T1b barely has a pulse...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:50 pm

Dog wrote:We exist purely to give the rejects a place to play.

I think .net already has that under control.

YD · Post by YD » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:52 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Dog wrote:We exist purely to give the rejects a place to play.
I think .net already has that under control.

yup

SN is more of a filtering system. we get em all first. they funnel through or clog up the place

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:52 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Dog wrote:We exist purely to give the rejects a place to play.
I think .net already has that under control.

yeah...that place is very active...

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:53 pm

that leehotti site has some funny stuff, tho the pepto bismol color scheme is hurting my eyes, as are all the pics of dudes with fake bakes and dippity do.

I see PSU's point - why are those guys wasting time over there when they could be wasting it over here - except that one of those guys is indyclown. Didn't you folks ban him?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:53 pm

Dog wrote:Most active thread of the day ... uhh....

I mean, Fuck you Rumps. Some of these guys here were the impetus of the site you post on daily. Show some freaking respect. We're not trying to start a fucking site war with them, nor they with us. The odds aren't that great. Even 20 Hulk Hogans could get their asses kicked by our large Army of Ubertards. That's why they leave us alone....and you should do the same.

Tisk, tisk, tisk.

Rack you, Dog.

Not starting a board war. Believe me, I know what these iconic figures among me are capble of and I would enjoy posting here more often than I do, but all I see here lately when I do come over is a little sign hanging on the front door that says "Gone Fishin'." WTF?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:54 pm

Please don't TROTS this thread. Please let it continue. This could be awesomely fun. Ten times more fun than the group that dialed in after seeing the sticker 80's Man put on the Radio Shack bathroom stall.

YD · Post by YD » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:56 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:"Gone Fishin'.

unrack giving away secret location of jordanian titanium-knee 40 yard dash champion

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:57 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Please don't TROTS this thread. Please let it continue. This could be awesomely fun. Ten times more fun than the group that dialed in after seeing the sticker 80's Man put on the Radio Shack bathroom stall.

You really want to have fun? Ask him to post his family portrait. Or get him to talk about his troubles with the neighbor. You'll have trolls from days gone by back here tearing him a new one. I'm talking pages and pages.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:04 pm

Dog wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Please don't TROTS this thread. Please let it continue. This could be awesomely fun. Ten times more fun than the group that dialed in after seeing the sticker 80's Man put on the Radio Shack bathroom stall.
You really want to have fun? Ask him to post his family portrait. Or get him to talk about his troubles with the neighbor. You'll have trolls from days gone by back here tearing him a new one. I'm talking pages and pages.

I have no clue what you're talking about, and I bet after you explain it it'll be hilarious.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:05 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: I have no clue what you're talking about, and I bet after you explain it it'll be hilarious.

Oh, it's pretty righteous. Rumps, you should ask these guys for some advice on the subject. I would love to see their input.

YD · Post by YD » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:08 pm

or tell em about the jizz pool

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:09 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dog wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Please don't TROTS this thread. Please let it continue. This could be awesomely fun. Ten times more fun than the group that dialed in after seeing the sticker 80's Man put on the Radio Shack bathroom stall.
You really want to have fun? Ask him to post his family portrait. Or get him to talk about his troubles with the neighbor. You'll have trolls from days gone by back here tearing him a new one. I'm talking pages and pages.
I have no clue what you're talking about, and I bet after you explain it it'll be hilarious.

I would love to link you the story, but it was posted in a private forum that not everybody can access. It would be a violation of my fiduciary duty if I were to let you see it. You'll have to ask Rumps himself, because I have to follow rules and set examples.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:13 pm

timmay wrote:or tell em about the jizz pool

Did I miss that one

Nonetheless, if you let him post here, he'll give you plenty of ammo.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:15 pm

Dog wrote:I would love to link you the story

Awesome.

it was posted in a private forum that not everybody can access.

Let me guess. A bunch of you got together, put on some antlers and tore kevnic a new one.

YD · Post by YD » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:15 pm

he porked his BFOL in his inlaws pool while they were swimming at the other end and watched his jizz float around. epic.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:16 pm

Dog wrote: It would be a violation of my fiduciary duty if I were to let you see it. You'll have to ask Rumps himself, because I have to follow rules and set examples.

