Jeanne Zelasko, lesbian?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:55 pm

I vote yes. Simply because she doesn't seem nearly as annoying picturing her licking some hot chick's twat. In fact, I kinda like her in that context.

Thoughts?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:06 am

She was pregnant during one of the last two playoffs so someone had to have knocked her up. Either way, I dig her...not quite in Erin Andrews, Bonnie Bernstein or Colleen Dominguez's league but still one of the better looking women in the sports media.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:33 am

She annoys the ever loving fuck outta me.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:41 am

Umm...she's got the nose of a black dude. Pass.

And what was that fucking red Elvira outfit she was wearing the first night of the divisional playoffs?!?!?! I couldn't believe they put that shit on her.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:24 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:She annoys the ever loving fuck outta me.

says the dude with the hardon for rachel nichols.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:30 am

You prefer the shemale-esque butter-faced Zalasko over Rachel Nichols?

Good god, why am I not surprised.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:52 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Umm...she's got the nose of a black dude. Pass.

rack

agree with mgo. her hair extensions and proximity to kevin kennedy make her vile.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:00 pm

Shoalzie wrote:She was pregnant during one of the last two playoffs so someone had to have knocked her up. Either way, I dig her...not quite in Erin Andrews, Bonnie Bernstein or Colleen Dominguez's league but still one of the better looking women in the sports media.

Don't forget Rachel Nichols

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:28 pm

jtr wrote:Don't forget Rachel Nichols

Ewwww! A hot woman that looks like an actual woman?! That's gross!

-Screw_Michigan

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:07 am

nichols looks like your average two-bit whore/no talent assclown who spent three times as much on plastic surgery than an actual education or journalistic training. when i watch her reports, i can actually see the six bugs jumping around in her dome, and for the record, that's four more than in mgo's brain on a night of stimulating brain activity.

then again, we are all spoiled by erin andrews. we just live in her world, well, her and YAFJO's personal favorite "b. bernstein."

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:12 am

Intelligence?

Journalistic integrity?

We're not talking about whose hand you'd rather take in marriage, we're talking about whose hand you'd rather have stroking your cock, you flaming tool.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:50 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Intelligence?

Journalistic integrity?

We're not talking about whose hand you'd rather take in marriage, we're talking about whose hand you'd rather have stroking your cock, you flaming tool.

hand jobs should mean nothing to you, idiot.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:58 am

That line just worked, so I went with it.

Bad at reading in between the lines, much?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:08 am

no, idiot. get back to that elmers glue and have yourself some fun.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:06 am

While I have little doubt that Jeanne would be more adapt at fitting and wearing the strap-on in the would-be encounter between her and Rachel Nichols, after their multiple-cooings, my preference would be to continue one-on-one with Rachel.

But that's just me.

General Peters · Post by **General Peters** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:36 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You prefer the shemale-esque butter-faced Zalasko over Rachel Nichols?

Good god, why am I not surprised.

Rack. How come there aren't any pics of Nichols on the fukken web?

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:32 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Have you even seen your cock since you were four? :paul:

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:08 am

Imagining a guy sucking your dick makes you gay.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:16 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:No, but YOU have- tell me, how did it taste and were my nuts scratching your chin?

Geez...

You have all that time to think, revise, and edit, before you hit submit, and you STILL wind up smacking yourself better than your "opposition."

Sad. Just sad.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:43 am

Richard Simmons, after one too many trips through the buffet line, wrote:I may be gay, but you're gay too.

That's some pretty clever smack, right there. Who wrote it?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:44 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Sad. Just sad.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Sad, Just sad.

Some habits die hard, I suppose.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:57 am

Looks like Paulie's going for the cycle tonight.

On deck is "You're Melting."

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:58 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:You speak from experience, Duncedale?

Has there ever been a hook that your big, fat, flabby lips haven't wrapped around, dumbfuck? Do you even read the posts before you respond?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:01 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:CLEARLY didn't get it.

No, Paulie, I'm pretty sure I was able to grasp what you were "trying" to do.

how did it taste and were my nuts scratching your chin?

Sorry bro, but I just can't give you the benefit of the doubt that there's some sort of deeper, underlying brilliance to this "take."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:07 am

KC&P wrote:My dick was in your mouth. That makes you a fag. Much more so than me.

RACK ME!!!!!

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:25 am

That is your rebuttal to a FTFY? Are you retarded? How about addressing your desire for your penis to be in another male's mouth. Most males find this act to be disgusting. You find it to be smacktacular. I am afraid that your desire for masculine oral copulation makes you gay. All of your declarations of others' sexual preferences are moot.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:32 am

stuckinia wrote: All of your declarations of others' sexual preferences are moot.

Let's not be hasty -- those that suck the dick are more gay that those who just allow dudes to suck it.

There's some serious sementics at work here, and we need these definitions of levels of homosexuality, and which end of the mangulping deserve ridicule, and which ones are worthy of self-propping.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:33 am

stuckinia wrote:That is your rebuttal to a FTFY? Are you retarded?

Cut him a break. His writer's on vacation.

Desperate times, Paulie, call for desperate measures. You need your scripter working on an "on-call" basis or something. Hook that dude up with a Blackberry for situations like this.

I can see it now...

"Yo, bro, what up? This is Paul. Sorry to wake you, but I need your help, man. I'm getting beatdown pretty badly in the MLB forum and I need some help to dig myself out of this hole. I thought it would've been a really good idea to smack this other guy by saying my junk was in his mouth, and asking him how it tasted. That didn't go over so well. Shoot me an email STAT...and make sure you throw in a 'BODE' and a 'BALEE DAT' for good measure. Thanks, bro. Later"

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:53 pm

How does the plunger feel up your ass, Fat Paul??? :D

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:20 am

What the fuck is Zalasko wearing tonight? They aren't playing the game from The Boomerang Nebula, for christsakes. It's only 45 degrees in Detroit.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:32 am

Well, fuck me running. Guilty of brainfarting on that one.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:42 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:They're in St. Louis, you fucking ignorant ass.

i thought you were run from here a month ago. how the hell this plagerising tard is still fucking up the joint and mtool is banned in the cfb forum, i'll never understand.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:05 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:They're in St. Louis, you fucking ignorant ass.
i thought you were run from here a month ago. how the hell this plagerising tard is still fucking up the joint and mtool is banned in the cfb forum, i'll never understand.
I'll NEVER go away, so deal with it fucko.

if you define IT as: stealing other people's takes, kicking your own ass, and getting plungered on a daily basis? ok, i'll take that KTRL-C Paul.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:29 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:And you just never know...I MIGHT steal a take or twenty from here and post them elsewhere, only to NEVER EVER get busted for doing so again. Balee dat. ERRRRRR i'm spineless fucking cunt who can't even form an original thought or take and i love taking it up the ass.

FTFY pussy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:41 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

end of game.

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:48 am

Hi, Paul.

Need some help?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:15 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Nope, I got this.

shut the fuck up, you've been constantly beaten like a bongo drum in the middle of a pow-wow. just fucking off yourself, tard.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:16 pm

:paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:41 am

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:15 am

So were you guys disappointed that Jeanne wasn't on Wednesday night?

I mean, forget about the rain-delayed Fox showing bullshit without giving updates, for hours on end, unless you were glued to the TV, to see what would happen.

Nah, forget about that. Just think how pissed you really are that you didn't have to watch 45 minutes worth of "insight" from that annoying, lesbian cunt. Crushing, isn't it?

Btw, you guys are slipping. Where are the Rachel Nichols pics? Paul, stop flirting with the guys in here and get busy. I'm here to help you help me get this thread on track, dammit.