again.

You start an in-progress game thread crowing about a division rival who is looking bad.
Rival team/player turns it right around and shoves it in your cake-crusted pighole.

And on top of that, while you were starting your very ill-conceived thread, your very own team was taking a major league butt-whippin' at the hands of the hated Broncos.

Not much is funnier than that.


What's followed that initial debacle is that you've been clowned by anyone who's entered the thread.

Don't you ever tire of watching the windmill slap your balls away?
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poptart wrote:Don't you ever tire of watching the windmill slap your balls away?
Why should he? It's about as close as he'll ever get to having sexual relations. It's not like Jabba the Paul can reach down and jerk off.
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