Redskins safety Taylor shot at his home

Th · Post by Th » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:47 pm

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d ... nfirm=true

Whatever happened to saving this shit for the OFFseason?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:40 pm

The latest by way of PFT.com

POSTED 3:22 p.m. EST, November 26, 2007

TAYLOR "CLINGING TO LIFE" by Michael David Smith

Jason La Canfora of the Washington Post reports that Sean Taylor's lawyer describes the Redskins safety as "clinging to life" after losing massive amounts of blood when he was shot early this morning.

Per the report, attorney Richard Sharpstein, speaking from Miami's Jackson Memorial Hospital, said Taylor is "nonresponsive and unconscious" and the doctors are "worried about a possible brain injury or death."

Sharpstein described Taylor's family and doctors as worrying that Taylor may have lost oxygen to the brain as a result of blood loss from being shot in the femoral artery in the thigh.

"They're waiting to see if he comes to," Sharpstein said. "Right now he's clinging to life and we're all praying he makes it."

Damn

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:01 pm

mvscal wrote:Good for him.

You're a fucking dickhead.

See You Next Wednesday · Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:30 pm

Fill me in, why is he a thug?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:52 pm

I gotta agree with mv here. Darwin was the master of marionettes in this thing. Taylor has a gift and he tried to fuck it up many times. Karma got to him.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:55 pm

Shawn who?

Am I supposed to know, or even care, who this person is?

An NFL player got shot. Seems he musta' pissed off the wrong people. Big shocker, that.

Oh, and he was a Miami Hurrigangstah? Now I'm even more shocked.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:58 pm

I guess Goodell has taken a more aggressive approach in regards to issuing punishment to the players.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:16 am

See You Next Wednesday wrote:Fill me in, why is he a thug?

Went to 'Da U'...it kind of comes with the territory.

All seriousness though...best wishes to him on making a full recovery.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:34 am

Did they check the "girlfriend" for GSR?

DamnTheCowboys · Post by **DamnTheCowboys** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:01 am

mvscal wrote:Spitting in Michael Pittman's face

who, incidently, is a lowlife wife beater. At least he picked the right face to spit in.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:11 am

http://cbs2chicago.com/national/Sean.Ta ... 96424.html

he didnt make it

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:59 pm

peter dragon wrote:he didnt make it

What a pussy.

- mvscal

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:41 pm

My condolences to his family...very sad news to start a day.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:46 pm

poptart wrote:
peter dragon wrote:he didnt make it
What a pussy.

- mvscal

Sad but true.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:56 pm

I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:03 pm

BSmack wrote:I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?

Really? You think Snyder is thinking this morning 'I'm so glad his salary is off the books now.' Come on...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:06 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?
Really? You think Snyder is thinking this morning 'I'm so glad his salary is off the books now.' Come on...

I don't know, or care what Snyder is thinking. It's about as relevant as cousin fucking is to my question.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:07 pm

BSmack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:I wonder what the cap implications are. Does this free up money for the Skins? Or does all that "dead" money accelerate against the cap?
Really? You think Snyder is thinking this morning 'I'm so glad his salary is off the books now.' Come on...
I don't know, or care what Snyder is thinking. It's about as relevant as cousin fucking is to my question.

Wow, that's a blast from the past...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:10 pm

Shoalzie wrote:Wow, that's a blast from the past...

Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:10 pm

To answer your question...I'm sure his base salary is off the books but I'm sure his signing bonus is pro-rated for the length of his contract.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:12 pm

BSmack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:Wow, that's a blast from the past...
Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?

Whatever floats your boat...I can give a crap what you say about me.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:32 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?
Whatever floats your boat...I can give a crap what you say about me.

Christ on a crutch Shoalz, it's not ALL about you.

If you believe in an afterlife, is Taylor going to heaven or hell?

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:28 pm

Sharpstein said Taylor's girlfriend told him the couple was awakened by loud noises, and Taylor grabbed a machete he keeps in the bedroom for protection.

All that money and he couldn't afford one shotgun/handgun? Was he keeping it real for his ancestors?

According to the ESPN article- someone broke through the bedroom door and opened fire right away- which means they were coming after him... not breaking into the house and got caught. Defintely seems like there is something more to it- probably mixed up with some bad shit..

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:37 pm

Maybe he forgot to return some library books.

Th · Post by Th » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:41 pm

BSmack wrote:"dead" money

POOR taste - HAD to be done.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:44 pm

BBMarley wrote: All that money and he couldn't afford one shotgun/handgun? Was he keeping it real for his ancestors?

When you commit a crime with a gun, generally the conditions of release bar you from having guns in the future.

But hey, at least he died doing what he loved... he was REPREZENTIN', YO!!!!!

Until this season, in which I'm giving Randy Shannon the benefit of the doubt, since he seems truly comitted to cleaning up Duh U, if I'm an NFL GM, I'm not touching any Miami players. Hell, even the great ones seem to have an unbelievably disproportionate number of legal problems/off field incidents.

Speaking of... how funny is it that the whole "gangsta/thug culture" at DuhU was started by a rich white kid from the suburbs?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:50 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Speaking of... how funny is it that the whole "gangsta/thug culture" at DuhU was started by a rich white kid from the suburbs?

Jimmy Johnson?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:50 pm

War Wagon wrote:Shawn who?

Am I supposed to know, or even care, who this person is?

Collegiate All-American

1st Round Draft Pick

Pro Bowler

I suppose you'd know if you followed NFL football.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:55 pm

BSmack wrote:Jimmy Johnson?

He didn't start it, he merely turned a blind eye while it happened under his watch.

And bringing Dennis Erickson in to clean it up is akin to bringing mvscal to a NAACP meeting. Hell, Erickson nutured a gangsta culture in Corvallis, home of Sheepfuckers and big belt buckles... a monumental task, which few could pull off.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:13 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
BBMarley wrote: All that money and he couldn't afford one shotgun/handgun? Was he keeping it real for his ancestors?

When you commit a crime with a gun, generally the conditions of release bar you from having guns in the future.

Legally, anyway. I doubt anyone will be breaking into Tank Johnson's house anytime soon and he's not allowed to have guns either..

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:21 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Shawn who?

Am I supposed to know, or even care, who this person is?

Collegiate All-American

1st Round Draft Pick

Pro Bowler

I suppose you'd know if you followed NFL football.

NFL football? In Kansas City? Who are you trying to kid?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:18 pm

Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:11 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:45 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....

Fuck off, ankle-biter.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:46 pm

You missed one...

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:46 pm

BBMarley wrote:You missed one...

I knew he always wanted to be a Cowboy.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:28 pm

KING OF PAGE 2

BSmack wrote:
Is it in poor taste to beat a dead horse in this thread?

the only mistake you made is in using the terms "taste" and "this thread" in the same sentence.....

"taste" left town yesterday...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:54 pm

RACK "thug life 4EVER!!!!!"

Even if "4ever" comes a little earlier than planned.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:09 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....
Fuck off, ankle-biter.

IKYABWAI.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:51 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Goobs tried to make a FUNNAY....
Fuck off, ankle-biter.
IKYABWAI.

That’s not IKYABWAI. I’m mocking you, you FAT fucking RETARD.

KFC Paul 3.0, bringing stupid to the interwebs since 1998.