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Bea-u-ti-ful. Best read in weeks.

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How do you know he wasn't a lying mvscal just saying that to get you off his ass?

Also, what happened after you told the manager? What did he do? Nothing wrong with ratting the mvscal out. That's fucking stealing no matter what.
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I found the store manager and told him that bum snuck in through the exits.
and?

Car wreck muthafucker, we want carnage.

Fuck your homeless diatribe. Did the manager oust the bum or not? Did your son cry when the nice dirty hungry man he waved hello at was thrown out on his ass?

And can the food still really be considered fresh after all that?


BTW. Board still void of humor.
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Dude, sorry. I fell asleep before I hit the preaching paragraphs.

Was there a moral to the story or was the peak moment gorging on fake ice cream and reporting stolen food by dirty homeless people?
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You did a good thing. I saw a mvscal come into Taco Bell one time and was complaining he didn't have any money. The guy in front of him was a regular like myself. This regular told him he would buy him a small drink and food item but only once. I wasn't any more than $2 and the schvoogie left happy.

Over time I saw a few more of them wandering by hoping for more generosity, but no one caved in and they left the parking lot.

There's enough rescue missions out there that feed them so don't feel bad if they don't get over on a commercial establishment.

Fuck them and RACK you!
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You're a regular at Taco Bell? I've seen some people slip up and spill some embarrassing things (Igaze Cackos, IndyCockSucker, NJBingoWings, etc) but this is right up there.

I'd say the homeless fuck looking for a handout has more self respect in this story. At least he didn't PAY for Taco Bell.
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Headhunter wrote:You're a regular at Taco Bell?

I was going to question this as well.. then I remembered that's where my boyz ('sup Zyclone?) and I used to hang out during my high school years. We're talking the days when Jim McMahon was pimping their product... judging by AP's buddha, I am sure we're talking more recent history though.
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ZZ's a regular there and always makes sure to get the guy at the third register from the left, 'cause he always gets a nice smile and a little extra sour cream on his tostada.
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actually I believe they ARE typing the actual word, but the word filter changes it.

Of course there's nothing you ever posted to make that happen. :meds:
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Yeah, methinks somebody needs to get over themselves.
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OCmike wrote:Yeah, methinks somebody needs to get over themselves.

Yup, they do.

Bushice thinking he's in any position to judge what is humorous or not is quite laughable in its own right.
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Mister Bushice wrote:actually I believe they ARE typing the actual word, but the word filter changes it.
Really?

mvscal

Bwaha! Rack the word filter.
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Atomic Punk wrote:I saw a mvscal come into Taco Bell one time and was complaining he didn't have any money. The guy in front of him was a regular like myself.

Bwwaaahhhh! :P
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tou fukking told on him? and then you brag about it on this board? not to mention you just showed your living jizwad that being a snitch is a-okay. have fun getting your kid dentures before he is 15 yrs old because daddy showed him how to be a tattletale.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Dude, sorry. I fell asleep....
Sin,

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Headhunter wrote:You're a regular at Taco Bell?
I guess your day was ruined with that newsflash. I used to go there 4 times a week and get the 1/2 lb beef & potato burrrrrrrito w/o sour cream, and a a taco for lunch. It was quick, cheap, and fast eats as it's next to where I work. Why is it such a problem for many here? Not calling YOU out HH, but I am sure many here are fat fucking pieces of shit and equate fast food with the consumers as being lard asses.... which most are. Me? I have witnesses as I'm back to college freshman weight but in better shape than I was.

I see a shit troll entered this thread also. Not surprising as pussies with no game whatsoever display their low-level Maslow need that has and never will be fulfilled. Shit troll on bitch. Once I put D-bag in his proper spot, I'm stealing his wallet and Greyhounding it to Quebec to kill the Queen Bee that shits out the shit trolls.

I just bought a cordless kit from Home Depot and will use a sawzall, hammer drill, circular saw, and also include a regular 2 lb mallet to destroy you shit trolls after I take over for D-bag... assuming he isn't fronting his game.
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not an everyday thing
Well, duh... who would get stoned every day??
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**slowly backs out of thread**
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R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: Why is it such a problem for many here?
Probably because I wouldn't even eat that shit when I was high. I guess it would just be a matter of preference because I would make whoever was driving to go to Jack in the Box.

Of course we are talking about when I was stoned, not an everyday thing.
You'd rather get a taco from a place named Jack in the box?
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R-Jack wrote: There, I said it. I fully expect to see some of you brain-dead half-wits to come at me with all your might defending the plight of the homeless. Please do. This board has been void of humor for a few days.
Plight of the homeless? I just wish they'd disappear, and on one hand I don't care how that happens, but on the other hand, I can't help but notice that it was when public mental health facilities began shutting down all over the place that homelessness became such an issue.

I don't see what it's got to do with 'choices'. A lot of those people are crazy. This is not to say I would be happy to see some skanky dude roll into the Fresh Choice while I'm eating, but I'm not apt to judge him.
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R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: Why is it such a problem for many here?
Probably because I wouldn't even eat that shit when I was high. I guess it would just be a matter of preference because I would make whoever was driving to go to Jack in the Box.

Of course we are talking about when I was stoned, not an everyday thing.
I just saw this. Well, what kind of smack are we going to throw out at each other now? You are welcome to be the fresh one you fucking stoner. hahaha

R-Jack: "Duuuuude, I was soooo wasted I had the sense to never go to Taco Bell. I have higher standards bro! I'm above all of that and can't believe you admitted to eating fast food. I spiked my hair and bleached it blond and am piloting a show on the Food Network about dives and places for non-Blue Hairs. Duuuuude... Taco Bell is "Taco Hell" IMHO. I just soooo smacked you with fast food smack and had to reply for no apparent reason."

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Nice to hear R-Jack. Nice to hear. However, your wife just pumped out a "never ending credit card bill" in the form of a newborn pre-approved version. Good luck paying that one off bro. Nothing against future tard wannabes either. Just make sure they never see this board amongst your porn bookmarks.

You remind me of the video "Are we not men? We are Devo." You go girl.

Much love too.
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