how a cheerleader's eating disorder begins

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Hell, put me in the same room as Patsy Stone, and a six pack, and I'd have my tongue up her snatch in less than it would take for Van to turn down a lapdance past 9 o'clock.
You gonna dress up like a seat cushion? That's your best bet, considering the proximity of Geddy Lee. Dude is like Frigidity Potion #9.

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shit, man...what happened to that dude? Darwin linger over his demise much?
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Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'd have my tongue up her snatch in less than it would take for Van to turn down a lapdance past 9 o'clock.


RACK-btw.
Problem is, amidst his Lips laden blithery it wouldn't be a "snatch" nor would it be a "her".
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WTF? Did the barber get dragged away in chains or something?
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Is this Rock and Roll...or a Karen Carpenter look-alike contest?
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Answer: "What happens when Lyle Lovett has gay love with Ernest Goes To Band Camp."
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Couldn't tell ya, PSU. I don't debate the looks of men.
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patsy, are you :swooning: yet?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial, lying through his teeth after all he's said about Steve Vai's appearance, wrote:Couldn't tell ya, PSU. I don't debate the looks of men.
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Uhh, you were the one that defended the mullet brushback.
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oddly similar...high-pitched screaming in common, for sure...
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Hey, but that Robert Pollard dude is like TOTALLY cool looking, and really sounds British too!!
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If you can find a Pollard mullet pick, I'll give you a gold star, robot boy...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Uhh, you were the one that defended the mullet brushback.
Which was a comment about Vai's physical appearance made by YOU, and certainly neither the first nor last...
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Eh, bad counter. I like GBV too much.
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Van wrote:Missing Persons opened up for them and they were great

Patrick O'Hearn, Sunset High School reprezentin, yo! First, we give you fools the Run-and-Shoot, then we give you the brains behind Missing Persons.

Actually, Pat's brother Rob was the guy who engineered Dolly Partons comeback in the mid-80's. Both the O'Hearn brothers played for Zappa(with Steve Vai, I believe). Rob was my good buddy's sister's fiance. Good thing she left him for the plumber dork next door, who I believe she's still miserably married to, to this day.


Pursue it further and another thing you'll find
Not only are they deaf and dumb they could be going blind and no one notices
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Wtf??


White people in the 80s needed to be taken out and shot.
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Ocasek looks like he has that infamous McDonald's fried chicken head stuck in his throat.
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Pursue it further and another thing you'll find
Not only are they deaf and dumb they could be going blind and no one notices
I think I'll dye my hair blue
Okay, not all white people from the 80's needed to be shot...





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Dinsdale wrote:I think she looks like she has potential to be the dirtiest of whores.

Which apperently I'm not alone in that assertion, judging by how much in the way of gems some dude hung on her.


Jess....as you grow older and wiser, you'll realize that any really hot chick sporting that much jewelry is always willing to cheat on her husband. Probably not with you or anything, but she usually will have a wandering eye.
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Wait...that's not consistant with my "Sunset High rulezorz!" theme, is it?
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Rack Fu wrote:Jess' jacket still irks me to no end. Where did you get that crap?
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jtr wrote:Old Navy.

Let me guess...you didn't nail Morgan Fairchild, either.
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This is one of those cases where a phtograph is NOT deceiving. This ho is as hot as her photo w/jtr. Wow.

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Yep. This is the first time that I'm officially green with envy when regarding a jtr pic.
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Jess should have hit her with some ultra-smooove line like "hey baby, want me to show you how to make a cream-filled taco?"

I would have.

Don't get me wrong, I would have got slapped...and my buddies would have bought me beers all night for it.

Probably go over about as well as friday night, when I busted out "wow, you're really hot. You should do it with my friend's girlfriend here, and then tell us about it."

She was drunk enough(never met her before, she wasn't with us) that she actually thought I was kinda funny. Because I'm a fucking charmer like that.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hell, put me in the same room as Patsy Stone, and a six pack, and I'd have my tongue up her snatch in less than it would take for Van to turn down a lapdance past 9 o'clock.
Why you gotta always throw in the "six pack"? :?
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Only you retards can take a thread about a hot cheerleader and talk about Rush. Bunch of faggots.
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JCT wrote:Only you retards can take a thread about a hot cheerleader and talk about Rush. Bunch of faggots.
who you callin fag, scantron stooge?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:And Fu, trust me, you've got nothing on me. I could listen to Rubben Stoddard and still be infinitely cooler than you. The very fact I exist means I'm cooler than you.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Which is what separates me from the rest of you message board geeks. The second I get out of bed, I'm still more handsome and charming than the lot of you...to any woman.
I guess we'll have to take your word for it. After all, whenever I think of cool - you're the first person on this board that I think of... in a Anthony Michael Hall circa Sixteen Candles kind of way.

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^^^ Is that the one who just came out of the closet?


Not that anyone would have ever guessed :meds:
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patsy stone wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hell, put me in the same room as Patsy Stone, and a six pack, and I'd have my tongue up her snatch in less than it would take for Van to turn down a lapdance past 9 o'clock.
Why you gotta always throw in the "six pack"? :?
Ehh, I wasn't implying anything, or anything. Just threw it in there because it sounded good at the time.

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Mgo calls Rack Fu a dork.

Fu counters with, "Well, uhh, you're a BIGGER dork."

Way to think that angle up all by yourself, oh King of Creativity.
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Cuda wrote:^^^ Is that the one who just came out of the closet?
Nyah ... I think you're referring to Doogie ...

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Because I'm a fucking charmer like that.

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I wonder how many Beast Lights had to be consumed before the "creative juices" kicked in and Wolfman started pondering-up such Grade A material.

"sure"

Oh, I get it! That's sarcasm! The "sure" implies the exact opposite, actually, that he's really NOT a charmer!

Oh, you clever clever man you!
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patsy stone wrote:
e wrote:just have cnnsi.com post a pic of you in a thick-thighed, pasty belly roll pose

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unflattering

No, women have eating disorders because men like you think this is unflattering and makes her look fat.

I agree with patsy here. Thick thighed? belly roll? I'm not seeing it. In fact this chick could stand to gain about 40-50 pounds if it were up to me. Just to beef up the titties and waste, get some more meat/jello in that ass, even add a nice thick roll around her stomach. I'm game for that shit.
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That chick is hotter than all of your wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/gay lovers....

Anybody that would have a problem with her needs to get their nuts checked for some manhood.
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Hot? Yes.

Eminently do-able, by every living soul in here? Yes.

Unflattering pose/picture angle, making her body look worse than it normally ever would, which is all e said in the first place? Yes.

Guarantee you that as hot as that girl is there are a bazillion more flattering pics/camera angles of her available than that one...
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Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:In fact this chick could stand to gain about 40-50 pounds if it were up to me. Just to beef up the titties and waste.
more feces?

Are you salad tossers troll?
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If that chick doesn't want to be photographed in unflattering poses, she needs to be a ruunway model, not a dancer.

Just sayin'.
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