T1b barely has a pulse...

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:59 pm

The only way to fix this place is to have these boring twats talk more politics.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:01 pm

Dog wrote:So where does Jokey post?

Silence nerd, and prepare for a moon spanking!

Now lower your sweatpants.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:50 pm

Cripple Fight wrote:The only way to fix this place...

Well, you could start by offing your shit troll self. That would immediately improve the latent IQ level.

Barring that, why don't you show us the link where YOU posted anything other than lame ass ankle biting garbage?

We'll be waiting, putz.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:58 pm

War Wagon wrote: Barring that, why don't you show us the link where YOU posted anything other than lame ass ankle biting garbage?

PSSST!

It's a situational/character troll...

Kind of like if someone registered KCShitTroll™, and only posted "I know you are, but what am I?"

See how that works?

Dumbass.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:04 pm

Hey, I cracked the case! Dins = Cripple Fight

-Goober

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:08 pm

Can someone please explain "KC" to me?

I'm assuming it's not Kansas City....or Kitty Carlisle?

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:10 pm

shit trolls suck.

'sayin

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:12 pm

Dinsdale wrote: It's a situational/character troll...

And a very lame one, at that.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:18 pm

I'm not posting in this thread anymore.

*celebration ensues*

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:21 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote: I'm assuming it's not Kansas City

You assume incorrectly.

See, there is a disproportionate number of posters from the Kansas City area, and a nearly-unfathomably disproportionate number of those are complete fucking morons.

Their trademark "smack" --

Non KC Poster wrote:KCTard, you're a cock-swilling idiot.

KCTard wrote:No...YOU'RE a cock-swilling idiot. HA! BODE! I'm in your dome!

We generally attribute the epidemic to something in the water, or some as-yet unidentified form of airborne pollution...or something. Those who have recently displayed signs of Late-Stage-KC Tardom have actually been quarantined from this board.

IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI · Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:23 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Kind of like if someone registered KCShitTroll™, and only posted "I know you are, but what am I?"

Hey, I've got that covered buddy.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:25 pm

Awesome! Thanks for the clear and somewhat concise response.

(I KNEW it couldn't have been in reference to Kitty Carlisle, cause that bitch could BRING IT!)

Good to know.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:29 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Those who have recently displayed signs of Late-Stage-KC Tardom have actually been quarantined from this board.

And after this rather glorious event, it's custom practice for said KCTard to parade about other boards proclaiming they were banned because nobody could handle their epic, ferocious smack.

Of course, that would require you to "read" the IdiotBoards on an occasion, and that is where you might be a better man than I.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:30 pm

Oh, btw....where's the pic wytchery at?

I don't see it on my map? (then again, I spilled hot sauce on about 5/8 of it)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:37 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:that is where you might be a better man than I.

You might want to think about using plurals here.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:41 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:that is where you might be a better man than I.
You might want to think about using plurals here.

..........or adding a "wo" to it?

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:45 pm

Whoa-Man

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:54 pm

dot dot dot ryan wrote:Whoa-Man

Please don't post after me dots.

I'm cleaning out my closet.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:00 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hey, I cracked the case! Dins = Cripple Fight

-Goober

Hey, that reminds me. What ever happened to your "Franko" troll?

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:09 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:
Please don't post after me dots.

I'm cleaning out my closet.

was the "So I Married an Axe Murderer" reference too real for you?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:33 pm

dot dot dot ryan wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:
Please don't post after me dots.

I'm cleaning out my closet.
was the "So I Married an Axe Murderer" reference too real for you?

Is this the Jim Rome smack we've been told about?

PIMP IN THE BOX!
RACK!
OUT!
DRIVING DRUNK ATHLETES AROUND!

This could be fun.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:36 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Is this the Jim Rome smack we've been told about?

Who is Jim Rome? Does he post here?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:43 pm

dot dot dot ryan wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Is this the Jim Rome smack we've been told about?
Who is Jim Rome? Does he post here?

I'm gonna g'head and seperate myself from this now. Hahaha.

You two guys can have at this one.

Where are the other gals around this site?

YD · Post by YD » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:45 pm

you would pwn the women on this site

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:45 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:Where are the other gals around this site?

Just me and Patsy Stone.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:53 pm

timmay wrote:you would pwn the women on this site

Wrong.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:54 pm

timmay wrote:you would pwn the women on this site

I could always use more "girl"friends.

I'll roll out the cans of corn and salt blocks, and see what I can come up with.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:57 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote: Where are the other gals around this site?

ang doesn't post much, but when she does, you better have packed a lunch before you sit down to read it.

I think some moron once tried to smack her. That didn't work out too well. For the moron, that is.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:58 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:
timmay wrote:you would pwn the women on this site
I could always use more "girl"friends.

tell us about you.

Are you old enough that your uterus has fallen out?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:00 pm

timmay wrote:you would pwn the women on this site

The gauntlet has been thrown...

Let's see them tits.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:06 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: tell us about you.

Are you old enough that your uterus has fallen out?

Nahhh, not quite. I'm 34? I don't "feel " old?

Hey, who's boobs were those in the "shout box?

And no, no "gaunlet" has been thrown. That's just a MAN'S way of trying to get women to argue with eachother.

If I wanna do that, Ill call my mom.

YD · Post by YD » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:09 pm

Ang vs Angiee(CU) would be a better scrap than you all think.

they'd probably get 2 posts in and lezz out though

that may not be so bad either

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:10 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:If I wanna do that, Ill call my mom.

Uhm....she's a little busy at the moment.

YD · Post by YD » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:11 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:If I wanna do that, Ill call my mom.

Uhm....she's a little busy at the moment.

bwaahaa

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:13 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:If I wanna do that, Ill call my mom.

Uhm....she's a little busy at the moment.

Hahaha! Yeah, she's DOES do alot of charity work.

Nice.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:17 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote: Hahaha! Yeah, she's DOES do alot of charity work.

You do realize that you just made Ken's shit list, right?

Good comeback, though.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:20 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: tell us about you.

Are you old enough that your uterus has fallen out?
Nahhh, not quite. I'm 34? I don't "feel " old?

Hey, who's boobs were those in the "shout box?

HA! I'm 32. My chest isn't large enough to write shout box on them so they weren't mine. You?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:23 pm

War Wagon wrote: You do realize that you just made Ken's shit list, right?

Much like his Body Mass Index, I'm sure he's "over it".

YD · Post by YD » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:35 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: tell us about you.

Are you old enough that your uterus has fallen out?
Nahhh, not quite. I'm 34? I don't "feel " old?

Hey, who's boobs were those in the "shout box?

HA! I'm 32. My chest isn't large enough to write shout box on them so they weren't mine. You?

she could write the declaration of independence

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:46 pm

I've seen them, and I'm guessing at a minumum, Double D.