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Rack Vonage!!!

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Just saw jtr on the tube. Freaking great line Jesse
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Rack Pittsburgh!!! Great win over the Seahawks! Enjoy being champs!!
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Rack Columbus! HE DISCOVERED A NEW LAND!! W00T!
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RACK JESUS!! HE DIED FOR OUR SINS!!
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hey, i never saw it before today, btw, did we land on the moon yet?
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Tiberious wrote:hey, i never saw it before today, btw, did we land on the moon yet?

No and we never will.

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Did anyone else hear that Big Bang?
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I just heard Romey pimp this website on the air last hour. Rack it!
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Crown/Sissyrooo's sebaceous glands defying 120 grit sandpaper, his mom reverts to 60!

Story at 11
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The Vonage product itself is a piece of crap, guess they snagged an actor that could truly portray that fact to the audience.
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Tiberious wrote:hey, i never saw it before today, btw, did we land on the moon yet?

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Jesus Dude. That is some serious glass dick.
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Crown,

Let me get this straight...you're glass dicking shit you know is glass dick material, and then you're scolding yourself with your Cicero nick?

What a bizzare world you live in, bro.
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Or Crown/Tiberious starts a thread at home and Cicero/Obi Won posts in the thread while at work.
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HEY GUYS, I JUST HEARD THAT TIBERIOUS SAW THAT VONAGE COMMERCIAL WITH JESSIE THE TARD FOR THE FIRST TIME. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???
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I actually saw it last week. Three words popped into my head when I heard him speak. The first was 'Kermit', and the last was 'Frog'.
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Did you see it on an american channel or european channel?
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Haven't seen the commercial but I was thinking of getting Vonage!
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I saw ut last night for the first time as well. I almost told my kids, "I know that dude", then, I came to my senses. 15 year old daughters already think their parents are losers, no need to reinforce that image.
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smackaholic wrote:I saw ut last night for the first time as well. I almost told my kids, "I know that dude", then, I came to my senses. 15 year old daughters already think their parents are losers, no need to reinforce that image.
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jtr wrote:Did you see it on an american channel or european channel?
NFL Network. We don't have Vonage here.

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Nishlord wrote:
jtr wrote:Did you see it on an american channel or european channel?
NFL Network. We don't have Vonage here.

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someone who makes his living at selling his "intellectual property" isn't bothered by stealing the same from others? nice.
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Hey, if it was available here at a decent price, I'd buy it.
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I'll use that line the next time I decide to heist a diamond necklace.
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'here' was the main word, SH.
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Nishlord wrote:We don't have Vonage here.

Not that I care, but Vonage has been available througout the UK and Western Europe for at least a couple of years.

Last I checked, you need to have a high speed internet connection to use it, and last time I checked, there were about 10 different free services that do the same thing....but for the record, Vonage is available in most civilized parts of the world.
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smackaholic wrote:I saw ut last night for the first time as well. I almost told my kids, "I know that dude", then, I came to my senses. 15 year old daughters already think their parents are losers, no need to reinforce that image.
your daughters already know me probably if they watch Raven or Nick shows at all/
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jtr wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I saw ut last night for the first time as well. I almost told my kids, "I know that dude", then, I came to my senses. 15 year old daughters already think their parents are losers, no need to reinforce that image.
your daughters already know me probably if they watch Raven or Nick shows at all/
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