Glad to see you exercising jurors prudence Dog.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:32 pm

Stepped out. Looks like I missed a couple of interesting items brought up about my life. I will ponder for a little bit whether I want to give you fellas the bait or not about my neighbor. It would be entertaining to say the least, but I will have to consult with my troll team in order to make a decision.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:48 pm

Stop pondering whether you'll send it or not and just fucking send it. C'mon. Make us laugh. Share with us and we'll share with you. Have some of the Cinder, you'll love it.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:51 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Stop pondering whether you'll send it or not and just fucking send it. C'mon. Make us laugh. Share with us and we'll share with you. Have some of the Cinder, you'll love it.

Why must I give in so quickly? Ok...ok...here goes. I'm just posting the story. Have fun...

Posted on Feb. 18, 2007:
Ok....How should I begin this one?

My neighbor, my brother, and I met up at Hooters this afternoon to have some beerahs and watch the race. Well, my neighbor and brother are a lot alike. They both work in the blue collar industry and they are just a couple of good ol' boys who like to have fun and talk sh*t.

So we're there at Hooters watching the race and throwin' back some brews and my neighbor decides to ask us for some advice about his marriage and his OL not givin' the poontang up. Well, we talk about it for a little bit and I seriously thought the topic had kind of run its course, so what did I do? I brought up yacht rock and mentioned Michael McDonald. My neighbor says that he liked Michael McDonald and my brother jokingly said, "Well, there is your problem right there. Your woman ain't givin' it up to you because you like Michael McDonald. It's probably that or you are no good in bed, so she is getting her action from somewhere else." My neigbor kind of took it the wrong way and the 2 started to have words. Not a really big deal, but they started raggin' each other more and more as the day went on. Well, after a few more pitchers and a little more raggin' on each other, the conversation between my brother and my neighbor turned into a verbal confrontation. sh*t got real heated. I do what I always do and tried to get my brother out of there which I did and I walked him to his truck while my neighbor just stayed at the table. Well, my brother forgot to get his to go order from the bar, so he walked back in to pick it up. I walked over to the table to try and calm my neighbor down and he says, "f*ck you, Dave! You and your brother are pieces of sh*t! f*ck you, I'm leaving!" Like this sh*t was my fault. I had nothing to do with this whole thing.

My brother gives me a ride home and while we were headed to my house, my neighbor calls me. I answer the phone and these are the exact words that come out of his mouth, "f*ck you, Dave! Next time I see you, I am going to kill you then I'm gonna kill your wife, I'm gonna kill your brother and kill his pregnant wife and I'm gonna kill your dog! What kind of friend are you to let your brother rag on me for 2 hours. If I ever see you again outside, I'm gonna come over and put a bullit in your head. You better stay in your house or you are dead. f*ck you!!!"

So, I stupidly call 911 first cus' I don't know what to do. Dude owns guns and he had officially gone off the deep end by threatening me and my family. Well, I didn't think he was going to go over my house until I got there. Well, he did. He goes over my house and my wife answers the door. He told her, "When I see your husband, I'm gonna kill him and then I'm gonna kill you and kill your dog. Then, I'm gonna blow up your house!" My wife said dude fuggin' drove through his own flower bed and tore up his entire lawn with his jacked up F250. Yard looks like a f*ckin' construction site. He went in the house and got something according to his wife and then he took off. I don't know where he went.

Anyways, this is akward. I pressed charges. They are going to book him with a terroristic threat which could lead up to 1 year in jail and a $5000 fine. We also pressed charges for criminal tresspassing for making threats on our property.

I got the Glock loaded and ready to go and teh wifey has her gun loaded and ready. The police said they would have arrested him right then and there if he was home but they could not. So, we're just gonna have to take our chances when he does get home. The cop said it could take a day or 2 to arrest him because the DA has to accept the charges and the warrant needs to be issued. WTF is that?!?! Dude can come and kill me in my sleep for all I know. Anyways, we'll be waiting. If he steps one foot on my lawn, he is getting a warning shot fired in his direction. Its weird. Dude was a good friend of mine about 4 hours ago. I mean, after everything is said and done, he is still going to be living across the street from me.

