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Any of you ever submitted a tip to Crime Stoppers?

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Never really cared enough to because I like to mind my own business, but I found out some drug pushing shitstain is trying to sell blow to some of girls down the road that I know. Ordinarily, I wouldn't care, but dude is pushing it near a church/day care and a park, and offers the girls to trade sex for it instead of money.

I don't really know the greasy fuck, other than this dude is a financial planner and supplies blow on the side. Anyway, I left a really glowing tip about him for Crime Stoppers because, let's face it, one less Lagos on the street is always a good thing.

Fuck him pushing that shit near kids and trying to turn innocent girls into coke whores. (Here come the tossed salad jokes.) Maybe I should go to this fuck's house and light him up Old School, but I don't feel like doing jail time for teaching him a lesson that I guaranfukkintee he will learn from.

Suggestions and civic duty stories welcomed.

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How did you find out? Did you see it happen? Or did somebody tell you about it?

So you "know" these girls, eh?

I don't suppose the idea of telling their parents ever occurred to you?

Good story, though.
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Did you at least score an 8 ball before you rolled on him?
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^^^^^^^^

dude at the top of the page thieved some Frozen Foods...errr...Hot Pockets from an indy apartment.....

he called it a post Booty~call Snack.

she wants her Hot Poc...err...BRAN Salad Toss...errrr

good job BRANNIE
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Re: Any of you ever submitted a tip to Crime Stoppers?

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Mike Backer wrote:Suggestions and civic duty stories welcomed.
Beat his ass, steal his blow, and then take his place on the street corner.
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Who needs Crime Stoppers?

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JCT wrote:Did you at least score an 8 ball before you rolled on him?
Absolutely.
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