*cough, cough*

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:20 pm

Woke up yesterday morning to the smell of smoke in my condo. Checked around... nothing on fire. Walked outside and it looked foggy, but smelled like fire. It's been like this for two days now. Huge fire in Gawjuh (13 homes have burned down

), and the wind is blowing it all in this direction. I can't breathe and I have a headache and it's getting on my nerves and disasters like this pretty much suck.

Thanks for listening.

From my camera phone:

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:31 pm

Trying to lure ppanther out of retirement?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:33 pm

hernia check?

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:44 pm

Fire's in Gawjuh. Smoke's here.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:54 pm

Jsc810 wrote:This is in Jacksonville??

All of your litigation must be on a pro bono basis. You seriously can't charge people to be a dumb fuck, can you?

patsy stone wrote:Huge fire in Gawjuh.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:13 pm

Gawjeh = Georgia? I'm sure shutyomouth's involved...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:15 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Gawjeh = Georgia? I'm sure shutyomouth's involved...

No flash! No flash!

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:18 pm

Patsy,

I like you, and I care...a lot. I'm concerned especially about your respiratory system, and not just the inside part.

Just trust me on this.

Here in San Antonio we endured months of a stinking mulch fire about the size of Mt. Rushmore. It burned from Christmas Eve through March. Hell, it's probably still smoldering. The smoke covered the entire region. Well anyway, the ladies here are resourceful and maybe you could take a hint from them. Almost instinctively, they would take their shirts and pull them up over their faces, the really creative ones would poke their cute little faces out. Some of them took to walking around on their knees, because as you know, you wanna stay below that nasty old smoke. It worked most excellently and sponsored a kind of solidarity and goodwill throughout the community. You should give this a try, and tell all your girlfriends to try it with you. Take pictures and send them to me and I'll let you know if you're doing right. Just looking out for ya.

PS
Take lots of pictures, the angles can be tricky and I don't want you to miss the full effect.

Love,
Fat Bones

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:34 pm

Whaaa. Cry me a river.

'Round these parts, we call that "The U&L in late summer."

RACK Fat Bones-btw.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:22 pm

that looks like southside blvd. or atlantic. perhaps beach. can you give me a clue? i cant look in your windows if i dont know where you live.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:49 pm

Nothing to worry about....at least it's not FOG.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:17 pm

bbqjones wrote: i cant look in your windows if i dont know where you live.

Rack the drunken Q!

Patsy, I was stuck at the Jacksonvile* airport for a couple of hours on Monday. I thought of your lovely breasts to help pass the time away, but even that didn't help much.

* yes, that was on purpose

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:33 pm

bbqjones wrote:that looks like southside blvd.

;)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:42 pm

You guys thinking about patsy's lovely breasts?

I'll think about patsy's lovely breasts.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:59 am

Cuda wrote:Trying to lure ppanther out of retirement?

Rack Big Barracuda....

Nice ole skool reset's placed perfectly are always fresh.