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Thread about dodgy voting machines: 9 pages
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Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.


House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
Sounds about right. At least if what I'm gleaning from CQ Politics is accurate.
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mvscal wrote:You're on crack.
You're on kool-aid.
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I could you tell you right now, but it'd spoil the fun.

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mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.


House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
Diebold in da house!

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Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:You're on cack.
:o
FTFY both
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Nishlord wrote:mvscal posts that sound that what GI Joe says when you pull the thread on his back: 984
Sounds a little low to me.

Edit: Except that GI Joe doesn't use words like "fuckwit", "douchebag", etc. I don't think the parents would be too keen on that.
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Cuda wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:You're on cack.
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FTFY both
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It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.
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TenTallBen wrote: choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.

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TenTallBen wrote:It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.
And not voting means you're fine with any old dick jammed up your asshole.
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Nishlord wrote: mvscal posts that sound that what GI Joe says when you pull the thread on his back: 984
He is like a GI Joe figurine.
You are correct about his puppetness. *check*
You are correct about his soullessness. *check*
You are correct about his ability to talk and inability to do anything. *check*
You are correct that upon first observation, he appears to be a true hardass, but after inspection he's a silly child's doll. *check*
You are correct that toys don't contribute to the economy. *check*

*bravo*

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BSmack wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.
And not voting means you're fine with any old dick jammed up your asshole.
Pretty much.
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mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.


House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
Damn, it hurts for me to do this, but I gotta agree with this.

Sorry to hear about your crack problem, counselor.
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House goes to the Dems with 235 seats.
Senate is a 50-49 with 1 independent for the Reps.

We will have a split representation for Idaho, the Rep that won the nomination for the 1st seat is an idiot that has been an ass at the statehouse for the past 10 years: Bill "Abortion causes breast cancer" Sali.
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http://www.electoral-vote.com/ says 51-49 Senate and 239-195 House (with one race projected too close to call). But I would say that's a little overly optimistic for the Democrats.
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We got a local Sheriff's race that is on the final stretch...
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XXXL wrote:We got a local Sheriff's race that is on the final stretch...
Fascinating.

Keep us updated.
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It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.
Not voting means that you are a dumbass who deserves having other people make their decisions for them.
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Heath Schuler going back to DC.
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War Wagon wrote:
It doesn't matter who wins because either way the American people are gonna get fucked. Voting today is basicly choosing what flavor of dick you want jammed in your asshole.
Not voting means that you are a dumbass who deserves having other people make their decisions for them.
Did you even read Brian's post, dipshit? Never said I didn't vote, just nobody worth voting for....
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mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.


House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
GOD DAMN!!! My NFL picks NOW!!

You are a fucking genius!

You called it! You called it!!

Now, can we have the evidence of Saddam bombing Oklahoma and your records of celebrity black cock that you have sucked? Someone told me Wesley Snipes was in your little black book, but I snickered and said: "His mouth is little, which is why he posts constantly on a message board his political beliefs, but after your correct prediction on another intelligent thread you have posted in, you are a big mouth cock taking bass.
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I am now convinced that Bungswiller has never physically beaten NoCal with his gristle dominated form. He is smooth, relaxed, and calm. Not on drugs or serious amounts of alcohol either.

Not a chance.
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Atomic Punk wrote:I am now convinced that Bungswiller has never physically beaten NoCal with his gristle dominated form. He is smooth, relaxed, and calm. Not on drugs or serious amounts of alcohol either.

Not a chance.
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ease up on dungy. he's running for board tard.

And doing quite well, too. He has my vote.
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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
mvscal wrote: You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
GOD DAMN!!! My NFL picks NOW!!

You are a fucking genius!

You called it! You called it!!
You do realise we're still Stealing votes? Of course you don't...you're a fucking idiot.
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mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.


House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
Looks like JSC (and most reputable political news outlets) nailed it.

MVS? Well, not so much.

I'm looking forward to his coming correct, but not expecting it.
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I was wrong about the 1st district, enough people voted for that fucktard Bill Sali to win. Enjoy watching him on CSPAN putting his foot in his mouth on a daily basis.
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mvscal wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
mvscal wrote: You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
GOD DAMN!!! My NFL picks NOW!!

You are a fucking genius!

You called it! You called it!!
You do realise they are still counting votes? Of course you don't...you're a fucking idiot.
By 5:15 a.m. Wednesday, Democrats had won 228 seats, enough for control, and were leading for another 4, which would give them 232. Republicans, who hold 229 seats in the current House, won 193 and were leading in another 10, which would give them 203.

Democrats had captured 27 Republican-controlled seats, and no Democratic incumbent had lost thus far. Races were too close to call in more than a dozen seats, making it impossible to determine exactly how large the Democratic margin would be.
Well you were right on one count, they are still counting votes to see just how many more seats the Democrats are taking from your girls.
Not that it matters much though, the Republicans have already lost. :lol:
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The end was inevitable.

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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This isn't who you're voting for, just your predictions.


House: Dems win majority with 220+ seats
Senate: Dems win majority with 51 seats
You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
Looks like JSC (and most reputable political news outlets) nailed it.

MVS? Well, not so much.

I'm looking forward to his coming correct, but not expecting it.
He's probably looking for a shower rod right about now.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote: You're on crack.

Dems pick up 12-15 seats in the House, 3 to 4 in the Senate.
Looks like JSC (and most reputable political news outlets) nailed it.

MVS? Well, not so much.

I'm looking forward to his coming correct, but not expecting it.
He's probably looking for a shower rod right about now.
Nah, he's mucking about in other threads hoping this one will go away.
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We've had DemocRat controlled congresses before and the world didn't come to an end.

Good Christ, we even had a DemocRat congress at the same time Jimmy Carter was president and the nation managed to survive- although just barely ("The Stock Market fell short of that magic 1000 mark again today...")

In fact, I'm giving strong consideration to becoming a DemocRat myself: I'm an Elitist Prick, I'm disloyal, and as long as they favor me, I'm totally in favor of double standards.
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Please, Cooter, you’re much too stupid to be a Democrat.
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Bullshit; they let you in.
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I’m not a Democrat. Thanks for illustrating my point.
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Why not? You're dumb enough
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I’ll try and dumb it down for you. You’re too dumb to be a Democrat. I’m too smart to belong to either of the two major parties.

P.S. Neener-neener.
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Any chance of this thread getting back on track?
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