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this chick I know wants boobs..

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and she is trying to get them from Bubba the Love Sponge.. She said she would post pics if she wins..

http://www.btls.com

Click on the VOTE NOW FOR WEEK 1 ENTRANTS

she is # 19

her name is trista and she works with my wife, is 25 and single :D
:D :D :D :D

she wants your vote!
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OMG I have so many arguments against boobs. But no one ever listens.
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patsy stone wrote:OMG I have so many arguments against boobs. But no one ever listens.
Yeah, well you never listen when we tell you to show us yours.

Turnabout is fair play.
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I'm talking about chicks that want them!
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patsy stone wrote:I'm talking about chicks that want them!

Lesbians?
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I could do without my boobs.

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No, he couldn't.

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common guys vote! LOL
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is this SFW?
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she is a SWF..
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peter dragon wrote:common guys vote! LOL
I did, just not for #19.
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I think most people are basing their votes on who is the ugliest. The top 3 vote getters are nasty ass bitches.

I did the opposite and chose #76.
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Voted against my better judgement for #19.

42 is leading by a wide margin at this time.
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I voted for your friend. #47 would have been my choice.
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You assholes are nuts. #2 was the right choice.

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If it's based on need, I'd go with #62.
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#12, #60, or #73. And 67.

Fake tits are gnarly, so might as well hang them on one of them fugly bitches.


Whatever boyfriends/husbands had the nerve to let them post pics looking like that...they aren't very nice.
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Numbers 33 and 35 mistakenly thought they were signing up for the free liposuction contest.
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Dinsdale wrote:Fake tits are gnarly, so might as well hang them on one of them fugly bitches.
I beg to differ. It all depends on the job.

In my career, I've nailed 3 bitches with fake titties. One had an amazing job. 800 CCs and 9 grand later, they were perfect. One was... ehhh, not bad. They looked deece in candlelight. I dated the first two for a while before being unceremoniously dumped. Whatever.... fucking whores.

The last one... Picked her up at last call and went to her place. I almost lost my lunch as she "unleashed" her tah-tahs. Horribly misshapen, one bigger than the other, and nasty scars on her nips. She was a one night stand. Scratch that. More like a 30 minute stand. I threw my clothes on after I finally finished and got the fuck out. I think I may have left a shoe behind. Not sure. I have tried erasing the whole experience from my memory banks.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I have tried erasing the whole experience from my memory banks.
Just use her first name for your passwords.
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This dude can't abide.

Then again, I enjoy the natural beauty of tits.

Big ones, small ones, medium ones, big saucer flat nips, tiny pointy nips, droopers, perkies, bannanas...

It's all good.

I just like tits.

Don't need to alter a good thing.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Just use her first name for your passwords.
You get their first names?

You have much to learn, young Magoo.

I don't have nearly the patience it takes to get far enough into the conversation enough for first names. Besides, then she'd want mine, then I'd have to lie.
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Huh?

That's what was referred to as a "joke," dins.
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To which I responded with a...joke.

See how that works?
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But yeah, actually, I do get a first name. Regardless of how drunk I am, the first thing I do is extend my hand and get a name. This makes them feel at ease. This is also key, because you can use their name in "conversation," which they love to hear.

Damn, dude. You're just getting a name, not a gold band.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This is also key, because you can use their name in "conversation," which they love to hear.
After I bed them, I use their names. Slut. Whore. Etc. And you're right. They do love hearing it.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn, dude. You're just getting a name, not a gold band.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Regardless of how drunk I am, the first thing I do is extend my hand and get a name.
Well me too. Duh.

But see, that's where we differ, I guess. Like I'm going to waste three precious brain cells remembering bitch's name? I don't really see where it's going to come in handy during "conversation," since the only "conversation" we'll hopefully be having is me yelling "YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THAT, YOU DIRTY FUCKING WHORE!!!!!....WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS" as I punch her in the back of the head, while weilding the porksword like King Fucking Arthur.


Because I'm smoooove like that.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn, dude. You're just getting a name, not a gold band.


That depends on whether she locks the jewelry box on her dresser. Yeah, I guess you're right, dude. My bad.
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Dinsdale wrote:You have much to learn, young Magoo.
If and when the day comes I start striking out with fat, ugly, mildly retarded skanks, perhaps I'll consult you. But until then, I'll continue to employ the if it ain't broke don't...you know the rest, rule.
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Last gal I was working my oh-so-smooove game on, uttered the two phrases that you just can't go wrong with --

"I'm single."

When a bitch tells you she's single, what she's really saying is "let's get married." But she's willing to settle for a good hard fuck.

Then, she goes with one of my all-time favorites --

"I'm not a Mormon...anymore."


Ohhhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhhhhhh.


Might have to see if I can't find her sometime this weekend. Cute, too.
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Dude, you REALLY do have much to learn:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:mildly retarded skanks

Newsflash -- they're women. They're ALL "mildly retarded," if not worse.
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One thing about getting old is you don't really give a fuck about pussy anymore.

They should televise more fishing shows if you ask me.

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I've got a few Mackerel features on home tape.

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I gotta RACK Dins on his effort in this thread. A couple of outright "LOLs" and one "Now Dat's What I'm Talkin' Bout!". Well done.

Courtesy RACK to Luther as well. Will I really be looking forward to ESPN OCHO expanding their line-up of fishing shows 30 years from now? Da Horrah.
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well you can vote every day so vote again

lol
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Dinsdale wrote:Newsflash -- they're women. They're ALL "mildly retarded," if not worse.
it's been fucking ages since the last time you posted something with substance, so i'll rack this.
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