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Mister Bushice
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I don't think begging will work.
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You thought you were fucking a guy?

Nice work.


I'm guessing you had another kid?
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Congrats.

Now save your money.
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R-Jack wrote:It's a girl.

Fuck me.
I'm never having kids because I'm scared I'll have a girl. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With a boy, you only have to worry about 1 penis. With a girl, you worry about EVERY penis!
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
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R-Jack wrote:
88 wrote:Either R-Jack's old lady just dropped a daughter,
Due in May

I wonder how much weddings will cost in about 25 years. College on top of that too. Good luck!!
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I'm sure she'll be cute, though. ;)
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Post by Mike Backer »

Instead of having to worry about only one dick in town, now you'll have to worry about EVERY dick in town.

Good luck to ya.
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you'll have to worry about EVERY dick in town.
In.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
you'll have to worry about EVERY dick in town.
In.

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i wouldn't worry about those dicks, they're busy fucking each other.
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Headhunter wrote:With a boy, you only have to worry about 1 penis. With a girl, you worry about EVERY penis!
That's not always the case

-sin,

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Headhunter wrote:With a boy, you only have to worry about 1 penis. With a girl, you worry about EVERY penis!

I suggest you start a gun collection.
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Post by XXXL »

This is a good thing...
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R-Jack wrote:It's a girl.

Fuck me.
Congrats. Get ready to be a doting father.

You'll never love anyone as much as you'll love your daughter.

Take care.
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War Wagon wrote: Congrats. Get ready to be a doting father.

You'll never love anyone as much as you'll love your daughter except from the age of about 12-? (hopefully about 17-18).

Take care.
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Post by Jack »

Enjoy your baby daughter!!

Be a good dad!!

Encourage your daughter whenever possible. At least once a day. A simple thank you or a "great job" can do wonders for your her.

Teach her constantly.. about everything. Encourage her to be smart!

Take advantage of all the time you have with her, especially before the age of 5.. when she starts to get more influenced by the outside world.

Limit TV! Don't let TV and all of the commercial mind warpers take your place in developing your daughter's personality and decision making abilities!!

Love the Hell out of her and when it gets difficult (and it will) Love her even more!!

Peace Brother, and Congratulations!!
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