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poor city neighborhood.
what should I put there?
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Gun Store or Liquor Store
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it is directly across from a crappy apartment complex with lots of poor people.
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Silly question.

Storefront selling illegal drugs, running a whorehouse above it.


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Churches chicken, or Popeyes
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rent to-own-velour coach store?


Organic supermarket? (get good fire insurance, cash in)
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Nothing
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poptart wrote:Nothing
currently working with that scenario. not bringing in the money.


the constituency would be black.
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"Payday Loans"?

Alcohol and drug treatment center?

How about just making some open "green space"?
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A church. Nothing brings in the money like a church.
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socal wrote:"Payday Loans"?
they already inquired but didn't want the entire space. Guess charging tards interest on their own money doesn't require much of a store.

Alcohol and drug treatment center?
Why would I take away some of the character of the neighborhood?

How about just making some open "green space"?
Other half of building already rented out to Chinese restaurant.
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Dollar store
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Bizzarofelice wrote:Other half of building already rented out to Chinese restaurant.
You could go for some synergy and have an animal hospital.
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Lease the building to the military so that they can set up an enlistment centre.
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Bace, my wife has a friend in Houston with a 'Beauty' store in a 'poor' area.
Pretty damn good business, she has.

Wigs, bags, accessories, cosmetics, jewelry, ..... etc.
Marketed to the black crowd, and lots of folks bought up PLENTY of things.

"Da-yum, where'd they get all the cash money they use to buy up all this shit ... ?"
I thought that a few times.

BUT, it was/is a good bidness.
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Id sell boxes of wine really cheap. Maybe some grape and orange soda as well as cheetos.
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An RNC campaign volunteer center.....hold on, no $ there
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A hospital.
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My choices:

* One of those shoe stores where the clerks have to dress like NFL referees
* Sally's Beauty Supply
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A break dancing academy. You could hire Turbo and Ozone.
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Uncle Fester wrote:My choices:

* One of those shoe stores where the clerks have to dress like NFL referees
Not a bad idea. Only thing is the inventory would be expensive, and shit'll most likely just get broken into and robbed. We're really looking to milk the "first of the month" money from the neighborhood. Damned Family Dollar has had a monopoly on that shit for some time.

* Sally's Beauty Supply
This neighborhood has lost all dignity.
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Gub'mint cheese distribution center.
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Watermelon stand
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One of those Sub-woofer/ spinning rims joints.
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Lotion sto. Don't the hood to get all ashy n shit.
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JCT wrote:Lotion sto. Don't the hood to get all ashy n shit.
beaut. rack junkchin.
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...yeah...RACK LUTH as per usual!

otherwise, just rent it to some people of middle eastern dissent who'd like to operate a Carry-out.

(...i know...they're in short supply.)

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middle eastern dissent
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Has anyone mentioned Video store yet?

forst of the month: rented DVD's out, then back in one week later. Pron in the back, and eventually recorders, players and TV's under (Heavy) lock and key.

Low overhead, and your pron rentals alone pays for the expansions.
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Put in a library and rent it to police as a safe house.
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This thread is racist. :?
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