Britney Spears exposes her "trouser flounder" (!!)

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Britney Spears exposes her "trouser flounder" (!!)

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BWAAAAHAAHAA!!!

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi.html

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Of all people, Paris Hilton, trying to provide cover for her???

Our society RULES!!
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She went from "underage cute" straight to "packing a pink Michelin Man under the skirt" in the span of 5 years.
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I wonder if she's a squirter?
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Sure...if you're counting STD juice.
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I think I found Britney a date (or a female friend of mine did, anyway) --

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GZGYA8H&mp=1&hm=1


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I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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It looks like the classic scene of the rich society mom benignly giving her wayward babysitter a lift back to the trailer park after coming home and catching her in flagrante and passed out on the living room floor...with the entire starting line up of the local junior college basketball team.
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R-Jack wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:She went from "underage cute" straight to "packing a pink Michelin Man under the skirt" in the span of 5 years.
And this whole lot here would still line up to cozy up to that sardine pocket.
Duh..!!

Nothing like something to hang onto and slap her ass a few times while poking it....
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id hit it but first i need to put on my shop apron u better have jack stands handy 2 4 those flappers
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I'm pretty sure that picture just gave my computer an STD.
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Dinsdale wrote:I wonder if she's a squirter?
Outs you as a confirmed porn surfer.
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That looks like an old lady's meat curtain!!
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PrimeX wrote:I'm pretty sure that picture just gave my computer an STD.
Hmmm.

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Derron wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I wonder if she's a squirter?
Outs you as a confirmed porn surfer.
You say that as if it's a bad thing.

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Money shot it is :)
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She'll wipe the rest later.
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Hmmm...


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Weird. My cats just came in the room, tails up high, sniffing at the air something fierce...
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I'm starting to think that for these obviously staged cunt viewings, they oughta grow a little fur back. the shaved look is good in a normal setting, but all ganglified up and seeping STD juice, a celeb twat needs a little blanket, maybe?
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van did these pics make ya wanna take yer wife to chipotle?
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Van wrote:Weird. My cats just came in the room, tails up high, sniffing at the air something fierce...
So did my dogs. First they sniffed the computer screen, then each other, then the screen again.

Seriously.

And they're female labs. I'm not sure what it means, but I'm pretty sure it can't be good for all the mags' "sexiest woman" of 2004 or whenever it was. But then again I'm a sicko, according to half the dweebs here, because I'd rather nail Paris. In a heartbeat. Besides, my dogs didn't catch a whif of her snatch when it was posted a while back.
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You dumbfucks insult this bitch for being a slut with STD's, but yet what are you fucking pussies doing?

I wish this dumb cunt would go away, but you pathetic pieces of shit keep her ass around, because you click and watch news stories on this cunt.

Go surf porn. Fuck her snatch and stop spreading this brainless garbage all over the fucking net insulting her as if she has STD's and you are her professional gynecologist.

You pieces of shit dont know a damn thing about the bitch and why do you fucking care? You are randomly insulting her on a message board she will never fucking see about how she sleeps around. WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT SHE DOES ENOUGH TO INSULT THIS MINISCULE SPEC OF PIECE OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE?

Oh, the mere reason this board exists. A bunch of basement fags to pussy enough to insult others to their faces so you write notes on an electronic forum windshield. I get it.
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Gunslinger wrote:I get it.
Good. There are pizzas to be delivered. Get to work.
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she needs to get that rash fixed
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FATALFART wrote:she needs to get that rash fixed

Razor rash is teh suk. :lol:
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Gunslinger wrote: what are you fucking pussies doing?

you pathetic pieces of shit

Go surf porn.

Fuck her snatch

spreading this brainless garbage all over the fucking net insulting her

you are her professional gynecologist.

You pieces of shit dont know a damn thing about the bitch

You are randomly insulting her on a message board she will never fucking see about how she sleeps around.

WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT SHE DOES ENOUGH TO INSULT THIS MINISCULE SPEC OF PIECE OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE?

A bunch of basement fags to pussy enough to insult others to their faces so you write notes on an electronic forum windshield. I get it.
Melt and rant much Cumslinger ??

Everyone take a moment here and imagine Cumslinger just fuming over his jerk fantasy's beaver being posted all over the net. He sits down at the computer, starts scrolling down, see's Brits dripping clam and grabs his miniscule penis and pounds it to a bloody pulp.

After he spooges all over his hand and keyboard, he realizes how fucking pissed he is at these "basement fags" and decides he will light them up for insulting his cyber girlfriend.

He orders all on this board to " stop posting this brainless garbage", and then goes to the STD / cunt doctor blast.