Posted Feb 19th, 2007

Serves me right for not taking matters into my own hands.

f*cker lied to the cops when they went to pick him up for the warrant. Dude said he never said anything to my wife that was threatening. He denied everything and his wife fuggin' lied with him. She was standing on the sidewalk (according to my wife) and could hear everything he was saying to my wife. The cop said she claims that she didn't hear anything. Fuggin' c*nt bitch. One minute, she is in our house consoling and apologizing to Danyale for everything her ass-hole husband said to Danyale and then the next day they both commit perjury by falsifying their statements and said nothing like that ever happened. This is such bullsh*t. Dude makes terroristic threats to my wife last night and he is sitting in his house right now playing video games. What the f*ck kind of world do we live in where all you have to do is lie and you get off scott free?

Well, it won't be long before one of his $1000 tires on his big redneck truck has a big fuggin' gash in it.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:53 pm

Oh God, here we go...

*grabs popcorn*

YD · Post by YD » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:55 pm

michael mcdonald's fault

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:56 pm

Now can we post our replies???

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:58 pm

Dog wrote:Now can we post our replies???

Have at it.

YD · Post by YD » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:58 pm

SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!

wrong thread srry

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:59 pm

One reply

Rumps, it sucks being a p*ssy, doesn't it? That kinda thing doesn't happen to me or Buckeye Bill because that f*cker would know that he and his home would be a smoking f*cking hole in the ground.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:00 pm

Another reply

Damn, what the f*ck are you? A jilted high school chearleader? Gashing tires? What's next, you gonna soap his windows? Maybe some TP in his trees? Why don't you just put a flaming bag of sh*t on his doorstep and ring his doorbell. Sorry, dude. Weren't you calling me a Napoleanic, rice dick? Well, you don't see me posting up these ridiculous whimpering belaboured stories of having my ass owned and intimidated by a hillbilly drinking buddy and fearing for my family's well being.

Ryan get a couple of your boys, go over to there and help this f*cking whimpering douchbag out of this mess so this ridiculous story doesn't develope another chapter.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:01 pm

I can see it now....

*indexfinger touches index finger...thumb touches thumb*

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:01 pm

Loved the "Dude, you are hardcore" line in this one. Bwahaha

Ok, so he threatens your life, your wife, and your family and you are going to alienate him from the neighbors?

Dude, you are hardcore.

Look, I have a wife, kids, house, etc just like you, but someone, drunk or not, threatens my family, they're catching one hell of a beat down. And if the law gets involved, I'll just say he threatened my life and by the time the cops got there, he'd have a deadly weapon planted on him.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:04 pm

You left out a few threads about how you ACTUALLY handled the situation.

You know, the thread where you weren't gonna let him play in any reindeer games? The one where you just planned on alienating him to death? The ones where you show us your true manliness?

YD · Post by YD » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:04 pm

I woulda stuck with the jizz pool , but whatever

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:07 pm

timmay wrote:I woulda stuck with the jizz pool , but whatever

The life preserver you gave me for christmas was nice.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:08 pm

timmay wrote:I woulda stuck with the jizz pool , but whatever

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Just spit girl scout cookie on my monitor.

Those new cafe cookies are good.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:08 pm

Dog wrote:You left out a few threads about how you ACTUALLY handled the situation.

You know, the thread where you weren't gonna let him play in any reindeer games? The one where you just planned on alienating him to death? The ones where you show us your true manliness?

Let them run ther own smack. I can respond to it later.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:30 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Danyale

Nope, that isnt a Yokel ass brother banging hick fucking name.

Not at all.

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:30 am

What the crap kind of a redneck with a 5th grade education names their kid Danyale?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:33 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Stop pondering whether you'll send it or not and just fucking send it. C'mon. Make us laugh. Share with us and we'll share with you. Have some of the Cinder, you'll love it.
Why must I give in so quickly? Ok...ok...here goes. I'm just posting the story. Have fun...

And you expect anyone to believe that your neighbor asked for advice on how to get laid from a dude whose wife is so fucking fat that it's a two day hike just to get to her pussy?

YD · Post by YD » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:35 am

remember this a houston poster. no grey.

real good or real bad

srry prime

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:54 am

helmet wrote:What the crap kind of a redneck with a 5th grade education names their kid Danyale?

the all too numerous kind...

YD · Post by YD » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:56 am

PSUFAN wrote:
helmet wrote:What the crap kind of a redneck with a 5th grade education names their kid Danyale?
the all too numerous kind...

better late than never

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:02 am

BTW - the day that I register at leehotti.com has not yet come to pass, nor will it. I post here, at the PSU scout site, Slashdot, .net, and I have a handful of posts at .nut.

The leehotti pics are downright fucking demented. Of what fucking use is a message board there?