Who cares ?? Well none of us on here care enought to melt and rant like you did over a simple skanks snatch shot, that is likely posted on 1000 different sites by now. Cumslinger cares enough about his cyber bitch being called out for being a whore, (she is), trampy ( duh!), having a unpresentable clam in public, and melting because the photog that got those picks and sold them is probably picking up his new Benz this morning.

Now for insulting each other on a flame board...since the posters are spread all over at least 3 different countries, it is not very llikely that any one would walk across the street to "insult" the other person. We insult each other because it is not a really "nice" board, and because we can. There are several posters I would be glad to have a beer with, and many I would not cross the street to spit chew in front of them.

Pick your city, make a big fucking sign that says " CUMSLINGER at T1B says you all can fuck off" stand on a big overpass holding it and see if you get an response other than about every other car flipping you the bird.

Nice melt and rant on your fantasy jerk bitch getting slammed ( like in porn..ya know ??) and then some idiot like you defending her honor.

Fucking idiot troll.
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Jerkovich wrote:
FATALFART wrote:she needs to get that rash fixed

Razor rash is teh suk. :lol:
You shave your pussy? Reindeer be getting moist.
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Gunslinger wrote:I wish this dumb cunt would go away.

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Derron wrote:Melt and rant much Cumslinger.
Are you... new here? It's... what he does.
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mvscal wrote:Bust a cap in that braindead dipshit once and for all.
Better make it twice.
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Derron wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I wonder if she's a squirter?
Outs you as a confirmed porn surfer.
Actually, that was in reference to a post a made a while back on some board or another. And thinking about it, I only wish it was in reference to a porn movie...I only wish.


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Smackie Chan wrote:
mvscal wrote:Bust a cap in that braindead dipshit once and for all.
Better make it twice.
Went right over everybody's head

RACK! it anyway.
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mvscal wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Derron wrote:Melt and rant much Cumslinger.
Are you... new here? It's... what he does.
Then he should be doing it someplace else. His retarded rambling lost whatever miniscule entertainment value it might have had years ago.

Bust a cap in that braindead dipshit once and for all.
How am I going to recover from you?

A lunatic fuck who has nut job beliefs over Saddam bombing Oklahoma City.
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Cuda wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
mvscal wrote:Bust a cap in that braindead dipshit once and for all.
Better make it twice.
Went right over everybody's head

RACK! it anyway.
Sponge Bob Square Pants would entertain your perfectly smooth cranium. It didnt go over anyone's head. It's fucking tired, like this board. Only a brainless moron would find something mentioned over 3,000 times still funny.

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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
mvscal wrote: Then he should be doing it someplace else. His retarded rambling lost whatever miniscule entertainment value it might have had years ago.

Bust a cap in that braindead dipshit once and for all.
How am I going to recover from you?

A lunatic fuck who has nut job beliefs over Saddam bombing Oklahoma City.
There really isn't any end to your pitiful confusion, is there?
I used to think you were a McAmerican. Carbon copy sheep used to make money off of. Then I saw your fucked up theory on Oklahoma City. Christ youre fucked in the head. Glad youre to pussy to preach this shit in public. Actually, I kinda wish you weren't. I'm sure someone would hear your theory and their head would turn into a black hole and take you with it. The meer attempt to understand what you fucking believe could create nuclear fusion insde a human skull.
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The closest Dumbslinger ever came to pussy is this thread.
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Rudolph wrote:The closest Dumbslinger ever came to pussy is this thread.
:mrgreen:

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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:Then I saw your fucked up theory on Oklahoma City.
No, you didn't. I understand, though. You're a moron.
You arent Socrates goat fucker. You can knock off the short replies that try to make you look pithy. The only thing these short posts show is that you are the closest person to take his stuttering to such a fucking extreme, to type a paragraph, would involve stuttering text.

I'm sure your original post before preview, has got to be a joke of spectacular proportions. I bet your dumbass stutters whole fucking sentences.

Guess its useful to have such a prominent stutter, while sucking black cock. Bet it earns you bigger bucks, so you can fist those $1's, head on over to Walmart and prepay your internet for 2 WHOLE months!!
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FATALFART wrote:she needs to get that rash fixed
That's not a rash.
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Cuda wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
mvscal wrote:Bust a cap in that braindead dipshit once and for all.
Better make it twice.
Went right over everybody's head

RACK! it anyway.
I looked all over the internet for a picture of a barracuda swinging from Jackie Chan's nutsack, but I couldn't find one, so just assume that I did, and that, after you posted ^^^^^ that, I posted that pic. Thanks.

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